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Spam_Man_1500
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One day when I grow up, I'm going to live off eating pineapples. Along with all pills. Like calcium, iron, vitamin c, and maybe some salt blocks. And all the other nutrients you need to live, cause they have pills for everything now. Do you think it'll work? Or would I die from eating little pills?
Dec 5 2004 11:51PM
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wiener
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 63
you're an idiot







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Dec 5 2004 11:53PM
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freeski1620
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yes, yes you are.

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Dec 6 2004 12:06AM
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CameIToeJam
Posts: 1468 - Karma: 11
eat some spam too




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Dec 6 2004 12:13AM
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Spam_Man_1500
Posts: 1358 - Karma: 12
wooo spam, no its filled with pigs, but its still good cause its in a can and can last FOREVER or until it coagulates.
Dec 6 2004 12:28AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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I hear you can sustain a healthy diet from eating cabbage alone


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Dec 6 2004 12:33AM
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llama
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actually,thats a good idea
THE LLAMA SONG!
Dec 6 2004 3:00AM
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llama
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THE LLAMA SONG!
Dec 6 2004 3:01AM
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llama
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THE LLAMA SONG!
Dec 6 2004 3:03AM
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SmoKinSkier
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I guess it could work though im sure u would suffer from malnutrition? Idk not a doctor




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Dec 6 2004 3:36AM
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clrumivier4life
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llama, that would be a good insult if you, or whoever made it wasn't a fucktard and spelled 'congratulate' correctly.


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Dec 6 2004 6:21AM
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d-loc
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pills no good for you man, take as little as possible



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Dec 6 2004 8:28AM
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passion4this
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you wouldn't get enough calories in your body from just pineapples... you would have no energy and your body would eventually look like you were anorexic because you pretty much would be...





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Dec 6 2004 8:42AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
Its a dumb idea. The pill form of many of the minerals that or body needs is no where are good or easily absorbed as the reall thing. You also woudnt get enough protine and eventually would get a distended stomach like a little african child. You would also come up upon some serious poopissues, as you would almost never go.

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Dec 6 2004 8:58AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
better living through chemistry - until you start shitting out pinapple juice.
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Dec 6 2004 9:21AM
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eastcoast_skier_1080
Posts: 64 - Karma: 10
you would be very tired and shit out pills
Dec 6 2004 10:11AM
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freeskiing04
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i doubt you can manage eating only pineapple for the rest of your life
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Dec 6 2004 11:40AM
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BrandonCool
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pineapples are good...
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Dec 6 2004 11:52AM
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Boards
Posts: 849 - Karma: 27
its an interesting problem you have presented. but oyu would need a protien source. they rest oyu can get thourhg pills for sure, but add cheese to that equations and you could do it for sure.
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Dec 6 2004 12:55PM
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MADr.
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technically you shouldnt eat only pineapples.
but you can most definately only eat bananas.
they are really nutritionally balanced.
plus you can fantasize about being gay.





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Dec 6 2004 1:01PM
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hype
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 21
might as well do it....film it..make a movie...become a rich dude like morgan spurlock (supersize me)
fuck a book
Dec 6 2004 2:28PM
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Sharpy
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Would you get your proteins, carbs, and fats? I havn't heard of a pill for the macromolecules, just the vitamins. I think you would need to eat a lot of pills, almost so much that it would be the same as regular eating, but harder to digest.
Dec 6 2004 2:34PM
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C.J.
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THIS WOULD NOT WORK! for several reasons, synthetic vitamins and minerals do not work as weel or as quickly as nutrients in reall foods. Also you would get really sick if not killed from overdoses of certain vitamins or minerals that are in suplament pills. such as copper, which is needed in small ammounts, but large ammounts continualy can poision you.
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Dec 6 2004 2:41PM
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Dec 6 2004 4:48PM
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faah
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whats the point food tastes good

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Dec 6 2004 4:53PM
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aggro_sk8
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hell of a lot more expensive than real food dont ya think?
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Dec 6 2004 5:05PM
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shrEddie
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^insightful

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Dec 6 2004 7:45PM
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Spam_Man_1500
Posts: 1358 - Karma: 12
But they are smaller and you can hide them in your mouth like a squirrel...
Dec 6 2004 9:46PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
Vitamins are coenzymes that help in protein transport and digestion. In order to live you need to eat carbohydrates/protein. According to your diet you would die in about a month. Part from malnutrition and part from getting shot in the face for being an retarded.
Dec 6 2004 10:03PM
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Boards
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you can survive without food for a month, why would he die in a month from eating pineapplesaand taking vitamins? you can survive hella long doing that shit, just you wouldnot be vary healthy.
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Dec 7 2004 2:32PM
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d-loc
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^yeah man for real... guys heard of etheopia and 3rd world coutries



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Dec 7 2004 2:34PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
I didn't know you could survive a gunshot wound to the face for being retarded though? Why would you want to live off pineapple and vit.s though? The whole idea just saddens me.
Dec 7 2004 8:36PM
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KootenayGuy
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u need starch or sugar or something for your body to create glucose and energy...or is that what salt (salene?) is for?

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Dec 7 2004 8:49PM
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freeskisquaw
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spamman, your name is extremely appropriate.
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Dec 7 2004 9:04PM
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proZach
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thank you for inputing your great words of wisdom.
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Dec 7 2004 9:21PM
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