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Someone stole my ON3Ps MT.HOOD

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joburrr
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in the process of hitchhiking back home i stopped to grab food, when i went beach outside to the bush i hid my filthy riches they weren't there. If anyone sees someone with a pair of last years FR's with new white and grey atomic sth 13's kick his ass and help me get my skis back
Dec 24 2013 12:28AM
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Paul.
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Damn joe, that sucks
Dec 24 2013 12:52AM
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crab_pretzel
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well i dont know how much help ill be all the way over here, but if they happen to show up in Baltimore i got your back homie
Dec 24 2013 12:59AM
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Session
Posts: 5318 - Karma: 21,367
let ALL the shops know. Not a common ski, especially with those bindings. Do you have the Serial number? I will definitely keep an eye out.
Dec 24 2013 1:03AM
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MACK.
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ill be on the look out
Dec 24 2013 1:04AM
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cwphoto
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damn man thats a bummer. hopefully you can find them!
Dec 24 2013 1:21AM
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El_Barto.
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That sucks. Gotta never let your skis outta your sight. Especially those skis and especially at Hood. Bunch of douchebag portland hipsters and other assorted jerk offs
Dec 24 2013 1:40AM
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imakestickerz
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that sucks man. i work at meadows and three of my coworkers have had their boards stolen already. this shit is out of control.
Dec 24 2013 1:43AM
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JoeyT
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Sorry to hear your skis got jacked, ive been locking my Chronics up with a bike cable since people in NM are fucked enough to drive to the resorts just to steal gear:/ get ton of weird looks but for all i know it coulda stopped someone from grabbing them. Anyway i preordered a few of these---> http://www.thetileapp.com/ ---> so im gonna superglue them to my topsheets right near a binding, maybe cover them with like a plastic cap so it isnt recognizable as a gps device and to protect em a little extra.
Im interested to see if the battery would hold up in cold weather but other than that, the idea of finding the Shithead who jacked your skis and gettting them back (before burning a hole in their engine block with thermite and kicking them in the nuts) would definitely be worth the 20 bucks these things cost.
FUCK SKI THIEVES
Dec 24 2013 1:56AM
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Ali_Dibden
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 1,688
If someone stole my filthys i'm pretty sure i would in tears for days haha. I really fucking hate people that find it okay to steal and generally fuck the world up
Dec 24 2013 7:27AM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
Dude fuck that
Tell everyone, that's a distinctive setup. Hopefully you find the douche that did this
Dec 24 2013 9:40AM
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ski0
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shit dude. what kind of lock were you using?
Dec 24 2013 12:16PM
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RubberSoul
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that's a really interesting idea to me, can you try to update us on how it goes, if it works..?
Dec 24 2013 12:36PM
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*Frankie*
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I think it only has a 500ft range. I might be wrong but that is a killer idea if im wrong.
Dec 24 2013 12:48PM
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BBurt
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Definetly asking for one of these for Christmas, if anyone touched my skis I'd be furious. Good luck finding them Joe!
Dec 24 2013 1:23PM
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BdoubleU
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Your best bet is to check craigslist....

specifically for surrounding areas...portland, seattle, tri shities, spokane...etc. Most of the time these fucks steal and then resell in other cities to go unnoticed and it works.
Dec 24 2013 1:24PM
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El_Barto.
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god dammit
Dec 24 2013 1:29PM
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Banane.
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But I think when you declare them stolen everyone whit the app will have a pop-up or an alarm if they are near.
Dec 24 2013 1:42PM
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JDUBSki22
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I secretly want to see somebody steal my skis so i can beat the crap out of um. Good luck on your search man, i hope theres a good fight in your future haha i got your back.
Dec 24 2013 2:01PM
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Garebear
Posts: 378 - Karma: 4,908
ooooo, I have an idea!

1. use iPhone with 100% battery and Find my iPhone
2. build a compartment for the phone in a discreet place (good luck)
3. have skis stolen
4. cross your fingers that the robber doesn't see the phone and use Find my iPhone
5. ???
6. reclaim skis and bury dead robber body
Dec 24 2013 2:09PM
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Mordecai
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http://www.thetileapp.com/#features it actually only has a 50-150ft range... sorry to burst everyone's bubble. BUT there is a pretty interesting feature built into the Tile network, where it's not just 50-150ft from YOUR phone, but from ANY Tile user's phone. So once there are enough users the range becomes pretty huge. And if said robber happened to walk by a Tile user, you'd get an update on the location.
Dec 24 2013 2:22PM
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joriza.ski
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Same. Back here in MD or sugarloaf too
Dec 24 2013 2:49PM
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ESB
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Bummer dude. I've been hearing about a lot of shit getting stolen at Timberline and Meadows in the past few weeks. Thieving bitches working their mischievous trade in the early season. Keep an eye on your shit.
Dec 24 2013 4:39PM
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Bagina
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If you find the thief SFB will beat the shit out of them.
Dec 24 2013 4:42PM
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safetyhound
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Where did you stop for food? Mcdonalds in Sandy is prob like a board thieves dreams since skibowl is slow.

Dec 24 2013 8:09PM
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Cheeko
Posts: 505 - Karma: 881
I had my Line Blends stolen last year, fucking livid for days. Thank jesus that ski patrol was actually helpful for once and found my skis, I'm guessing some doucher snagged them and "joy rode" them and hucked them back on a rack when his parents found out or something. I got a call 4 days later that they had found them. Best day and phone call ever.

Don't you dare steal my shit. LOCK YOUR STUFF.
Dec 24 2013 10:00PM
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edai
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Sorry homie, thats so shitty. I started to just wrap a lock around my skis usually just the sight of a lock is enough to detour someone
Dec 24 2013 10:08PM
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Cheeko
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Not always, Some jack nob yanked at my line dart poles, when they were locked..
Dec 24 2013 10:11PM
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raull
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How do you pronounce ON3P?
Dec 24 2013 10:38PM
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Bagina
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O-N-3-P
Dec 24 2013 10:55PM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
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vibes man and I will keep my eyes out
Dec 24 2013 11:25PM
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iggyskier
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Did you buy them directly from us? If so, we should have the specific serial number for the pair you got on file. It is hard to find on the skis, but easy once you know where to look. We will let our Portland shops know to be on the lookout for them. If you need that serial number give us a call on Thursday when we are back in after the holiday.

Sorry about your skis.
Dec 25 2013 12:17AM
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nationallisac
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NOOOOO JOEEEE NOT THE FILTHY"S!!! MY OLD BABIES ARE GONE!!! i hope you find em! if you dont find em you can have my old ones! Im sorry man!
Dec 25 2013 12:25AM
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JoeyT
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Ill take pics and make a thread when i do get em and stick them to my skis, but from what i understand once these are out on the market, anybody who has the "Tile" app can pass within 500 feet of it at anytime after its set to lost mode, and it notifies you (the owner of the lost tile) of its exact location. So it might take some time for the community using these to get really big, but if they had taken your gear to a shop or even in their house or car, and one person with that App passed by or walked in you would know exactly where they currently were. Also im thinking if my skis submarine off under deep powder i could save myself a ton of digging and poking around. Im sure it wont be long before there is a similar device that locates way more effectively but this is a hell of a start
Dec 25 2013 1:02AM
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Captain_Slow
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My gf just bought some nice poles and was wondering would usin a ski lock through the straps really deter a thief? I was thinking about bringing them inside the lodge if we ever go inside
Dec 25 2013 1:15AM
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Captain_Slow
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Oh and vibes OP, hope your skis find their way back to you!
Dec 25 2013 1:17AM
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j.engel
Posts: 245 - Karma: 417
I took a look at those tiles and they don't even have a battery so it does not need to be charged and it works over gps so I am guessing the range is pretty good! thanks for showing that i'll be buying a few of those.
Dec 25 2013 7:34AM
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Cheeko
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I use the racks that lock with the pin, ski lock or something its called. but the poles are in between two bars so you can get them out but it seems like you can.
Dec 25 2013 7:26PM
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joburrr
Posts: 144 - Karma: 525
yeah...
Dec 27 2013 11:47PM
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joburrr
Posts: 144 - Karma: 525
great plan
Dec 27 2013 11:49PM
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Substitute
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If they wind up in NY ill send them back man. Good luck
Dec 28 2013 12:05AM
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