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Biggest tells on level/type of skier?

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G_Adams
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Inspired by WankerTanker's recent thread

What aspects of a skier's outerwear or gear do you think are the biggest tells on how good they are or what type of skier they are (park/all mountain)?

A few for me (just correlations, not hard rules obviously)

1) goggles under helmet = Either park skier (good or bad) or good all mountain skier
2) center mounted skis= park skier (kinda obvious)
3) Longer park skis = good skier

What do you guys look for?

Dec 16 2013 6:29PM
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Session
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Number 1 is fucking retarded.
Dec 16 2013 6:33PM
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G_Adams
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You disagree??
Dec 16 2013 6:34PM
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oakskier
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i feel stupider after reading opening this thread
Dec 16 2013 6:35PM
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danbrown
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there has been a recent influx of mind numbingly retarded threads, and this one is certainly no exception
Dec 16 2013 6:36PM
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chubbspeterson
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WHEN THEY WEAR SAGA THEY ARE GOOD
Dec 16 2013 6:38PM
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G_Adams
Posts: 239 - Karma: 1,350
jeez sorry guys... just was curious.
Dec 16 2013 6:39PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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here's how I tell...

1. they throw sick tricks
2. They ski well
Dec 16 2013 6:40PM
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Apresbang
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Backflips
Dec 16 2013 6:41PM
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Miomo
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Whether or not they're Tom Wallisch
Dec 16 2013 6:42PM
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BrokenBones
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At first I thought that there could be some potential here... until i realized that you were talking about outerwear. There is no correlation between outwear and skill/ability.
Dec 16 2013 6:42PM
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Apresbang
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I disagree!
If you have you're own outerwear collection, then you're pretty good.
Dec 16 2013 6:44PM
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G_Adams
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I was pretty much talking about anything... looking at a skier in the lift line or something, what do you look for to tell you what kind of skier they are? wasn't trying to make a thread saying that if you wear cool outwear you are good...
Dec 16 2013 6:45PM
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Bogs
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shit, looks like i've been doing the wrong thing all these years wearing my goggles so the lenses are on the back of my helmet and the strap covers my eyes. So many people looking at me in the lift line must have thought I gulped penis
Dec 16 2013 6:46PM
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Sir.Steezealot
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I think your lying bro. My boy Jimmy spent $1500 on Saga and he could backflip to XGames instantly.
Dec 16 2013 6:47PM
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RubberSoul
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i'm gonna turn things around here with a legit ass answer (the only kind of answer i give amiright?)

-really good but beat up or mismatched gear. wear some mismatched FKSs on some edgeless armadas and the lift line quickly reorganizes itself into a line waiting to suck you off
Dec 16 2013 6:53PM
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BrokenBones
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He is right, i am lying! his boy jimmy is proof. If you don't have min of 5xl tall, then when trying a rail you are sure to fall.
Dec 16 2013 6:54PM
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~Gotama~
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how you carry skis and how you walk down steps in ski boots. if you can do both at the same time, you ski black diamonds.
Dec 16 2013 7:19PM
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Twerk
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Full Tilts
Dec 16 2013 7:20PM
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207
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Biggest tells on level/type of retard that would make retarded thread?
Dec 16 2013 7:20PM
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crab_pretzel
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you sound like literally ANY park skier at my home mountain. not that i dont wear saga too, but there isnt a single one who doesnt
Dec 16 2013 7:22PM
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galardogod
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Most people i know who are good wear safari hats made popular by no other than steve stepp
Dec 16 2013 7:27PM
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Maruchan
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Whirlybirds
Dec 16 2013 7:42PM
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Dhane
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im the best skier on the mountain and i wear old beat up things i find in dumpsters.





this thread is aids
Dec 16 2013 7:44PM
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*DUMBCAN*
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Shockingly accurate answer to the question 'how do you tell who is a good skier':


Watch them ski.
Dec 16 2013 7:50PM
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MANDER
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You're right, this guy sucks.

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Dec 16 2013 7:51PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Dec 16 2013 7:52PM
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p-fo
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Looking OG is an art.
Dec 16 2013 7:59PM
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nellyyy
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How good said person's cork 3 is
Dec 16 2013 8:10PM
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freestyler540
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Its very hard to tell just by looking at a rider, if he skis well or not. Its nearly impossible. These are my tells:
1:Outwear vs Age of rider. A kid under 12 with bright gear and expensive brands tend to be a lower caliber. It means they got rich parents. Looking at a teen with mixed up outwear often is the guy who shreds best. But, damaged outwear and overall "bum" look also ride hard. Tighter clothing with markings (ski school, ski patrol) from 18 to old always means this person can only ride flat, but can ride well. But, this is more by gut feeling.

2: Size of crew. Again, this isnt always true, but older riders in bigger crews tend to be better riders.

3:body posture. It is subtle, but its the only tell that is reliable. Riders sitting forward with a straighter back while using their poles as tools to get around is a sign of a confident rider with experience.
Dec 16 2013 8:20PM
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Piste.Off
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The best way to tell is to watch them walk down stairs in ski boots.
Dec 16 2013 8:23PM
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freestyler540
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bingo
Dec 16 2013 8:24PM
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division.bell
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The biggest tells are simple;

1) Turning ability, or lack thereof

2) Pole plants

3) Carrying skis/poles to or from vehicle
Dec 16 2013 8:27PM
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Bogs
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uhh...what system?
Dec 16 2013 8:33PM
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elm.
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i can tell more by a person's skis than their outerwear, but you never know.
Dec 16 2013 8:35PM
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PKchu
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Watch someone ski out of their natural element.
Example: Park rat on a powder day.
You're a good skier if you can ski everything well.
Dec 16 2013 8:41PM
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chiefbroseph
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e end Click for larger image.
Dec 16 2013 9:01PM
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hippy.
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Can someone show me how to carry skis properly?!!!! What is the "proper" way?
Dec 16 2013 9:10PM
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JakeBarrett
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How humble they are. If they get stoked on other people complementing their tricks, 9 times out of 10 that guy is a better skier than the kid in 600 dollar outerwear saying how much better they are than everyone else.
Dec 16 2013 9:14PM
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Benson.
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Wait until you get a boner and then place the skis on top of your dick.
Dec 16 2013 9:19PM
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Craigskis
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There's a direct link between your NS Karma rating, and how well you can ski.
Dec 16 2013 9:21PM
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PDoyle
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Just the good old goggles-helmet fitting and size - Is the helmet an appropriate size and being worn correctly? Does it leave them with a gap? Do the goggles let the person breathe out there nose?

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Dec 16 2013 9:22PM
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AustinPowers
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This
Dec 16 2013 9:34PM
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division.bell
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It's not that there's a "right" way to do it, but there are definitely many "wrong" ways to carry skis. "Wrong" = horrible inefficient, unstable, and you look like a dumbass.

I typically carry my skis on my right shoulder supported by my right hand. Tips facing in front of me and tails to the rear. Have the top ski interlaced with the binding brakes so it can't slip forward (if it slips forward, just flip your skis over). This still allows carrying poles in the left hand and offers support if needed.

Google searched "carry skis" I do this, but rest the ski on my shoulder instead of the edges. Whatever works I guess:

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It's funny watching people, especially unexperienced skiers, carry their shit from vehicle to lodge or ski lift.

We've all seen this (or maybe some of you still do this):

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Dec 16 2013 9:35PM
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Migo
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if they wear full tilts they're obviously pro.
Dec 16 2013 9:42PM
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johnnyBuz
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Going out on a limb here but I try this radical thing called watching people with my own two eyes. That usually gives me an indication of whether they are good or not.
Dec 16 2013 9:54PM
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humpty
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If they have a helmet caked in mountain stickers they are pretty much pro I'd say
Dec 16 2013 9:56PM
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G_Adams
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How bout putting poles (if you use them) under your leg as the lift comes? Not that everyone good does this, but more I'm not sure if I've seen a pretty bad skier do it.
Dec 16 2013 9:56PM
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hippy.
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i do that every time........
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elm.
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for sure
Dec 16 2013 10:16PM
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CaptainSlow
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how they ski...
Dec 16 2013 10:17PM
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