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write a story about a fajita named charles who always got picked last at recess because when he played kickball all of his toppings would spill. then he tucked in his top and became a burrito and turned into the best kickball playing fajita/burrito at recess
You could make it that he then competes in the Olympics under the burrito category until allegations surface that he wasn't born a burrito and it becomes a huge scandal. He goes from zero to hero to disgraced pro athlete to alcoholic trying to drown the pain with a bottle of tequila