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Girls Who Masturbate...

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Sharpy
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Have better sex lives. It's true, if girls masturbate, they are more likely to reach orgasm if a guy is going down or anything.
Dec 8 2004 6:02PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
I would have to agree with you on this topic!
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Dec 8 2004 6:04PM
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lipen69
Posts: 2301 - Karma: 16
werd, its madd tru

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my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.
Dec 8 2004 6:04PM
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Sharpy
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they should make billboards and shit so girls know this.
Dec 8 2004 6:06PM
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skibum193
Posts: 3737 - Karma: 33
soo mnay chicks r like, ewww i dont do that, only sluts do! wat a bunch of shit

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Dec 8 2004 6:06PM
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yellav
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hahahaah i would love to see a billboard of that
go big or go home
Dec 8 2004 6:07PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
SLuts dont just do it...actually i knew a few 'sluts' then never did it...its jsut girls that aree open to it will but other girls that dont are just missing out..their own fault... i know a guy that never masterbates! it kinda creepy
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Dec 8 2004 6:11PM
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soup
Posts: 6320 - Karma: 4,261
how the fuck can a guy live without masturbating????
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Dec 8 2004 6:15PM
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bigdoubler125805y
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^that's just wierd

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Dec 8 2004 6:15PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
i know tons of sluts who don't and tons of non-sluts who do, sluttiness doesn't play a factor. But girls are missing out if they don't. Any guy who doesn't masturbate is wierd.
Dec 8 2004 6:19PM
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Lé.Skiing
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kil_er_Ski_er, its simple guys can live with out jerking it they, just have GF's or are single and get it else where




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Dec 8 2004 6:32PM
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Schoening
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i know some mormom kid at my school and he hasn't hahaha




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Dec 8 2004 6:34PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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weird...i like masturbating. but freeze and burn is good in bed

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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls
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Dec 8 2004 6:39PM
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r5tommy
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yes, mormon is the only way...if you dont start the habit, there isnt an issue of addiction
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Dec 8 2004 6:39PM
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Norred
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i even have a gf and still go crazy if i go a day without rubbin one out



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Dec 8 2004 6:40PM
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skiinjected
Posts: 631 - Karma: 11
hot











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Dec 8 2004 6:41PM
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Jasmine
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masturbating is for sluts. haha j/k.



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Dec 8 2004 6:42PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
yay for masterbating!
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Dec 8 2004 6:49PM
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Frostfired
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word
Dec 8 2004 6:52PM
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NickMartini
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hehehehe



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Dec 8 2004 6:55PM
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dead
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man i cant beleive most girls dont do it almost never. i mean they are so lucky: mutiple orgasms while we just settle for one at a time. damn.


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Dec 8 2004 7:29PM
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Doghouse
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 21
dude yeah girls that masturbate have way more orgasms during sex or other fun things.



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Dec 8 2004 7:36PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Is there scientific evidence that proves this anywhere?
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Dec 8 2004 7:43PM
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dead
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^no. men can have multiple orgasms. its apparently just really hard to do. i can go into more detail if you want.


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Dec 8 2004 7:44PM
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RudyGarmisch
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No, i meant that about the topic of this thread.
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Dec 8 2004 7:46PM
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Doghouse
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Have sex with a girl who never masturbates, then have sex with a girl that regularly masturbates, the difference is clear. clear eyes



“Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain’t it, and you know it was like amazing.� -Ali G
Dec 8 2004 7:47PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,845
Scientific evidence....?
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Dec 8 2004 7:50PM
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asac
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did you know that guys have release no matter what. they'd blow loads like once every few months in their sleep if the don't jack it. your balls can only hold so much jizz.





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Dec 8 2004 7:59PM
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Doghouse
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okay, wear a lab coat while you do it.



“Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain’t it, and you know it was like amazing.� -Ali G
Dec 8 2004 7:59PM
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lineskier610
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 69
masturbating is so hot right now





it's a league game smokey
Dec 8 2004 8:03PM
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dead
Posts: 1635 - Karma: 11
wow im glad i do it. id hate to wake up in my cum, sick.


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Dec 8 2004 8:03PM
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Schmitz
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good point isac







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Dec 8 2004 8:06PM
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wrenegade
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^hahahahaha. that made my day. fucking awesome.







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Dec 8 2004 8:06PM
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wrenegade
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that was meant for jiboregon







West is Best.
Dec 8 2004 8:07PM
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dg101
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yah we were hustling this kid in french class i had some porn im like hey bud u like this?? hes like NO, then my buddys like 'do you jack off?' the kids like NO, kind of scary...
so the next day i bring a pic of a guy from my friends locker, im like 'hey chris, so do you like this then??' hes like NOOOOO haha so funny

and by the way, its proven that teenaged girls rarely admit that they masturbate, while teenage guys are quite open about it.
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Dec 8 2004 8:10PM
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pmills
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its a proven fact 90% of men masterbate, the other 10% of men don't have any arms

40% of women masterbate, the other 60% exspect us to belive it takes THAT long to take a bath....hahaha
volkl karma: it's the sickest thing to ever happen to skiing
Dec 8 2004 8:11PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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^ well no shit.





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Dec 8 2004 8:12PM
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dg101
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HAHAH! that made my fucking day hahah
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Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Dec 8 2004 8:12PM
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dead
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and that by the age of 21, 85% of girls have tried it.


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Dec 8 2004 8:17PM
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T.L.
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if i was a slut i wouldnt want to touch my dirty cooch. maybe with one of those spinning toilet brushes but not direct contact.
Dec 8 2004 8:25PM
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flatspinner
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I didn't masturbate for 4 months one time, I won't go into detail about when I finally did.
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I'm still waiting for the one I'm waiting for
Dec 8 2004 8:34PM
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Bangor
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baaahahahah, classic.
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Dec 8 2004 8:35PM
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T.L.
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^^holy shit 4 months!!!
Dec 8 2004 8:56PM
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dg101
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give us the details bro
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Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Dec 8 2004 8:57PM
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dg101
Posts: 3216 - Karma: 10
did you like jizz all the way to the celing
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Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Dec 8 2004 8:57PM
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T.L.
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that one guy in the movie couldnt even go 40 days
Dec 8 2004 8:58PM
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flatspinner
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dude, going 4 months is soooo hard....literally. You think you get horny now, multiply that by ten. when I finally did...well it was similar to having to urinate badly and being denied for a couple of hours, then finally being able to.
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Wolf Creek Ski Area



I'm still waiting for the one I'm waiting for
Dec 8 2004 9:02PM
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dg101
Posts: 3216 - Karma: 10
that must have felt so fucking good
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Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Dec 8 2004 9:07PM
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highfive
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i think if you dont ever do it, youll explode.
you are all stupid faggots.



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Dec 8 2004 9:24PM
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Sharpy
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there's no scientific evidence but 3 buddies and I were comparing, and out of 9 girls who didn't orgasm, only one masturbated. That was with a girl who it was one of the guys first tiem goign down, so kind of expected. That doesn't take int oaccount fakers, but if you can usually tell. Every girl who masturbated orgasmed.
Dec 8 2004 9:24PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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79% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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Dec 8 2004 9:51PM
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