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sneezin
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Gave a presentation in my Syracuse University public speaking class last thursday on steeze. hahaha the teacher doesn't ski so she really had no idea what was going on. Along with the rest of the class... and don't call me out on some of my descriptions of ski terms being wrong, I was mostly just bullshitting on the spot because I hadn't practiced once and because I knew the teacher wouldn't call me out on anything.

Video isn't really 10 min long, ends around 6:30.


watcha think?
Jan 26 2014 7:25PM
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El_Barto.
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didnt watch but that sounds like the most stupid topic for a presentation ever. eat shit, eat my shit
Jan 26 2014 7:26PM
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Spagett+
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Where did you get that tie?

Chads r us?
The toilet store?
A homeless man?
Jan 26 2014 7:26PM
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deleted5
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I took this class two years ago, and just used this cut it down to about 10 minutes
Jan 26 2014 7:26PM
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deleted5
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I stopped at 32 steez is not the most important part of skiing.
Jan 26 2014 7:29PM
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El_Barto.
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that tie is G and youre gay
Jan 26 2014 7:29PM
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whoa-dere
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you didn't relate to the audience
Jan 26 2014 7:30PM
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Bart.Man
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I got exactly 2 seconds in.

I hate people like you on presentation days. Find something even REMOTELY relevant and make a decent presentation.
Jan 26 2014 7:33PM
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Spagett+
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There is only one gay that tie is acceptable and that is the fourth of july.

Quoting the great Jack Donaghy, "If you have more than two colors on a tie it means you're looking for a certain kind of bar"

Try to argue with Donaghy. I dare you.
Jan 26 2014 7:38PM
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El_Barto.
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dont be mad at me because youre gay...its not very gay of you
Jan 26 2014 7:41PM
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Spagett+
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Jan 26 2014 7:45PM
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cool_name
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op clearly has no steeze
Jan 26 2014 7:46PM
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sneezin
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oh really now?

haha its a joke you fucktard. no fucking shit steeze isnt the most important aspect of skiing


and it was supposed to be an informational presentation... most kids did it on computer hardware or software.

yall just jelly cause that tie is dope. wearable in any time, any place
Jan 26 2014 7:51PM
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El_Barto.
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i got respect for OP for that tie. Clark~G status
Jan 26 2014 7:53PM
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icculus.
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definition of steeze is tom wallischs superunknown video
Jan 26 2014 9:50PM
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SFB
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cringe
Jan 26 2014 10:08PM
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Crispy.
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Haha this presentation was awesome and the tie only added to it. When you started the video everyone must have been like "what the hell"?
Jan 26 2014 10:17PM
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d00d
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56 seconds I just lost it. When you panned out to show what steeze was there was just a cough in the audience. Everyone was definitely like wtf that's not skiing and probably thought they were wearing dresses. I thought that was hilarious idk why everyone in this thread is taking that presentation so seriously. I give you props for being ballsy enough to make everyone in your class think you're a dimbo just to make us people on NS have a chuckle. Good job and I haven't even watched the rest of it.
Jan 26 2014 10:20PM
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hippy.
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I always wonder what it is like to see skiing from a non-skier's point of view..Do they look at a cork 7 blunt and assume it's easy?
Jan 26 2014 10:23PM
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d00d
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Sorry for the quick post again but I just watched the rest and I must say great video to present and the teacher or what ever that asks you the question about the "outfits" I fucking died hahaha "why do they have coats that look like a dress?" God damn that was perfect.
Jan 26 2014 10:28PM
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swoger
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I, for one, thought this video was fucking hilarious because no one had a clue what steeze is and I'm pretty sure the teacher knew it was a joke. Also, I loved how you showed E-Dollo's Welcome Back edit and the kids started nodding their heads to the song
Jan 26 2014 10:28PM
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Olimar
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im sorry but that was a god awful presentation. Topic aside, Your delivery and the way you went about the topic made me cringe.
Jan 26 2014 11:31PM
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PeppermillReno
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Good presentation, hope the tie is worn as a joke, go Cuse.




PS- I have heard rumblings that SU has changed for the worse and gotten all academic in the last few years and noone goes out anymore (my buddies said Chucks was empty at happy hour on a friday last Spring.) Shame on you if you are contributing to this.
Jan 26 2014 11:51PM
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