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A Message To All East Coast Bros

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Sharknuts.
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You guys look fucking stupid!


After living in Vail my whole life and then moving to the east I have come to the conclusion that 90% of the shit you east coast bros wear is absolutely fucking stupid.


Why the fuck do you wear multicolored bowties and pants? Its not funny you just look like a fuck face.


Why the fuck do you wear these stupid vineyard vine hats backwards every fucking day of the year? These hats look like something my fat uncle wore in 90's that he thought was cool but it wasn't, at all.


You guys and your clothes are fucking wack.


West Coast steeze is so much sicker.




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Feb 13 2014 1:28PM
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JustForYou
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Relevant from thread made earlier:


Feb 13 2014 1:33PM
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Olimar
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Coming from an East Coaster, All those kids a dressed like shit... youre describing the typical frat bros that think they dress well because they can buy an outfit that they saw in the latest vineyard vines catalog...


Feb 13 2014 1:35PM
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GayWolf420
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that would suck moving from the west to east. I'd hate myself if my family had to move back to michigan
Feb 13 2014 1:39PM
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Sharknuts.
Posts: 339 - Karma: 953
I go to a good school. Only reason I'm here.
Feb 13 2014 1:42PM
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theabortionator
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Lol at moving east for school. You're doing it wrong bro. But that's alright because it sure seems as OP fails at most things in life.


Sick thread, try harder next time.
Feb 13 2014 1:51PM
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bfulmer
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Feb 13 2014 1:59PM
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Olimar
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God forbid someone travels to go to an Ivy League school on the East Coast... What idiot would ever do that.
Feb 13 2014 2:01PM
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blazer258
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where on the east coast are you? that makes a difference
Feb 13 2014 2:02PM
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Sharknuts.
Posts: 339 - Karma: 953
I'm in Boston
Feb 13 2014 2:17PM
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Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
Come up to the north shore for the day in the summer, you'll love it
Feb 13 2014 2:22PM
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b-kul
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because there are no good schools on the west
Feb 13 2014 2:26PM
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lands11
Posts: 1818 - Karma: 1,677
lol because everyone on the east obviously dresses like that......

Sick thread OP
Feb 13 2014 2:29PM
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DaveJ
Posts: 315 - Karma: 1,096
I've lived east coast my whole life and have never seen anyone wear anything close to that stupid.
Feb 13 2014 2:31PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
This.

I can partly understand dressing like this, but it's because I grew up and still live in the South. I'm partly tolerant of it because I understand why they dress like that, but on the same token yes they do look like a pastel sheet.

Funny thing is, girls down here don't go for guys who stand out or dress unique, literally EVERY guy at my school dresses like that and girls almost solely go for them.
Feb 13 2014 3:29PM
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edai
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What school?
Feb 13 2014 3:32PM
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Randy_Quench
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Fuck that noise, speaking for the east I refuse to invite michigan to our party. take that shit to the midwest. as soon as you hit ohio it becomes the midwest as far as I'm concerned.

back on topic with this thread: I have lived on the east coast for over 2 decades now and have never noticed this coastal pandemic you speak of. Of course theres always a few douchebags who dress like children, but those fuckers live everywhere I've ever traveled.

besides- the west includes L.A. and its no debate that L.A homes the most fruity dressed imbeciles in the US.
Feb 13 2014 3:40PM
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OregonDead
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There is absolutely no reason to give a f$#@. I'm still wearing the clothes my uncle handed down to me in the 90's after he got too fat. Lol.
Feb 13 2014 3:47PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
Funny after living in New York my whole life, and living in Breckenridge for two years I could say the same thing.
Feb 13 2014 3:47PM
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theabortionator
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God forbid I ever make a point without being 100% serious on the internet.

Feb 13 2014 5:00PM
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theBearJew
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Amazing.
Feb 13 2014 5:01PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Believe me, us east coasters think they're clowns too.
Feb 13 2014 5:02PM
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pmw
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what is a better style of dress? xxl?
Feb 13 2014 5:14PM
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NollieChooch__
Posts: 126 - Karma: 978
Do you mean frat bros, prep kids, or one of the soccer/lax/hockey bros? Nothing against any of those kids, dress how you want, but those are the majority of populations that wear those clothes.
Feb 13 2014 5:22PM
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snugs
Posts: 966 - Karma: 4,090
way to generalize a mass proportion of our nation. you are probably the same person that thinks all black people are criminals, all gay people want to fuck you, everybody from the south fucks their cousin, and all asians suck at driving. grow up, learn something about the world, ignorance isn't bliss... its a tragedy.
Feb 13 2014 5:32PM
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JStrathern
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What school do you go to on the north shore?
Feb 13 2014 5:55PM
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Mr.DarthVader
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ITS ALL THE LAX BROS
Feb 13 2014 6:18PM
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Macblizzle
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Feb 13 2014 6:30PM
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ABdrummer
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Being from the EC, those are some douchy try hards you posted pictures of. When you wear normal shit its fine but those colors look wack as fuck
Feb 13 2014 8:35PM
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JordanButtfart
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Those kids are huge fucking tryhards.
Feb 13 2014 8:51PM
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jbart37
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i can assure you that no east coast skiers dress like that
Feb 13 2014 8:54PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
What exactly do west coast bros look like? Are they any better than east coast bros? Bros suck in general so why is it relevant?
Feb 13 2014 8:59PM
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Anti_Panda
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If literally every guy dresses that way of course girls will only go for them....they are the only guys available. retard
Feb 13 2014 8:59PM
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Aaaron.
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let's not forget that NYC, the fashion capital of the country is on the east coast...

Feb 13 2014 9:20PM
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CrotchKiller
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what is this from? phenomenal!
Feb 13 2014 9:40PM
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Bogs
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Sick thread, op. Does hating on the entire east coast make your dick feel bigger?
Feb 13 2014 10:32PM
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BMB
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LOL OP, you can't generalize the entire east coast with the North East lax bro prep school style of dress. You just can't do that, unless you're an ignorant doofus, who like to try to "fuck" over true East coast NS brethren. oh wait
Feb 13 2014 10:44PM
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BROSEIDON
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Come to Maine haha
Feb 13 2014 11:48PM
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WakaShocka
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yoooooo your not fuckin' with my plad pants cuhhh
Feb 14 2014 12:05AM
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GrandThings
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 28,716
Not gunna lie, I often wear vineyard vines and other shit like that. I also wear saga and armada stuff too. Does that make me a shittier skier or less cool as a person? I'm sorry if I offend you OP. Also Cole Drexler wears sperrys and garden hats and he fucking rips
Feb 14 2014 12:50AM
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-benedetto
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How did you come up with that figure? What studies were involved? Were the studies replicated? Come back when you have legit sources.

Good day, Sir.
Feb 14 2014 7:16AM
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adrian191
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Op probably wears that himself.
Feb 14 2014 8:26AM
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op14
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I'll have you know i have never once worn a multi-colored tie or a backwards vineyard vine hat.
Feb 14 2014 10:13AM
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op14
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What about central United States? How do those bros dress? Also, I would just like to point out the fact that I have a friend who lives in Vermont and she tells me every single person in her schools shows up in a Carhart, Chippewa's and a dirty shit smelling flannel that was used to ten to the animals on the farm that they work at before they go to school. So jokes on you OP, we can smell like shit and look like hicks, not just preppy douchebags!
Feb 14 2014 10:23AM
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Bhroscoe
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Good thread op
Feb 14 2014 12:58PM
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.squirrely.
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false
Feb 14 2014 2:17PM
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RusselCrowe
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OP I agree with you. They look like assholes. At my school this is what the LAX and football team dress like and even some hockey players, some are my friends who are reasonably cool and then there are assholes.
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this is considered dressing up for lax home games.
Feb 14 2014 2:40PM
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Bakeshow
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There's no way that last kid plays sports.
Feb 14 2014 2:53PM
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RusselCrowe
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I know Im just saying that a lot of kids who play sports will dress like this. Even kids who dont play sports do it at my school.
Feb 14 2014 3:18PM
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BigScaryLarry
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so my ski the east and line shirts and flannels are douchy now? fuck you dude jk haha i hate those dumb ass tools who dress like that. they look like they are about to go to the gay bar
Feb 14 2014 8:44PM
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