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Stupedist thing you have done drunk

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Robski97
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lets go boys. Mine was taking a shit in the street for 40 bucks
Jan 21 2014 11:59AM
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Aidan-G
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Your mom
Jan 21 2014 12:00PM
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Huck_Norris
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Baging OP's mom.


I still find myself wondering if I will ever be free from the shame that fateful day hath brought me.
Jan 21 2014 12:01PM
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nutz.
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i do a lot of stuped things
Jan 21 2014 12:03PM
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timmi
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You cracked the same joke as that brick up there. Get your shit together man. Up your game.

Stupidest for me was probably passing out at a bus stop in a bad area. Or trying to break up a knife fight. I've done others they just aren't coming to mind right now.
Jan 21 2014 12:03PM
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CrotchKiller
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i would shit in the street sober for 40 bucks.... any fucking day of the week
Jan 21 2014 12:05PM
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.Hugo.
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Passing out in a parking lot spooning with a traffic cone. Not my proudest moment....
Jan 21 2014 12:11PM
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soulskier
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Drunk Jim thought it would be hilarious to put my phone on silent and hide it in the freezer
Jan 21 2014 12:12PM
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Bart.Man
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Drunk Jim is right, that is hilarious!
Jan 21 2014 12:15PM
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Huck_Norris
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It's not a joke man, we're both scarred. OP's mom took something from us she can never give back and it's not ok.
Jan 21 2014 12:16PM
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theBearJew
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shit on the floor of the bathroom while I was puking in the toilet.
Jan 21 2014 12:17PM
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Mr.Huck
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Oh so many things...

Party was at Golden Peak (East Base area of Vail). We decided to go on a beer run(keg was dry), but did not want to get pulled over. The liquor store was on the West side of the village. Logic dictated that we take an alternate route to avoid the Po Po. We drove our cars up the beginner hill and down a catwalk to the village. I think we made it, but later someone decided to drive their jeep up a catwalk that lead higher up on the mountain. He got stuck. They walked back,and I drove up and pulled them out. As we were heading back, we notice all these lights behind us. Vail Mountain Security was chasing us down the mountain on snowmobiles. We narrowly escaped by airing it out into the bus cul de sac and speeding off.
Jan 21 2014 12:33PM
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yelsel
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hmm to name just a few...

attempted to steal a cop's car while i was in college because he got me the week before while i was drunk and made me go to the hospital where they had me sleep it off. luckily one of my friends was sober enough to pull me from the car.

got hammered and fell down some stairs in canada which resulted in me cracking my head open, getting an ambulance ride and staying in the hospital over night.

stole a bar stool from a local watering hole and taking it bar hopping with me for the night. got some weird looks from bouncers but they let me take it in.

swam across some river in buffalo in the middle of winter, stark ass naked.


Jan 21 2014 12:38PM
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Phil-X-
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Are you serious? This is fuckin epic
Jan 21 2014 12:42PM
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imakestickerz
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one time we found a trailer full of inner tubes from ski bowl and we stabbed a bunch and stole some then sledded down main street.
Jan 21 2014 12:44PM
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Robski97
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so fucking badass, i love jeeps for a reason. going to do this with mine

Jan 21 2014 12:45PM
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b-kul
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reminds me of when my cousin left half a beer in the jelly cabinet and we spent about and hour looking for it.
Jan 21 2014 12:55PM
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MNjordanG
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Idk I really don't drink too much but, when I was deer hunting last year I got drunk. I was going into the camper to crash then I straight up fell over on the stove and my brothers weed was in a one hitter and all of the weed fell out.. I felt like shit and to this day i always smoke him up because i feel like he is mad at me when he says hes not.
Jan 21 2014 12:55PM
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ChillTeenDad420
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one teim i done drunk 14 beers n got reel stuped... probbly the stupedist i've ever ben, i banged op's mom, cuzin, and even op. then i afterbangd all the wey home
Jan 21 2014 1:06PM
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Bateman
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i broke into one of those yellow digging machines? what are they even called. hmm
Jan 21 2014 1:15PM
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Aidan-G
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Chinese laborers in the 1800s?
Jan 21 2014 1:16PM
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Bateman
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laughed way more than i should have
Jan 21 2014 1:17PM
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neutralzombie
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getting into a fist fight with three coked out guidos at a mcdonalds at 3am. luckily i escape unscathed and sank a few blows.
Jan 21 2014 1:19PM
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Laurent.
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I have posted this before:

I was really drunk one night two years or so ago, so drunk I had extreme trouble trying to get the combination lock of my bike open. After a while some patrolling cops saw me and immediately acted annoying because I really couldn't get the combination lock of my bike to open, In my mind I felt like Jack Bauer defusing a bomb but in reality it probably looked like I was breaking it. They assumed I was trying to steal the bike despite the fact that I showed them in a very theatrical way that my key worked on the other lock. Then one officer touched me by the shoulder and for some reason I pulled this pink flabby dildo out of the inner pocket of my jacket, and slapped him in the face, then six officers were needed to take me down whilst I kept slapping them with my pink flabby dildo. I woke up on the bed of a rather nicely furnished cell, no fine and I even got my pink flabby dildo back.

This is one of my friends with the dildo two years ago, I lost it that day.

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Don't mention the outfit, he lost a bet.
Jan 21 2014 1:27PM
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*steeze_is_good
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Tried to hit my buddies standing at the door of a cottage with a roman candle, went right through the window and cost $400
Jan 21 2014 1:39PM
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juliatheskier
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I skied down four flights of stairs and out the front door of a house once. surprisingly no damage was done.
Jan 21 2014 2:02PM
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taylornicky
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telling the cop who was giving me a ticket for minor consumption that she looked ugly in the police uniform and that she's a destroyer of fun.
Jan 21 2014 2:08PM
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D34DM0053
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after downing a Liter of 30 proof egg nog we proceded to fly a spacecraft to the sun in kerbal space program.
Jan 21 2014 2:32PM
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Aidan-G
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Pretty sure this is how every cop porn starts. "I'm a destroyer of fun? I'll show you who can be fun" Immediate boning ensues
Jan 21 2014 2:35PM
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Aidan-G
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Or she's like "I look ugly in this uniform? How about with it off?" Takes her clothes off, boning ensues
Jan 21 2014 2:36PM
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theabortionator
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I only do brilliant things when drunk.
Jan 21 2014 2:37PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Bathroom was full at a party and i needed to pee really bad. Drunk me thought "oh that upstairs balcony is vacant and dark, just pee up there pal" so i did, in the corner. Too bad the floor was slanted and the pee ran off and started dripping on a couple girls heads. I just told them i kicked over wounded soldier and I was sorry. I still dont know how I didnt get my ass kicked that night, that was just one car in a long train of really stupid shit i did that night.
Jan 21 2014 2:42PM
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Reister
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Click for larger imagejear bear drank out beer out of a plunger at a dorm party for 20 bucks. it was confirmed that it was used 3 days prior....
Jan 21 2014 2:46PM
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Aidan-G
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So you basically licked ass and the bathroom floor
Jan 21 2014 2:47PM
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taylornicky
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destroyer of the pu$$y
Jan 21 2014 2:54PM
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Aidan-G
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Cop porn titles:
Boning and Entering
Aggravated ASSault
BUI: Boning under the influence
To Serve and Penetrate
Badges and Buttholes
Handcuffs and Handjobs
Sirens and Titties
Jan 21 2014 2:58PM
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Phil-X-
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You got payed $20 to kiss a plunger and pour beer on your shirt?
Jan 22 2014 1:31PM
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Gherbs
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that's kind of a shitty deal
Jan 22 2014 1:42PM
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yuck
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definitely not the stupidest buuuut on the weekend I stole the lock from a bathroom stall at the bar because I was sure I needed a lock for my bedroom.

now im at home, a few days later, looking at the lock that I stole and it turns out I only stole half of it, rendering both locks completely useless.

oops. sorry bar.
Jan 22 2014 2:59PM
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chicken
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I managed to find a can of spraypaint at like 3am and I climbed up this tree to paint this light black. I couldn't reach the front and far side of it, so I started swinging the tree from side to side to reach it. I am so lucky that it didn't snap, because depending on how I fell it would have been like 8-12 feet.

I guess after that walked into my condo, covered in paint and rigged up a rope ladder with a lasso end, lassooed (sp) the light and finished the job. That was quite smart I think.

Anyways now I can sleep in peace, so it was worth it. Just goes to show that drunken vandalism can pay off.

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Jan 22 2014 3:50PM
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last_tango
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helicopter my penis in front of everyone at a party just cause I could and at the time I though it was hilarious. Was also high as well.
Jan 22 2014 4:22PM
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danbrown
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4 hits of acid at midnight and any number of plus sized or ugly women
Jan 22 2014 4:30PM
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gyarados
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Probably the Buffalo river, it's narrow enough where you wouldn't die. I can't imagine someone getting all the way across the Niagara river in the winter.
Jan 22 2014 5:21PM
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Pigeon.
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in one night i:

fell down the stairs of my barn where i drank 1/2 bottle of vodka with my brother

walked into my grandfather's room and hopped in bed with him (he was visiting and sleeping in my room) scared the shit out of him haha

i got scared of the toilet and shit on the floor of the bathroom

went into my little brothers room, threw up on him, and proceeded to pass out on his floor
Jan 22 2014 10:49PM
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Halo1junkie
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Pissing on my xbox
Jan 22 2014 10:53PM
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ABalls
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Laughed for a a solid two minutes, thank you.
Jan 22 2014 10:53PM
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danderson.
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Running around naked on a golf course.
Jan 22 2014 10:57PM
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whoa-dere
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tried to make a snow angel in the middle of the road
Jan 22 2014 11:02PM
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profa_212
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Shit I would do that sober....40 bucks for 30seconds of shame? Count me in!
Jan 22 2014 11:14PM
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MACAQUE
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Respect
Jan 22 2014 11:36PM
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