From this thread:
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/750794/page/1/
Quoting Logan Imlach:
"i'll tell you why we ski: sex. everything any human does in any avenue of life can be linked back to sex.
people will constantly tell you that "oh i'm doing it for the thrill seeking" or "no way man, i'm doing it because i love it". they are all full of shit.
athletes train to become better athletes, and you know what the best athletes get? hot bitches. lawyers and doctors work really hard in school and drop tons of money and time to get into professions where they make tons of money. why? so they can buy a fucking benz and wheel broads. some fucking mathematician locks himself in a room for 46 days creating some extensive algorithm to link buying and selling goods to picking up girls at a bar. you know why he does it? so he can win a fucking nobel prize and nail some skeezy swiss honey.
skiing is no different. some kid on newschoolers pre-orders the newest saga so he looks sick, even though he sucks at skiing. why? so he can work on that skanky snowboard skeezer on the chairlift and maybe get his fingers wet. dont act like when you land something sick or you stomp a huge cliff you don't look around to see if any hoes are watching. i know you kids are out there hiking a rail because you want to get that trick soooooo bad, but you know deep down why you want the trick? because you saw nick goepper land that trick and he's banging that gymnast, and we ALL want to bang gymnasts that win televised dancing competitions."
It's the truth, and I commend Nick for paving this road between skiing and hot bitches. Thanks for helping skiers make the pussy wet, Nick.
