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Your Best Crash of the Season (So Far)

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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
I had a relatively messy (could've been messier) crash today after KAYNGBAYNG told me he would give me 200 dollars to hop over this one long rail feature that has a really shitty, mogul-jump-esque take off. Here is the video:



Link since 10 out of 10 times, Firefox shits on all of my embeds:
http://instagram.com/p/iKTSHyxsXn/#


Anyways, this inspired me to make this thread since I thought it was really silly, and I wanna see if you guys have done some sillier things.
Dec 20 2013 9:12PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
THE CRASH IS HERE
Dec 20 2013 9:13PM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
http://instagram.com/p/iKTSHyxsXn/#

I don't think embed will work, so here's a hyperlink. And damn dude you got fairly lucky on that, a bit over and the rail would have ripped you a new asshole.

My front ski continually ejects when I'm trying 2sevs on and I eat shit in a variety of ways.
Dec 20 2013 9:17PM
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BigScaryLarry
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 2,732
no vids but sunday went off a cliff, double ejected and flew headfirst into a waterbar. 1 concussion later and im out til after christmas. fuck me
Dec 20 2013 10:26PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
I tried snapchatting a double black powder tree skiing run. I immediately fell after glancing at the phone and went head first into a group of trees, stopping just short of them. I was most pissed that I missed getting the snapchat, but relieved that I somehow held onto my iPhone.
Dec 20 2013 10:50PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
hahahahahaha holy shit you booooooosted
Dec 20 2013 10:59PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
You are a horrible person.
Dec 20 2013 11:17PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
Thank you.
Dec 20 2013 11:20PM
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,581
you went deeep holy fuck
Dec 21 2013 1:39AM
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slav_slayer
Posts: 476 - Karma: 1,821
My boots caused me to slip while exiting a stall in the bathroom, i fell forward and took out this guy washing his hands at the sink. ;_;
Dec 21 2013 8:03AM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
fell in the icy ass parking lot and landed on my boots and skis, actually bruised my ribs pretty bad

not my finest moment.
Dec 21 2013 8:30AM
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iceyboyz
Posts: 116 - Karma: 150
Hit this sketchyyyyy little jib that ended up being super sticky, skis crossed, fell off, and faceplanted. Im sure worse is still to come.
Dec 21 2013 4:48PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13045 - Karma: 18,291
I havent had any worth while. nobody got pro crashes?

Dec 21 2013 5:26PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
You ski?
Dec 21 2013 6:11PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
Why, yes. Yes, I do.
Dec 21 2013 6:28PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
First today- Super toob (lift pole) made it half way then somehow slipped out and body slid all the way to the end then fell a couple feet to my hip.
second and third- Fell about midway through the rainbow rail and landed on the same hip twice and now it fucking hurts.
Dec 21 2013 7:26PM
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galardogod
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 5,115
I aired off a rollor and landed pretty well i thought but i felt my ski like tweak and shoot out from under me to the side and i skided out and slammed my face on my knee
Dec 21 2013 7:55PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
hucked a 10, got around a 1000, took a yardsale and pulled my calf muscle pretty bad. Really stoked for this season though.
Dec 21 2013 8:06PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10202731044825240&l=7596676102209670846

(pls work)
Dec 21 2013 9:29PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
Haha that looks like a sick time.
Dec 21 2013 9:49PM
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Melbourne.
Posts: 133 - Karma: 301
I Hit a jump not realizing i was going to slow, knuckled it and double ejected from my skis. I flew a solid 10 feet down the landing and landed on my face. After i could see straight i turned around top see both my skis sitting up on the knuckle still.
Dec 21 2013 9:49PM
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OwenReynolds
Posts: 223 - Karma: 1,955
I fell walking on the hardwood deck while it was snowing. I landed directly on my back in front of a bunch of asians.

got the grab though...
Dec 21 2013 10:05PM
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,581
Tried another frontflip today, didnt tuck long enough and landed flat out on my back on hardpack
Dec 21 2013 10:38PM
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CART.__.
Posts: 848 - Karma: 597
caught my tip on a down box...rode the whole way down on my nuts.












didn't burst my balls though. ;)
Dec 21 2013 11:00PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6102 - Karma: 7,626
Ate so much dick trying a cork 7 today when the sky was the exact same color as the snow. Mid air I thought to myself "you're fucked...prepare for impact"
Dec 21 2013 11:16PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2747 - Karma: 3,890
Over rotated a backie, luckily my head took most of the impact
Dec 22 2013 12:10AM
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Whydoineedthis
Posts: 282 - Karma: 249
I went for my first box hit of the year, caught my front tips, faceplanted my face on the box and smashed my knee
Dec 22 2013 12:30AM
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m.smay
Posts: 269 - Karma: 917
Hauling ass down a mogul run and was stopping at the bottom then I caught my edge on a hidden snowy rock, double ejected, and jacked up my shoulder
Dec 22 2013 12:40AM
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benlokhorst
Posts: 344 - Karma: 234
Tried a 3 off of a nice takeoff into pow, 270 to landing on my head somehow.
Dec 22 2013 12:46AM
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Dode
Posts: 349 - Karma: 1,052
I was doing a front swap on a really sticky box, caught really hard hit my head on the box and got stitches.. First day of the season too
Dec 22 2013 12:55AM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,158
Afterbanged while going kinda fast, then caught my edge and tomahawked on groomer. Full body bruise had my lookin like barney.
Click for larger image
Dec 22 2013 1:03AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
i died a few days on the opening day of gem lake.
Dec 22 2013 1:10AM
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extravert
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 3,174
tried nollying in the backyard with about 1/2 of snow over dirt. Tips dug into the mud and face planted
Dec 22 2013 1:43AM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
Haha the Gem Lake Express at Big? What happened?
Dec 22 2013 2:13AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
yea. kinda off to the right of the lift towards the top there's an unmarked drop, probably 10ft, that lands right on a cat track. me and 3 buddies all sent it at the same time going mach chicken not knowing it was there haha.

me and my friend back slapped HARD, my other friend double ejected, and i think the other guy lost his goggles. shit would have been so funny to watch from the lift.
Dec 22 2013 2:35AM
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killa_trees
Posts: 97 - Karma: 104
But did you get the money?
Dec 22 2013 12:31PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
Nope, deal was I had to land it. I thought I had it.
Dec 22 2013 3:41PM
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Park.
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 4,582
had to backy the big jump in the park which was a stepup but being a stubborn retard i just had to do it and proceeded to tip catch on knuckle to shredded rotator cuff
Dec 22 2013 3:50PM
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kito16
Posts: 16 - Karma: 46
I was skiing out of the bottom of glacier drive on blackcomb at about 100 mph, and aired off of this little roller. The landing turned out to be super soft and heavy, so i did about a full frontflip and a half to my face.
Dec 22 2013 5:14PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
First day of the season. Hit a doublestager once. It was a six footer to an eight footer so nothing super gnarly. But the second time I clipped the rock at the top of the second cliff and front flipped onto my ass in the landing. Probably got lucky I didn't get raped by a rock.
Dec 22 2013 5:42PM
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Beaansss
Posts: 301 - Karma: 985
I was with him when this happened... skate skied all the way into getting bucked super hard. After we knew he was fine we killed ourselves laughing. Oh and thats a 40ft tube which made it better
Dec 22 2013 6:58PM
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DayMan
Posts: 4702 - Karma: 8,727
Tried to shifty a gap between two trees, tips caught on left tree, landed on face. That wasn't incredibly fun.
Dec 22 2013 7:07PM
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Thadius.Castle
Posts: 1436 - Karma: 250
Hit a huge whaleback that was uphill, so I carved and tucked into it, did an alley oop 450 and landed about 25 feet down the hill. Washed out super hard, and fucked my shoulder up again (dislocation). I went on to teach a first time ski lesson. Fack that.
Dec 22 2013 7:13PM
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YungTabitha
Posts: 239 - Karma: 1,646
X-MANNNNN!
Dec 22 2013 9:00PM
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cwphoto
Posts: 2332 - Karma: 780
i fell in a speedway because the floor was wet and i was still in my boots. i didn't spill my milk shake, so i have that going for me
Dec 22 2013 9:15PM
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WISCOsteeze
Posts: 11 - Karma: 41
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=532445213518909&notif_t=mention
still not sure what i was trying
Dec 22 2013 9:17PM
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dani_
Posts: 72 - Karma: 146
the grabs all that matters
Dec 22 2013 9:26PM
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Gr0mo
Posts: 707 - Karma: 3,663
I double ejected super man style in a mougle field. Surprisingly not that painful, 10/10 would do again
Dec 22 2013 10:19PM
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suup
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 4,366
I don't remember all that well but I broke my arm
Dec 22 2013 10:23PM
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boo10159
Posts: 270 - Karma: 137
No video, but I was trying to grind the top of the wallride set up at snowbasin right after the flat down box and caught my ski on the way up and frontflipped to my back from approx. 6 feet up.
Dec 22 2013 10:35PM
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slugworth
Posts: 1247 - Karma: 772
I tried grabbing blunt and just landed like a slug. also, switch cork 5 to head:)
Dec 22 2013 10:50PM
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