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Longest pee you've ever taken..

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bSteezy21
Posts: 11 - Karma: -1,004
Pretty sure i just took the longest pee of my life, probably around a minute and a half..
Dec 22 2013 9:45PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
stop making threads
Dec 22 2013 9:46PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9327 - Karma: 17,742
Is this an actually thread?
But in all seriousness my longest is about a solid 45 seconds never felt so refreshed
Dec 22 2013 9:58PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
when i was 9 or 10 my family and i went on a road trip to cape cod, i held my pee in for about 4 hours because there were no rest stops at this point in the trip and i never vocalized that i had to pee for some reason. so when we finally got to a mcdonalds i peed for an eternity
Dec 22 2013 9:58PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
some say she's still peeing, wherever she goes
Dec 22 2013 9:59PM
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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
bad username, bad thread, bad you
Dec 22 2013 10:44PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
Someone embed the adam sandler longest pee bit
Dec 22 2013 10:47PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36656 - Karma: 110,365
held my piss in for like 3 hours driving up to northern MI with my dad when I was smaller. I could barely to the rest stop, it was so bad
Dec 22 2013 10:47PM
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Bombogenesis
Posts: 1984 - Karma: 4,006
Anyone get really sweaty when you have to pee?


Also at least a minute in the morning quite often
Dec 22 2013 10:48PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36656 - Karma: 110,365
*walk
Dec 22 2013 10:49PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
what movie?

Dec 22 2013 10:51PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
i got this shit


Dec 22 2013 10:53PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36656 - Karma: 110,365
lol I was thinking of this
Dec 22 2013 10:54PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
Theyre all gonn laugh at you. Its an album
Dec 22 2013 10:54PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,466
Big Daddy?


Idk I immediately thought of austin powers though
Dec 22 2013 10:54PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,466
I now look like an idiot in 2 ways
Dec 22 2013 10:57PM
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Dr.Dealgood
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 1,352
I would tell you about it, oh illustrious OP, but I was definitely far too hammered to remember my longest pee.
Dec 22 2013 11:21PM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841
I had to gain weight for a weigh-in for boxing freshman year (Easier weight bracket or something) and I drank an entire gallon of water and I swear to fucking god I was leaking while weighing in and after I ran to the bathroom feeling like I was going to explode. Once I got in there I opened the flood gates letting a gallon of water flow freely and that shit unloaded for a solid two minutes. It felt fucking ammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmazing.
Dec 22 2013 11:31PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
That'll do pig, that'll do
Dec 23 2013 12:33AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
How often do you let asian businessmen pee on you? I'm guessing at least twice a week
Dec 23 2013 12:35AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36656 - Karma: 110,365
THIS holy fuck this. my fresh out of bed piss is typically around that length
Dec 23 2013 2:16AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
I'm still taking it.
Dec 23 2013 8:12AM
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slav_slayer
Posts: 476 - Karma: 1,821
Two nights ago i took the longest piss of my life at a party, had to be a solid 1.5 minutes. I also think i flashed my dick at a couple sleeping in the car i was peeing in front of.
Dec 23 2013 8:18AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
thank you farmer (i love that movie)

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Dec 23 2013 8:37AM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Sometimes when nobody is around i squeeze off half of my pee pee hole and try and hit the urinal from 15 feet away.
Dec 23 2013 11:43AM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,161
Don't mean to come in here hating but I picked up that album at a garage sale for a dollar. Worst dollar I ever spent, I mean I didn't even laugh once.
Dec 23 2013 12:48PM
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brov1
Posts: 1826 - Karma: 8,837
when i was 11 peed for a solid 3.5 minutes/claim
Dec 23 2013 12:59PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
You gotta account for flow speed though, cuz the volume of the piss should be taken into account, My shit flows like a pressure washer.
Dec 23 2013 1:12PM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
I feel another treadway physics thread coming on!
Dec 23 2013 3:08PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
that's true, they're right.
Dec 23 2013 3:33PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
Probably happened the morning after a long night of drinking. Id say I was floating around a minute
Dec 23 2013 3:36PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
Toll booth willie is some of the funniest shit ive ever heard. Same with fatty mgee.
Dec 23 2013 4:00PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
Or cock n' balls and grandpa the pornstar. I used to love that when I was in middle school

I once peed for a very long time to the point where I took my phone out and started timing it and went for another minute after, so I'd say it was close to 2 minutes
Dec 23 2013 7:21PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
Damn, both your post were same minded with me
Dec 23 2013 7:28PM
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