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Biggest tells on level/type of skier?

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G_Adams
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Inspired by WankerTanker's recent thread

What aspects of a skier's outerwear or gear do you think are the biggest tells on how good they are or what type of skier they are (park/all mountain)?

A few for me (just correlations, not hard rules obviously)

1) goggles under helmet = Either park skier (good or bad) or good all mountain skier
2) center mounted skis= park skier (kinda obvious)
3) Longer park skis = good skier

What do you guys look for?

Dec 16 2013 6:29PM
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MCNUGGETS
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go drunk gaines, you're home.
Dec 16 2013 10:20PM
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dani_
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if someone is constantly judging people's skill based on how they look they're probs insecure about they're own skills.. or they're just an assho
Dec 16 2013 10:29PM
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Toaster-Tony
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I've never carried my skis like that.

It's always under the arm, like you did in high school with your books.
Dec 16 2013 10:35PM
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Theskiingguy
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How loud they listen to wutang, if I'm within 6 feet and can't hear it from their speakers they generally suck
Dec 16 2013 10:41PM
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deeznuts.
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If they own the red/blue north face tom wallisch jacket my guess is that they either A) suck or B) are a poser and still suck lol.
Dec 16 2013 10:46PM
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wagwaman
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Simon Dumont wears goggles over his helmet so i guess hes pretty bad
Dec 16 2013 11:23PM
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broto
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if when they wave hi to you and they're wearing gloves and the pinky is bent a little down more than the ring finger it means they probably could do a left cork 9 but only a 7 to the right (or unnatural side). however if the ring finger is longer than the index finger then it means that they probably only know how to ski rails and couldn't put together a proper turn because the carving gland is located in the index finger and may be undeveloped. and if they swivel their wrist to wave instead of shaking their hand back and forth it's a telltale sign that they might need help getting on and off the chairlift and doing simple life activities such as brushing their teeth or tying their shoes. these are just some things i've observed over the years
Dec 16 2013 11:28PM
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ThaLorax
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You can usually tell by their stance while standing in line. Standing tall yet relaxed without having your skis fly around the lift line usually says, "hey i know how to use these two planks"
Dec 16 2013 11:30PM
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Rusticles
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For park skiers, how well they straight line to the park. If they boost off of nothing doing shiftys and 3's at Mach chicken they tend to be good
Dec 16 2013 11:36PM
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robotdna
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lol wat haha
Dec 16 2013 11:37PM
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broto
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Dec 16 2013 11:39PM
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cheaaaaaa
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why judge by superficial things?

it says a lot when people can ski out of the park too...

Can they make it through the bumps like a boss?
Can you see their edging on steep runs?
and.. the timeless ski boot on stairs scenario... (but stiff charging boots are harder on the stairs than noodle/ upright park ones)
Dec 16 2013 11:43PM
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Benson.
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This might be the most pointless thread ever.
Dec 16 2013 11:44PM
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cheaaaaaa
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it also says, hey i have spks or full tilts on and my boots have 0 forward lean
Dec 16 2013 11:50PM
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CB_Radio
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Im 18 to old work in ski school only ride flat??? hmm nope nope i dont it just easy money and freee passes

Dec 17 2013 12:18AM
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assface
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I do all of the things stated above and I suck balls
Dec 17 2013 12:25AM
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ThaLorax
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I don't even ski park. so no. it says you know how to control your skis. if you know how to control your skis, you're a good skier.
Dec 17 2013 12:29AM
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^^.Doug.^^
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when he cant land a triple first try, hes shit
Dec 17 2013 1:32AM
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JuliusJ
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How well they can walk in ski boots seems to be a dead give away.
Dec 17 2013 1:35AM
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WaffleMaster
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At my hill if you have ANYTHING but the ol' Target snowpants—Colmbia jacket matchup and maybe a fanny pack, I assume you're alright.

Snowboarders excluded.
As are the multitude of Spider-wearing foreigners.
Dec 17 2013 2:05AM
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icon1234
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Hitting a jump line switch when it is super fast and very little transition between features. Pretty amazing watching pros do that shit, they control their speed literally up to the second they pop.
Dec 17 2013 3:44AM
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Holte
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OP I think I get what you're saying.

Sometimes you're just standing in the lift line and you glance over and holy shit there is a dude 2 lines away who looks SUPER legit. You ask your buddy "who is that?" "what the hell skis is he riding?" "Really? 2015 CoreUpts??"

And then you get to the top of the lift, and you're dying to watch this super pro murder it down the mountain, but instead he just goes and skis off the side of a rail kicker and skips the next six features.

Those fuckin guys get me all the time.
Dec 17 2013 4:01AM
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Dr.Dickless
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If you come into my shop with your line masterminds, you're fifteen years old, 125 lbs, "definitely a type 3+ skier" and want to remount your marker squires to true center and "crank that din"

Then I can clearly tell you're a pro in the making
Dec 17 2013 4:01AM
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EvanMeyer
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bahahahahaha where the hell did that diagram come from?
Dec 17 2013 7:16AM
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PDoyle
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I wish I could say I created it but was just on my first search on google haha.
Dec 17 2013 8:24AM
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cheaaaaaa
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sorry, my respond was more in regards to 'standing straight up and relaxed'... i totally agree with being able to control your skis in the line and such
Dec 17 2013 8:46AM
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cheaaaaaa
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does said person remember to take their morning shit BEFORE butting their boots on
Dec 17 2013 8:49AM
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CKpolicy
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Dec 17 2013 9:22AM
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Ski_Alot
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Skittle suits are usually a dead giveaway about the skiers skill
Dec 17 2013 10:00AM
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Huck_Norris
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If someone can't wait to tell you how good they are- or wants to know how good you are, they fucking suck. Every time.


Dec 17 2013 10:25AM
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P_Doze
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put boots on in the parking lot=good skier
put boots on in lodge=gaper
tall tees or giant headphones over goggles=don't want to ride on chairlift with
Dec 17 2013 10:26AM
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Ski_Alot
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I put my boots on inside... I just dont get why you put boots on in the cold
Dec 17 2013 10:33AM
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Session
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Why people need to go inside to put on boots is beyond me. It literally takes a minute to put them on. I can pull in to the lot, and be ready to ski in under 5.
Dec 17 2013 11:08AM
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ChargeTheTrees
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boobs
Dec 17 2013 11:25AM
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NotGhood
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Ability to navigate stairs in ski boots
Dec 17 2013 11:29AM
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blazeonyia
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Work gloves from the hardware store
Dec 17 2013 12:15PM
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ski4fun420
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Anyone who can drive a car with their ski boots on.
Dec 17 2013 12:17PM
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Poikenz
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I only go inside if it's colder than -15 at that point my feet will be cold going in and they will stay cold all day.
Dec 17 2013 12:29PM
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stickski
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Goggles outside helmet, on backwards, nose butter triple cork...?
Dec 17 2013 12:33PM
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RandomSkierGuy
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Never judge a book by its cover, but if you have to,
1. Goggles under helmet started in the park. Not a tell, whats is tho is how big the gap is between your goggles and helment. If your forehead shows most likley youre a gapper.
2. How they carry themselves in an overcrowded and icey lift line .
3. How and when they use a gopro. If its cloudy, flat light and its your first day of the season with no fresh its more like go ducshe.
4. Torn and ripped pant cuffs mean the rider cares more about clean corks then clean jeans.
5. Facial hair coated in snow not your backside. Face shots vs. Yardsales
6. They share their weed n beer
7. Can ski moguls on 210s
8. Got the hottest ski bunny in the parking lot
Dec 17 2013 1:07PM
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Keith_M
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I just don't get why anyone cares so much that they need to have ways to tell how good someone else is at skiing.
Dec 17 2013 1:24PM
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elinde
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The only way to tell if someone shreds is if they go down stairs by facing up the stairs, and sliding down backwards in their skiboots without flinching.
Dec 17 2013 1:26PM
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suup
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if they pajamas under their ski pants
Dec 17 2013 1:36PM
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buzzlightyear
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Due to my careful analysis I have come to the conclusion that if you can afterbang hard enough to have you helmet fall off you are very good.
Dec 17 2013 5:24PM
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DR.SHRED
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i can normally profile someone when im walking to the lift or somthing but
1 how they walk
2 how they handle gear
3 persons age/what they wear
Dec 17 2013 5:40PM
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VoodooThursday
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lost it so hard

Dec 17 2013 6:23PM
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caderobinson
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Good bindings=good skier
Dec 17 2013 7:36PM
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DominatorJacques
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When you wear a girly one piece.  That's when you don't give a shit what anyone thinks.  You wear stuff because it works for you.  Then if you can lay it down like Ligety, you can wear what ever the hell you want to. 

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Dec 17 2013 11:40PM
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crab_pretzel
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what if their missing a hand altogether? horrible grab accident?
Dec 18 2013 10:58AM
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Apresbang
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Switch wobbles!
Dec 18 2013 12:47PM
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