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North Korea seem to have put a man on the Sun.

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Jaggy_Snake
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"We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero's welcome when he returns home later this evening"

Source: http://www.tweaktown.com/news/35032/north-korea-confirms-it-has-landed-a-man-on-the-sun/index.html


Seems legit.


Can't wait to see his return.
Jan 24 2014 11:43AM
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deleted5
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I heard no complaints from you last night.
Jan 25 2014 8:39PM
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Dr.Dealgood
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Jan 25 2014 8:51PM
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El_Barto.
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I approve of this message
Jan 25 2014 11:01PM
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BlakeG
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in all seriousness when the core of the sun becomes iron we are all fucked because itll absorb energy then turn into a neutron star, we are all beyond fucked out of our tree (s)
Jan 25 2014 11:45PM
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cbj
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Its inevitable. Everyone knows hydrogen evolves into iron at level 14..
Jan 26 2014 2:39AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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North korea is the shit. I had no idea they had such an advanced space program. I'm moving there

Jan 26 2014 2:47AM
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Halo1junkie
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N korea needs to hurry up and get their communist asses nuked off this planet
Jan 26 2014 3:55AM
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yuck
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no im arguing that they probably arent as bat-shit retardedly crazy as theyre portrayed in the media. theres obviously proof of a lotta fucked up stuff going on, and they really are unlike any other country out there in terms of the way their government dictates how their entire population lives or whatever, but the shit about Kim Jong Un feeding his uncle to a pack of stray dogs for treason? thats just straight up untrue and TONS of people (including a bunch of "credible" news sources) believed it and published it to be true.

but people believed it, beacuse for NK, that kinda shit is believable. im a pretty big skeptic on most things so you dont have to agree with me, this is just an alternate perspective that I think a lot of people overlook. not trying to start a shitstorm or somehow offend anyone.
Jan 26 2014 10:41AM
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ski.cats
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your logic is too damn reasonable. agreed with both posts
Jan 26 2014 3:40PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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When does it learn sunshine?
Jan 26 2014 5:10PM
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Wolfgang.
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It takes 3 days too get to the moon, and 4 hours for this kid to get to the Sun. Logic.
Jan 26 2014 5:55PM
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cbj
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I think you have to teach it sunny day. TM11.
Jan 26 2014 9:21PM
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whoa-dere
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Jan 26 2014 9:47PM
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Bateman
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... I was young, and needed the money.
Jan 27 2014 1:52AM
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MACAQUE
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How do you know the stories about the dogs to be false? I definitely agree with you that the world has a sensationalized view of North Korea, but to be honest mainline news sources are probably the most accurate thing we all have access to (which isn't saying much).
Jan 27 2014 2:02AM
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