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csquared
Posts: 1 - Karma: 152
post your favorite party experience
Jan 29 2014 6:00PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
I wish I could remember, you would have to refer to the police report
Jan 29 2014 6:03PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
I took one of my moms wine coolers when she was at work.

So fukcig drunk
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Jan 29 2014 6:08PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
One time I made out with a really fat chick.
Jan 29 2014 6:27PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
this one time i posted a thread that had been posted 10000x before....after drinking a boone's farm.
Jan 29 2014 6:36PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,444
I stayed over at a friends house a couple weekend ago. His dad was gone for the night. His dad has beers in the fridge so we drank like 4 or 5 and got hella drunk playing call of duty. I'm usually not much of a drinker but once in a while it's cool to get f'ed up
Jan 29 2014 6:37PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Hella bong rips wit my gramma @ nursery home, her roomies saw we were blazin and they said they wanted some, and I said they could chill wit us. Next thing I know everyone in the nursery home is blazed so hard and the security guards are knocked out. Makin out wit old women is so fun
Jan 29 2014 6:40PM
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Kimmler
Posts: 1316 - Karma: 625
lost it
Jan 29 2014 6:45PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
Jan 30 2014 1:00AM
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division.bell
Posts: 2762 - Karma: 1,905
Drunk girl locked herself in my room and proceeded to barf on my guitar and pass out in my bed. Shit was "awesome" bro.
Jan 30 2014 1:13AM
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ChillTeenDad420
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 5,512
one time a kid pissed in our dishwasher, another time the same kid barfed in my roommates shoe
Jan 30 2014 1:29AM
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phyz
Posts: 573 - Karma: 937
haha same, the asshole gave him $10 to make up for it
Jan 30 2014 1:37AM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Everytime i see your name and icon i think, damn what a great album.. dammit now i have to throw on high hopes.
Jan 30 2014 1:38AM
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Wompuscat
Posts: 818 - Karma: 380
Some guy hosted a 3 kegger in his basement last year, and set up jello wrestling in the middle. Was like some shit straight out of a movie, fuckin epic. The day after the party on one of the facebook confessions pages or something like that, somebody said, "you know it was a wild night when you wake up with jello in your underwear." Thought it was pretty comical.
Jan 30 2014 2:16AM
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prosnurfer
Posts: 1842 - Karma: 83
once i was at this party and i guess i was being a dick to this girl so i passed out on the couch and i woke up and my pants were all wet. i was like "dude julian did i piss my self?" but my bladder was really full so i didnt know how i could have. he was like "no dude that chick poured a beer on you" so i looked down to the ground and saw her purse. i took it to the porch un ziped it and pissed all my bladder in to it. it filled all the way up. i zipped it back up went and placed it in its spot and left. good times
Jan 30 2014 9:41PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
hahaha awesome
Jan 30 2014 9:52PM
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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
You are the fucking man
Jan 30 2014 10:57PM
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ZeMagnificentKev
Posts: 618 - Karma: 1,325
I was doing substances at party when my old buddy came up and asked to try some of my substances, which I usually mix with tobacco (aka popper) I asked him if he knew what this was, and told him he shouldn't because he was already fucked up enough as it is. fuck it he said, muttering something about living only once. Somehow he pulled the whole thing, and proceeded to immediately fall straight back on his ass, dropping and breaking the bong in the process. Spent the next 3 hours with his face in the terlet, party moved to the bathroom, it was good night. For me.
Jan 30 2014 11:21PM
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SEEL
Posts: 1033 - Karma: 1,082
First time a ate pot brownies my friend went to fart on my other friend while mooning him, and sharted on him. We followed it up by eating peanut butter and flooding the hot tub.
Jan 30 2014 11:25PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Lol all those old people at the party keep calling me and asking for weed
Jan 31 2014 12:03PM
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Wheat
Posts: 375 - Karma: 1,633
was at a party and some kids dad hired some homeless dude to bar tend to a shit load of 16-17 year olds. free booze for us. then i saw the dude pull out some bear spray so i dipped.
Jan 31 2014 1:47PM
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HitTheJim
Posts: 787 - Karma: 399
Last night I got tackled into a keg by some dude I dont know and lost a lens from my glasses. Still trying to figure out why he tackled me.
Jan 31 2014 1:52PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
You should hit the gym
Jan 31 2014 2:03PM
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HitTheJim
Posts: 787 - Karma: 399
omg like my name!
Jan 31 2014 4:40PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
why wouldn't you just call it smoking weed. I thought I was going to hear a cool drug story not some shitty story about poppers.
Jan 31 2014 10:24PM
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ZeMagnificentKev
Posts: 618 - Karma: 1,325
weell if he was just smoking weed that probably wouldn't ave happened.
Feb 3 2014 1:42AM
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snakerton
Posts: 2434 - Karma: 1,977
Downtown seattle right now is pretty fucking sweet
Feb 3 2014 2:21AM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
Was at this party, all drunk and what not. Tried to find a bathroom but couldn't so I wandered upstairs to look around. Opened a door that I thought was a bathroom and confidently walked in. Instead it's their weird roommate just going hard on CoD. He's all like "This isn't the bathroom dude" but I was already so committed I'm like "Yeah I know, Just don't to run some CoD"... We then went on to split screen for like an hour, dope party.
Feb 3 2014 12:03PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,122
i never get invited to parties. instead I sit at home and make fun of people on the internet.
Feb 3 2014 12:10PM
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SamtheEagle
Posts: 1658 - Karma: 713
if you remember them you are doing it wrong
Feb 3 2014 12:12PM
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ZeechMcHuck
Posts: 455 - Karma: 569

/claim I was there

took a bottle to the face that night, on the way to get stitches we crashed our car near COP and took an ambulance the rest of the way. shitty night to say the least

Feb 3 2014 1:39PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
if the bitch threw up from one pop he would have if it were a normal bong toke as well.
Feb 4 2014 11:23AM
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icculus.
Posts: 749 - Karma: 3,963
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Feb 4 2014 11:27AM
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icculus.
Posts: 749 - Karma: 3,963
damn you have to click the first one.
Feb 4 2014 11:28AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
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Feb 4 2014 11:30AM
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ChillTeenDad420
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 5,512
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got a lil rowdy in seattle after the hawks won
Feb 5 2014 1:44AM
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cheaaaaaa
Posts: 830 - Karma: 630
convinced a college freshmen to wear a bike helmet out at night because she too drunk. somehow thats got to count
Feb 5 2014 1:49AM
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MustBeMattyB
Posts: 495 - Karma: 2,147
is that marine?
Feb 5 2014 2:03AM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Ah haha i was at that party too, twas an epic saint pattys day! Those marine street apartments were outta control that night.
Feb 5 2014 2:04AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
Getting fucked up off O'Doul's
Feb 5 2014 3:29AM
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