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So my SO just told me she wants ski skills for Christmas...

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Vino
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And I suck at skiing so I need your help!

Any of you have some links to good ''how to'' edits or gif of what not to do? Let's start with the basic with like pooping, switch skiing, please no pee in her butt tips doe.

I'll also throw some ''freeski culture'' edits like the cartoons that have been on here for a while now (mashup potatoes I think). Atleast she'll get what's really going on when she slays them rail 50-50' with the real tru-core slangs.

Thanks xoxox
Dec 19 2013 9:03PM
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cheerio
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so whats an SO.....
Dec 19 2013 9:18PM
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-Dan
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Dec 19 2013 9:19PM
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Drail
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significant other I assume?
Dec 19 2013 9:20PM
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Nacho+
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Well pooping is an art really. It takes years of training and a high intelligence......
Dec 19 2013 9:24PM
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-WZ-
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teach her how to backflip
get head
Dec 19 2013 9:38PM
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Vino
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yeah I'm trying to find some cool tutorials. I already showed her shredsauce so she knows how to triple.
Dec 19 2013 9:39PM
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JakeBarrett
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p
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bet
Dec 19 2013 9:39PM
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freestyler540
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I suggest a ski park lesson to get you started if your mountain offers one.
If not, I recommend a bunch of friends, a jump and plenty of tries
Dec 19 2013 9:42PM
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cyberginger
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Solid place to start.

Dec 19 2013 9:59PM
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Toaster-Tony
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Hahaha i love this video.

Step 1) make sure you know cork 5's and flat 5's

Step 2) do a double cork 10 japan

Thanks Tom!
Dec 19 2013 10:04PM
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Dlud
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If you are genuinely considering a double cork, the last thing you should need is a trick tip.
Dec 19 2013 10:04PM
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JAHpow
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Hahaha "this is a very difficult trick...All you gotta do is open up you shoulders, get the grab, and land like a pimp"
Well OK, thanks Tom
Dec 19 2013 10:17PM
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Vino
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She used to be a ripper, now she wants to try to get in the park, and I'm the one having to deal with this. I gave her elbow pads I had from playing Broomball.
Dec 19 2013 10:17PM
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freestyler540
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WTF???
Dec 20 2013 11:51AM
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Bagina
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I don't understand what's going on.
Dec 20 2013 2:57PM
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D-40
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She should probably start with some skiboards.  It improves steeze down the road.
Dec 20 2013 3:08PM
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iLLbiLLy
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you're gonna need a montage...




(No sure this embed is going to work: http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/185666/thats-called-a-montage )
Dec 20 2013 3:16PM
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Doc_Watson
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have her learn everything in this video stat


Dec 20 2013 3:58PM
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Nikolic
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Troll
Dec 20 2013 4:07PM
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NSwidow
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One of the best videos, ever.
Dec 20 2013 4:17PM
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t-the-east
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Inb4 divorce. Get her a lesson. And elbow pads for broomball??

Oh, and thanks for the xoxo hugs and kisses at the end of your post. We all love you too.
Dec 20 2013 4:32PM
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1dread
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Butt pads and patience.
Dec 20 2013 4:57PM
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m4ttm4n1
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Dec 20 2013 5:04PM
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Jbleddy
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INSANE!!! MIND BLOWNN!!!

His skiing was like a mix of Jesper Tjader and Andy Parry!!!!
Dec 20 2013 8:07PM
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Tree60
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Thats Andreas Hatveit. Hes been around for much longer than either jesper or andy...
Dec 20 2013 8:31PM
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Casey
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Join the Chris Turpin trick tips cult its good.
Dec 20 2013 8:45PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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I laughed through the whole thread. I can't take this seriously.
Dec 20 2013 8:56PM
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SFBv420.0
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are you right or left handed?
Dec 20 2013 11:27PM
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John18_6
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Another classic tutorial. "Good hard pop, and you'll be able to see your landing for ages."

Dec 20 2013 11:35PM
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Japaneezy
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This teaches you how to do a backie:


Dec 20 2013 11:41PM
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blindside
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Don't sell yourself short Vino, you could definitely teach her a thing or two in the park. Now if you want to is another story..
Dec 21 2013 12:07AM
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RimJobber
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Well you obviously missed the thread about blowies for skiing ability. But since you said you have no park ability anyways...... Send her for a couple days at my house, by the end she wont be able to walk for a few days after, but she'll be pro at skiing once her butt recovers. From the crashes and skiing and stuff that is.
Dec 21 2013 1:08AM
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Paddington-Bear
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4frnt has some decent tips on vimeo.
Dec 21 2013 5:30AM
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Bateman
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expertvillage has some hilarious how to freestyle ski tutorials.
Dec 21 2013 8:34AM
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Nate.Dog
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I think you mean both Jesper and Andy have taken pages from Andreas' book.
Dec 22 2013 12:21AM
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J_Christoph
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Do lots of acid. It helps with the whole "newschool" thing I've heard.
Dec 22 2013 12:40AM
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Vino
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She'll be the one holding the cam and bringing the lunch. She surely can cook
Dec 22 2013 5:56PM
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dbchili
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