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WHY THE FUCK DEW TOUR

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skiierman
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WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ALLOW PEOPLE WHO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT SKIING, ANNOUNCE FUCKING SKIING? THANKS FOR POINTING OUT THAT HE LANDED SWITCH BUT NOTHING ELSE YOU DUMB BASTARD. THANKS FOR NAMING TRICKS SOMETIMES BUT GETTING IT WRONG 100% OF THE TIME. THANKS FOR BEING SOME HIPSTER FUCK WHOSE ONLY PURPOSE IS TO HAVE EVERYTHING EXPLAINED TO HIM! HE THOUGHT VICE WAS "MONUMENTAL" TO SKIING!!! WHAT THE FUCK DEW TOUR!?






I'm not really that mad about it but fucking shit this shit sucks.
Dec 15 2013 1:13PM
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oil.
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you can mute your tv
Dec 15 2013 1:15PM
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cyberginger
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Yup. Listening to the announcers is awful.
"Look at Tom- making the landings look easy"
*Throws double*
"And, uhh, that was a good landing"
Dec 15 2013 1:15PM
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I_liketobutter
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rogge just called him out
Dec 15 2013 1:17PM
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dvx100
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"really cool switch trick there"
Dec 15 2013 1:19PM
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AT-AT
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They are so obnoxiously bad. They are using slang that ive never even heard before. Wtf
Dec 15 2013 1:22PM
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AT-AT
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"1980, thats the amount of rotation... Not just the year of rightious partying."
Dec 15 2013 1:24PM
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Toaster-Tony
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He just called Tom's 450 off a 180

HOW??? HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
Dec 15 2013 1:30PM
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stupendous-man
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Speedman needs to show them what's up
Dec 15 2013 1:31PM
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stupendous-man
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Speedman needs to show them what's up
Dec 15 2013 1:31PM
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lrob
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"a nice double rotation"

pause for ten seconds until he hits the next jump

"nice land to switch"
Dec 15 2013 1:32PM
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brov1
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abm throws a dub 7

"a nice wobble there"
Dec 15 2013 1:37PM
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skiierman
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We need Rob Warner...

"Tom Wallisch coming into the last jump, HE THROWS THE DOUBLE 10... OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE LANDING!!!"
Dec 15 2013 1:37PM
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GeorgiaJibber
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Fuck those commentators "another flat spin"
Dec 15 2013 1:38PM
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BrandonBecker69
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rogge is a fucking dumbass. talking about afterbang to a pro skatebaorder who just looked at him like he was mentally ill

Dec 15 2013 1:38PM
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AdolfHipster
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They just named ABM´s cork 10 a doubble wobble hahaha
Dec 15 2013 1:41PM
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Furrer92
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Anyone check Ostein's 'back access flip' off the chicken coop
Dec 15 2013 1:46PM
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spkillah
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Or his stall to switch over the rainbow rail...
Dec 15 2013 1:46PM
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brov1
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"joss comes up to the final booter.... BIG JUMP from joss there, landing switch"
Dec 15 2013 1:51PM
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spkillah
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How are they calling sliding the rainbow rail stalling it out....Am I just stupid...
Dec 15 2013 1:52PM
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Frediboy94
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You shouldn't be laughing. That was a dub cork 7, not a cork 10...
Dec 15 2013 2:00PM
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skiierman
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Oh you want constructive criticism?


Fire these idiots and hire people who actually know shit about skiing. I know it's an insane idea but announcers should be KNOWLEDGEABLE about what they're watching. I can't believe how half-assed they're handling this.
Dec 15 2013 2:13PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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Are you talking about the stream or NBC, cus I though LVV did alright.
Dec 15 2013 2:15PM
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UncleGerry
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Unless it's LVV talking, I'm able to just tune it out and focus on the skiing. Commentating doesn't really affect me that much when I'm watching skiing. It's really not that big of a deal.
Dec 15 2013 2:16PM
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JahSpriggs
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Y not place one current slopestyle guy who missed qualifying by a spot and put him in the booth with these nbc guys, it would help expose a rider not in finals and help with the announcing .......
Dec 15 2013 2:18PM
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Furrer92
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that or even some random person standing at the bottom of the course. who probably has a way better idea of whats happening
Dec 15 2013 2:20PM
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cwillygood
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DOUBLE WOBBLE!
Dec 15 2013 2:21PM
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skiierman
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Hey there Spriggs, we're talking solutions here... we don't need another one of your crazy harebrained theories.
Dec 15 2013 2:21PM
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joris.blanc
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HAHHAHAH I kinda died at that moment,
Dec 15 2013 2:21PM
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musclehamster
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seems like van valin did an alright job. but ill take jossi doin it anyday


Shred in Peace Shane McConkey
Dec 15 2013 2:24PM
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JahSpriggs
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My vote is Tommy E announcing , that'd be FIRE! His stoke would be so fun to hear!
Dec 15 2013 2:24PM
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Chunter
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someone like...Henrik?!
Dec 15 2013 2:24PM
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Toaster-Tony
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Yeah but that doesn't really mean that's what should happen. You don't have to tune out the announcers in a hockey, baseball, or soccer game, they practically are the reason it's fun to watch. All other sports (maybe not football, I can't stand some of the announcers) have awesome commentary that actually tells you what's going on, why not in skiing? It's not like there is a shortage of people who know what they're talking about.
Dec 15 2013 2:24PM
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division.bell
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Same logic should be applied to the judges. Maybe we'd see some scores that actually make sense for once.
Dec 15 2013 2:24PM
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JahSpriggs
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Henrik would be awesome! and who where the judges this year, anyone know? just curious...
Dec 15 2013 2:26PM
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skiierman
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Exactly and I'm one of those people. Apparently they don't want quality announcing for the fraction of the price of what they're paying these morons. At least they got it right with LVV.
Dec 15 2013 2:27PM
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ESB
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I thought the course announcers did just fine. I did however feel alternately awkward for both Andrew Cannon and Mike Rogge on the livestream commentary.
Dec 15 2013 2:28PM
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Rmix55
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Colby James West would be cool
Dec 15 2013 2:35PM
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-emile-
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abm throwayay run : cork 7 (cork 3 to upright 3) annoucer calls it as a flat 10 ...


how ?
Dec 15 2013 2:38PM
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JoeyT
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and the bitch they have doing interviews used the phrase "well may the best dude win right?"... and right before that the announcers were saying that they'd like all the criticism online about the judges be turned into constructive criticism.
Dec 15 2013 2:44PM
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dangerdad
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Rogge was great, but the other jerry was ridiculous. Very frustrating to have a non-skier commentating, isn't the olympics coming up after all?
Dec 15 2013 2:45PM
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Afterbang.no
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I got so fed up with almost anyone having anything to to with this event? Why the pro skateboarder, he dosen't know shit about skiing? why not a skier that didn't compete? Rogge did okay, considering he had to stand next to than goon.. Only one i liked was the stoned girl earlier standing in the bottom of the course..
Dec 15 2013 2:47PM
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270on420out
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We need a petition to make Tanner an announcer.
Dec 15 2013 2:47PM
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sNaubi
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Yes. Yes yes yes yes yes.
Dec 15 2013 2:49PM
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HuckNorris44
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During pipe they called an octograb a "scissor" grab.
Dec 15 2013 2:49PM
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UncleGerry
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Henrik would do a lot of damage. Bad damage. Kid should not be allowed near microphones or cameras. Kind of like how they didn't give him any type of Live Interviews at X a right after he threw the trick.

I like his positive attitude and he's a sick skier, but its pretty fucking embarrassing when it comes to the barking and the Wu/Tupac references, dreads, grills, and gang signs.
Dec 15 2013 2:53PM
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wasatch_rat
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i'm gonna play devils advocate here for a second. announcing for our sport is super hard because they have to name the feature, name the trick, explain it to those who have no idea what it means, then comment on the execution (missed grab, bad landing etc) in like a
Dec 15 2013 2:57PM
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patt.
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Only problem is if the person is someone like Henrik, then you just have no idea what he's saying.
Dec 15 2013 3:01PM
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wasatch_rat
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weird it cut off the rest of my comment. continuing, in like a less than 10 second interval. its always going to be a big jumbled, even when lvv and mike douglas were doing it.

that said, this dew tour was exceptionally bad, at least get someone who actually knows the names of the tricks.
Dec 15 2013 3:01PM
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jamodeo
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It's skiing on nbc, the names of tricks are stupid anyways and it still seems like you're mad. The dub 7 was fat though.
Dec 15 2013 3:03PM
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