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Calculate your pots per day

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THUNT836
Posts: 1392 - Karma: 1,030
{ [ (Number of pots taken) / (number of days lived) ] + 5 bonus points if you are addicted to pots + 5 bonus points for every time you've OD'd on pots + 5 bonus points if your parent(s) 420 blaze it faggots } x 420 = your pots per day
Jan 21 2014 8:08PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
I read that and lost all my remaining IQ points
Jan 21 2014 8:09PM
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skitheeast77
Posts: 224 - Karma: 6,577
I got 420
Jan 21 2014 8:11PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
much pots

many pots

such pots

wow pots
Jan 21 2014 8:20PM
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Gherbs
Posts: 530 - Karma: 903
holy pots
Jan 21 2014 8:24PM
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HuckNorris44
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Got really confused reading that. All i got from that was OD on pots, which is humanly impossible.

Jan 21 2014 8:26PM
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ABalls
Posts: 2091 - Karma: 3,754
This thread is cool. Pots are cool.
Jan 21 2014 8:28PM
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GayWolf420
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Jan 21 2014 8:28PM
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QuantumMechanic
Posts: 1029 - Karma: 891
Definitely thought the thread was "posts per day" and the title had a typo. Came in expecting sarcasm along the lines of injecting marawanas, still got it, leaving satisfied
Jan 21 2014 8:30PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
Sort of related:

Calculate your AIDS,

(Number of pots smoked)(number of pots injected)
--------------------------------------------------= AIDS
Number of elton john songs listened to
Jan 21 2014 8:34PM
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THUNT836
Posts: 1392 - Karma: 1,030
obvious problem here is that as number of elton john songs listened to goes up, AIDS decreases.

seems counterintuitive
Jan 21 2014 8:39PM
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chicken
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Jan 21 2014 9:08PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,463
pussy
Jan 21 2014 9:25PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
worst troll
Jan 21 2014 9:28PM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
You aren't even trying now
Jan 21 2014 9:46PM
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tgm
Posts: 278 - Karma: 325
this thread is the raddest fucking shit i ever seen
Jan 21 2014 9:49PM
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bfulmer
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Jan 21 2014 10:00PM
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SFB
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i think like 666 a day
Jan 21 2014 10:02PM
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Halo1junkie
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Haha idk why everyone hates the marawanas thing. I still think its funny
Jan 21 2014 10:03PM
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Jewschoolers
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 1,142
one time i blazed up 3 pots in one pow wow with my elder he who flys with eagles shits with wolves and then we split 7 paotis and i saw rainbows coming out of his ass
Jan 21 2014 10:20PM
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Jewschoolers
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 1,142
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
Jan 21 2014 10:20PM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
That says a lot about you.
Jan 21 2014 10:28PM
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Halo1junkie
Posts: 202 - Karma: 435
Lies...
Jan 21 2014 11:00PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,122
seriously though. if you want to throw your life away go ahead and smoke pot. Successful people don't do that shit.
Jan 21 2014 11:24PM
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-PoonHammer-
Posts: 281 - Karma: 779
Hahaha "#50. Snoop Dogg"
Jan 21 2014 11:36PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6648 - Karma: 1,636
The pots got bigger.
Jan 21 2014 11:37PM
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Horsefacekillah
Posts: 867 - Karma: 874
idk what you guys got but....

accurate daily pots=15447600
Jan 22 2014 12:32AM
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Halo1junkie
Posts: 202 - Karma: 435
Troll
Jan 22 2014 1:46AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51251 - Karma: 157,257
meth is better
Jan 22 2014 9:12AM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,122
says "Halo1junkie"

how about you go back to your basement and smoke marijuana and waste your life away playing video games,

Straight Edge Vegan Lifestyle is the only way to live. You are all sheep.
Jan 22 2014 12:34PM
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Shredsterr
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Jan 22 2014 4:03PM
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Dunnah
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 277
I got 2. Is that good?
Jan 22 2014 7:35PM
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Chubz.
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My mom and daddy told me drugs are bad.
Jan 22 2014 7:48PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
i use my lagostina pots almost every day. i like them because they retain and distribute the heat much better than any other pot. the non-stick coating lasts forever even after many washes. plus they come in a stylish stainless steel finish!

i would highly recommend this set to anyone looking for quality and durable cookware for an affordable price.

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Jan 22 2014 7:58PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
I'm stuck with low grade pots. My dealer for pots sucks and they get the pots from mexico. What do I do?
Jan 22 2014 8:05PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
every think about ordering online? i know it can be sketchy with shipping and security and everything but it might be worth it to get some good pots.
Jan 22 2014 9:18PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
I win
Jan 22 2014 9:48PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
if you move to colorado, you can get locally made pots at your town's dispensary.
Jan 23 2014 12:32AM
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GypsySkis
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whats up jewschoolers thanks for stealing my icon
Jan 23 2014 12:55AM
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GypsySkis
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nigga i made that gif
Jan 23 2014 12:56AM
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Dunnah
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 277
naughty naughty
Mar 29 2014 11:57PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
0-0=0

Got u good!!
Mar 30 2014 12:01AM
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KingGeedorah
Posts: 890 - Karma: 1,576
lol. Clearly you just don't box hot enough dude. scronerbrothers.com Educate yourself.
Mar 30 2014 12:48AM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
420^infinite power
Mar 30 2014 11:11AM
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Chinchi
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 4,210
If you do the dabs it makes your pots count an infinite series which converges at 1
Mar 30 2014 11:43AM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,028
You drink coffee
Mar 30 2014 12:17PM
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ged.bend
Posts: 156 - Karma: 1,483
how old are you? you seriously remind me of myself like 6 years ago
Mar 30 2014 12:44PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
still winning
Mar 30 2014 12:46PM
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fghtoffyrdmns
Posts: 2987 - Karma: 6,812
nigga you high
Apr 3 2014 12:41AM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
Fuck Colorado, I can have 25 plants and 8 pounds on me legally in my county in Cali.


Also, interesting side note, Nevada just passed legislation that Cali MMJ cardholders are now Nevada MJ Cardholders, what what.
Apr 3 2014 1:57AM
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