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Stupidest injury

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[BoatsNHoes]
Posts: 183 - Karma: 1,324
So I'm chillin in the safety patrol room after running into A FUCKING POLE! I came off a downbar switch and caught an edge. I refused to fall and while trying to catch myself I went off course. Before I knew it I was stuck in a fence next to a light post with a sharp pain in my elbow and hip. A FUCKING LIGHT POST!!! Been skiing since I was 2 and I fuck myself on a god damn light post! I'm scared as hell and need some stories to cheer me up.
Jan 31 2014 9:01PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10718 - Karma: 55,304
I bought new boots, was taking them thru the airport and dropped one on my foot getting on the plane. Ended up breaking three toes.
Jan 31 2014 9:07PM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3002 - Karma: 16,941
I banged OP's mother. There's a story for ya.
Jan 31 2014 9:08PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
Broke my hand punching a wall with a stud because i got pissed over an ice cream cone
Jan 31 2014 9:12PM
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[BoatsNHoes]
Posts: 183 - Karma: 1,324
Have fun with the AIDS
Jan 31 2014 9:14PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
Posts: 858 - Karma: 2,256
I have a fat bruise on my face after kneeing myself. I hit a little 3' mogul and landed wrong. Also my friend ran into a tree on a green run and broke his collar bone.
Jan 31 2014 9:15PM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3002 - Karma: 16,941
well since i had secks with her and also have the AIDS then it cancels the AIDS out for the male only.

So im good.

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Jan 31 2014 9:20PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
skiers thumb. Oh I need to fill out a paper, let me go grab a pen.......NOPE!
Jan 31 2014 9:54PM
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galardogod
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 5,115
This ^
Jan 31 2014 10:10PM
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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
not me, but saw some guy on the lift drop his pole. he reached for it and fell off from maybe 15 ft up. also i was in the trees and started navigating out of bounds. was going maybe five miles an hour and i got into some real tight stuff. i could either turn down into a huge bush or continue on at my liesurley pace in a tree. i took option b. i put my arms out which stopped me, but a sharp branch penetrated my pants and i needed stitches.
Jan 31 2014 10:17PM
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markc
Posts: 367 - Karma: 540
i was skiing in the trees on new years eve. i did a little nollie 180 on a roller then when i went to revert i hit a tree and completely snapped my humerus it was at about a 45 degree angle. 4 or 5 weeks after the injury i fell on some ice in my driveway and broke the callus. i am currently out for about 4 weeks. then i have to start rehab. and then i can maybe get some skiing in by the end of the season.

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Jan 31 2014 10:59PM
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NollieChooch__
Posts: 126 - Karma: 978
I just fucked my knee up the other day going under the trail sign. I couldn't walk for 3 days.
Jan 31 2014 11:09PM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
Did a downhill 3 in the pipe, caught my edge and tore my acl. Happened about two weeks ago
Feb 1 2014 6:36AM
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galardogod
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 5,115
Your making me scared to hit the pipe this week
Feb 1 2014 7:13AM
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McLS
Posts: 1980 - Karma: 6,446
My friend twisted his ankle landing switch and then, while slowly riding away switch and swearing loudly took one of those park poles right to the balls. It was hilarious
Feb 1 2014 8:53AM
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alexg1687
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,581
I dislocated my knee having sex. Had to have surgery to realign it and now I have a 6 inch scar over my right knee cap and down to the tibia.
Feb 1 2014 9:55AM
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FunkyMalone
Posts: 66 - Karma: 640
That must've been one hell of a ride
Feb 1 2014 12:13PM
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SkierPT
Posts: 2175 - Karma: 4,701
:o
Feb 1 2014 12:24PM
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Wolfgang.
Posts: 807 - Karma: 866
I broke my ankle slacklining once, not badly though. The strap around the tree snapped and I kept it really tight, because I like it tight. The ratchet came barreling into my ankle. Didn't find out it I fractures it until months later when I severely sprained the same ankle. I just thought I was being a pussy and it was only a little sore. Fortunately it had since healed.
Feb 1 2014 12:58PM
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ReeferMonga
Posts: 387 - Karma: 385
Same here. Kinda different but while loosening the slackline, it just suddenly released hit my hand and when I looked down my finger was literally turned around and kinda dangling. The knuckle turned itself completely around haha. Had to get a plate and two screws in one finger.
Feb 1 2014 2:35PM
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greene
Posts: 184 - Karma: 66
Did a lincoln off of a slackline and landed parallel to the ground, I broke my collarbone. 3 weeks after it was "fully healed", I took a minor fall doing a wall flip and it broke again. I literally fell from like 2 feet off the ground.
Feb 1 2014 4:58PM
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powerbong2000
Posts: 737 - Karma: 1,802
I hit a slow sign trying to be cool riding switch one of the poles whipped my eyebrow and I needed a couple stitches. Like 100 people saw it too.


Feb 1 2014 6:09PM
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TristonHall
Posts: 194 - Karma: 564
Who needs ACLs anymore?
Feb 1 2014 6:16PM
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goat00
Posts: 240 - Karma: 528
was doing a stupid ballet trick, the "step over," over a knuckle, hung an edge, sent me flying over the knuckle to ice on my hip. missed next days comp. jackass
Feb 1 2014 6:44PM
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WyattShapperd
Posts: 113 - Karma: 158
I was skiing and tripped over my ski pole... Broken thumb.
Feb 1 2014 6:47PM
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[BoatsNHoes]
Posts: 183 - Karma: 1,324
so i ended up with a fracture in my elbow and a badly bruised hip/lower back/left ass cheek. sounds like im gonna be skiing again this season. these stories are great lets keep it going, theyre actually making me feel like less of a tard
Feb 1 2014 7:43PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,466
I've broken the same finger 3 times

First playing baseball they always teach you to catch the ball with two hands and I put my other hand in my glove tooearly. Second time it got bent back from a nerf football. Third time I was sleeping on the couch and my dog barked in my face which scared me and I fell off the couch onto it
Feb 1 2014 7:57PM
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YUNG_milksteAk
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 4,327
Hit a flat down box and the coping at the kink was sticking up. Broke my collar bone a week before junior Olympics at park city... #sick
Feb 1 2014 9:06PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
dropped a 24 foot box on my toe in non-steel toe work boots, that was a fun park build
Feb 1 2014 9:21PM
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MYNAMEISCARSON
Posts: 153 - Karma: 583
i jumped off a cat track, hit a mogul, fell and put my ski pole through my lip. i had giant hole in my lip and got 12 stitches
Feb 1 2014 10:32PM
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[BoatsNHoes]
Posts: 183 - Karma: 1,324
holy shit thats gnarly
Feb 1 2014 10:35PM
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[BoatsNHoes]
Posts: 183 - Karma: 1,324
holy shit thats gnarly
Feb 1 2014 10:35PM
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YoungChristmas
Posts: 1065 - Karma: 2,105
I knocked out a tooth in the baby park
Feb 1 2014 10:40PM
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X_ANKILLA
Posts: 2354 - Karma: -5,295
At Snowshow on a ski trip with friends.
Night skiin' sucks because the park sucks.
Biggest rail is 8 feet.
We decide to get boozed up.
Pound 4 beers in like 15mins.
shit starts to get fun.
Do dumb shit.
Throw drunken rodeo 5ish, more like a 3.
everyone like dayyyyym at the top.
#pro.
go to hit 8foot cannon.
not enough speed slide back down and off side
go into backwards splits down the hill
knees screaming
i'm screaming
shit hurts bad. fuck up me knee hard.
go back to hotel
cry
limp
can't go skiing for the rest of the trip.

Feb 1 2014 11:44PM
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joriza.ski
Posts: 1651 - Karma: 2,165
Hit nice jump for once at big boulder Snowboarder in landing Snowboarder gets in way Fly into snowboarder Rupture kidney from impact Gets skis stolen while going to the hospital
Feb 1 2014 11:59PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
so gnar that you dub posted DAMN!
Feb 2 2014 12:06AM
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wanakent
Posts: 10 - Karma: 22
Skied into my poles super fast just after my ski snapped. Lacerated my kidney and spleen, perferated my colon and collapsed my lung. lost 4 litres of blood. 10 month recovery. Scar from pelvis to sternum!
Feb 2 2014 5:33AM
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D34DM0053
Posts: 150 - Karma: 604
moral of the story. Poles are out to get you.
Feb 2 2014 5:59AM
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alexg1687
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,581
Not really....once my knee cap was back in place she wouldn't let me finish. Something about seeing a human knee joint with the knee cap on the side of the knee grosses a girl out...who would have known..?
Feb 2 2014 7:02AM
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ggfski42
Posts: 651 - Karma: 700
i got hit by a runaway skii two days ago. Hit me right in the tailbone. Hurt sooo bad i couldnt walk for literally like 30 minutes. Luckily it wasnt going too fast yet and it was a pow ski and not a GS.
Feb 2 2014 7:26AM
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~bagelz~
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 1,067
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/746442/
I know your pain. that was a long 3 stair set and I was stoned and kinda drunk.
I also fractured my ankle skim-boarding once; on sand, just by jumping off at an odd angle. it was only 4 weeks in a cast that so no that bad
Feb 2 2014 8:26AM
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PKNeison
Posts: 313 - Karma: 721
I once got tendinitis in my wrist from the poma
Feb 2 2014 10:27AM
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Benkofast
Posts: 4 - Karma: 27
Hitting a rail when my pole got stuck under my ski. When I landed the pole hit me in the eye and I have a inch scar next to my eye
Feb 3 2014 5:06PM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,904
last day of the season when i came to sit down on the lift i put my hand out to just stabalize myself or somethin and my friend sat down first and his back just crushed my wrist and bent my hand all th way back, i felt retarded
Feb 3 2014 5:26PM
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Deforestation
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 3,192
I broke my leg the first time i went skiing from doing nothing...
Feb 3 2014 7:44PM
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nobs
Posts: 18 - Karma: 39
landed backseat,pack got caught in the snow and dislocated my shoulder. Had a 2km hike back to my truck then 35 minute drive back to town by myself. Now in a sling for 3 weeks until re-evaluation. What a way to end the season....On the plus side, greatest day of skiing I've probably ever had before getting injured. I'm heading back to those lines first chance i get next season !
Mar 23 2014 7:11PM
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j_romero
Posts: 124 - Karma: 345
Slipped on some ice early morning last week and came down to a penguin slide with so much force, the back tip of my ski hit my head and made a fat gash which resulted in 6 fucking staples in the ER (wasn't wearing a helmet). Also twisted my knee from landing on one ski after fighting to rotate a fucked up backflip today at Snowbasin. Been a shitty late season since March started.
Mar 23 2014 11:37PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51252 - Karma: 157,262
Sticking my hand into a fan while putting on my hoodie in the morning. It's happened a few times different places. I fucking hate fans.


Mar 23 2014 11:40PM
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Shifties4Dayz
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 553
Drinks 4 beets #turndownforwhat
Mar 23 2014 11:45PM
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Oxburger
Posts: 123 - Karma: 1,262
Fell in the grocery store parking lot getting groceries for the ski days ahead and got a bunch of small rocks embedded in the palm of my hand. Had to buy tweezers in addition to all the groceries and fish those suckers out after... For sure the dumbest scars I have on my body. The clerk's face when I handed the money over for to pay for the groceries with my hand bleeding all over was pretty priceless though...
Mar 24 2014 1:18AM
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