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My Mom Just Texted Me Saying I'm Adopted

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RimJobber
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I'm 19 and in class right now and my mom is at work and she just sent me a text "I haven't been 100% honest with you. You're adopted"
Not sure if she's trolling me hard or if I really am
Jan 31 2014 2:11PM
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Horsefacekillah
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Ur adopted inb4 skier man is ur real dad.
Jan 31 2014 2:12PM
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RimJobber
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Luckily I'm nowhere close to being a ginge, so that a plus
Jan 31 2014 2:14PM
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JAHpow
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So you have siblings?
Jan 31 2014 2:19PM
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RimJobber
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I have a younger sister
Jan 31 2014 2:19PM
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JAHpow
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$10 she took you mom's phone and text that to you
Jan 31 2014 2:21PM
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RimJobber
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Moms at work and sisters at school 30 minutes away. My mom is just about to go to a luncheon with the dean of my college
Jan 31 2014 2:22PM
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JAHpow
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I hate mobile. ^*Do not So, and *your
Jan 31 2014 2:22PM
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Download-My-Apps
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Do you really think your mom would text something that sensitive at 19?
Jan 31 2014 2:44PM
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RimJobber
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Thats what I was thinking too, but I have no idea. Like my mom doesnt joke around at all and I dont see any situation in which she would text me something like that as a joke
Jan 31 2014 2:45PM
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406
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KYS
Jan 31 2014 2:46PM
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theblackrod
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check the number for your Mom contact. A buddy may have switched it on your phone for a big prank...
Jan 31 2014 2:55PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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lol yes. I used to do this, change my name in their phone to mom or dad and text them shit like, "I know about the fire", or "i just found your gay porn". Always made them freak out
Jan 31 2014 2:57PM
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RimJobber
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Nope. Its my moms number
Jan 31 2014 2:58PM
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LAME.
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Man, if you're 19 and you haven't realized you are adopted, you are either fully retarded, or you are not adopted.

ask yourself some questions.
1. Do you have extensive baby pictures/home movies?
2.Do you look like either of your parents or your sister?
3.Does all your birth certificate info match up?

If you said no to one of, or all of the questions you may be adopted.
Jan 31 2014 2:59PM
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Dylan_
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To suck him off for your 4.0
Jan 31 2014 3:01PM
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Ski_the_east01
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yeah this is a piss poor troll thread

OP I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul
Jan 31 2014 3:01PM
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RimJobber
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I just never really questioned it.

I have baby pictures, but I dont remember very many from when I was really little or just born, mostly because I havent cared.
I look like my sister but idk about my parents. I was 2 when my sister was born too, but I dont remember her being born.
I havent ever seen my birth certificate.
Jan 31 2014 3:02PM
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.AR6rider.
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Who the fuck just casually checks out their birth certificate? I don't think I've ever even seen mine.
Jan 31 2014 3:02PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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also why the fuck would it even matter if you were adopted. Does it change anything?
Jan 31 2014 3:03PM
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.AR6rider.
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Uh, yeah? Now he can fuck his mom and his sister in a threesome.
Jan 31 2014 3:04PM
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CrotchKiller
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you serious?

Jan 31 2014 3:05PM
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RimJobber
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No, but a random text is fucked up. She should have at least made me a cake or something.

I would have been fine coming home to this
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Jan 31 2014 3:05PM
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LAME.
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I needed my birth certificate to get a social insurance number, maybe its not the same in the states.
Jan 31 2014 3:11PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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um yea haha. I'm adopted and i can honestly say my life is only better for it. Your parents still love you as their child either way, and while it seems weird to think about the reality is you just don't share their blood. So what. Everything else is the same.
Jan 31 2014 3:27PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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and you can fuck your sister
Jan 31 2014 3:27PM
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act.resist
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This, why would they adopt you if they werent taking on full responsibility of your being, promising to love and care for you like their own child..
Jan 31 2014 3:34PM
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RimJobber
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Its not a huge deal if I'm adopted or not, like I can get over that. But a text would be a shitty way to find out
Jan 31 2014 3:40PM
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Dr.Dickless
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You can start adopting babies right when they're born, he'll you can even plan it out and be in the room when your adopted kid is born. My sister looks absolutely nothing like me and were family. The birth certificate part should clear it all up, but a lot of people just use their social security card for id instead
Jan 31 2014 3:41PM
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CrotchKiller
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I'm not questioning how solid a relationship like that is. Like you said "everything is the same" I'm wondering how you would feel if you lived 19 years of your life believing that the people you live with are in fact family, only to receive a text from your "mother" stating you are not. I honestly can't say how i would react but I don't think i could just shrug it off
Jan 31 2014 3:44PM
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Phil-X-
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Text her back and be like "Bitch, don't be mistaken; I adopted you and your family"
Jan 31 2014 3:46PM
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whoa-dere
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this is hilarious
Jan 31 2014 3:47PM
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Wompuscat
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I mean, if true this would be a helluva way to find out if you're adopted, but I kind of agree with Byron here. It shouldn't be as big of a deal as people make it out to be. What, so you don't know your "true" parents(i.e. the two people who banged and then for some reason couldn't raise you). I feel the word parents should be MUCH more strongly associated with the people who raised you rather than the people who gave birth to you. Granted, I've never been in the situation, and definitely understand that it can differ GREATLY depending on the situation, but those are just my thoughts.
Jan 31 2014 3:55PM
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fishstamp
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pics or it didnt happen

Jan 31 2014 3:55PM
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RimJobber
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Like what the fuck. I've been fucking up in school and stuff and have told a few lies lately, but I dont know what to think.

Jan 31 2014 3:56PM
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CaptainObvious.
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It's acutally your Dean. He convinced your mom to let him troll you.

"hue hue.....let me see your phone. Kody's gonna freak. hue hue"

And these are the people that run our schools.
Jan 31 2014 3:58PM
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deleted5
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Well making a thread and talking about it online, is clearly the way to go.
Jan 31 2014 3:59PM
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RimJobber
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I dont think its the dean, because I lied to my mom that I've been talking to him about trying to change my grade, which she's probably mad about.

And zzz, I'm on campus still and dont know what the fuck to say back, so I'm gonna wait until I get home
Jan 31 2014 4:21PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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Well even though i think it shouldnt matter, the bond is still the same, blablabla, I really hope you didnt find this out over a text. This shouldn't change your opinion of your parents, but at the same time its probably been weighing on them quite a bit.

And im proud of my bloodline, knowing I'm Haitian makes me feel pretty proud of my literal ancestors. At the same time the totally white parents I was raised by are my real family, and i feel like we're even closer than other biological families.

I don't really think you're trying to troll, so in all honesty good luck, I hope your parents tell you what they need to, and I hope it doesn't change the closeness of your relationship with them.

I would say go ski, but you tahoeians haven't really done that for a few years now.
Jan 31 2014 4:36PM
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HitTheJim
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This you bro?
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Jan 31 2014 4:59PM
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corona
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Pics so we can compare.
Jan 31 2014 5:05PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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yes
Jan 31 2014 5:13PM
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taylornicky
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inb4 your real parents died from catching on fire
Jan 31 2014 5:16PM
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Wallisch_pl
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What the fuck is the point of this thread? What the fuck can we possibly do? Call your mom up and ask her, is that not the only way of finding out? If you were adopted and your mom told you through text you have got the shittiest mom, or adoptive mom
Jan 31 2014 5:32PM
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corona
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they adopted him as a sex slave. the time is ripe. OP your mum is hitting on you.
Jan 31 2014 5:32PM
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cottage_steeze
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Whats funny is I am adopted and all of those questions would show that I wasnt. Was adopted at birth so plenty of pictures, adoptive parents name on my birth certificate and my parents still love me....Depends when in your life you got adopted.
Jan 31 2014 5:54PM
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Dustin.
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So if she isn't even your blood relative she fair game then. Sounds like a win to me.

Bewbz.
Jan 31 2014 5:59PM
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Mr.Huck
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It's true. I had you when I was a teenager and was in no position to be a mother. I had to give you up for adoption. I hope you can forgive me.
Jan 31 2014 6:22PM
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RimJobber
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Just got home. Nobody else is here. Waiting for my mom and dad to come home after work. Doing recon now to see if I can find baby pictures. Will post pics of moms text later too.
Jan 31 2014 6:27PM
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.Apex.
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Only available options...
1) You're trolling
2) You're mom is trolling (If she's that cool)
3) Someone got a hold of your mom's phone

/thread
Jan 31 2014 6:29PM
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