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Bagels
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This is a hairy situation that is getting out of control! 7 days in and I can't take it!


Dec 7 2013 7:18PM
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 346
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Dec 7 2013 7:24PM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
Hey, it's better than Januhairy...trust me.
Dec 7 2013 7:27PM
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Phil-X-
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I've never hit a woman but...
Dec 7 2013 7:37PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
I don't know, I thought it was pretty funny.
Dec 7 2013 9:32PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Needed some gratuitous muff shots
Dec 7 2013 9:34PM
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YourMomsCouch
Posts: 311 - Karma: 4,039
Guys lets totally make this a thing
Dec 7 2013 9:42PM
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Spinoza
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im kindof digging the hair lately
Dec 7 2013 9:42PM
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squashmosh
Posts: 632 - Karma: 565
This.

It's supposed to be there…it looks ill without at least a little.
Dec 8 2013 1:33AM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
I like landing strips. The chick still has to maintain just like I do.
Dec 8 2013 2:09AM
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henry_the_eighth
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they get a whole bunch of fuckin breast cancer awareness coverage even though susan karmon whoever is a scamming cunt and only spends like 7% of the money on breast cancer and the nfl has to wear the most effeminate colour creatable to feminize them further

fuck this, even as an unfunny youtube video

did you know male prostate cancer kills more men than female breast cancer kills women at a ratio of 4:3, but gets far less public spending at a ratio of 1:3?

or that there are 7 times more drugs available to treat female breast cancer?

or that male prostate cancer is diagnosed more than female breast cancer at a ratio of 2.2:1.8?

don't even joke about cancer or cancer awareness, especially when it comes to taking away what little attention prostate cancer gets

but I know you all are just going to call me a fucktard faggot and tell me to stop shitposting anyway
Dec 8 2013 2:43AM
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mski
Posts: 4791 - Karma: 3,803
FUCK THAT!
Dec 8 2013 12:11PM
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mski
Posts: 4791 - Karma: 3,803
Boobs are great marketing tools compared with prostates
Dec 8 2013 12:12PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Maybe don't have sex with idiots that hop on every bandwagon that passes.


And don't be surprised when they're not crazy about your hot, dirty, half-full mustache.
Dec 8 2013 1:17PM
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,750
This just sounds terrible for everyone
Dec 8 2013 1:32PM
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Sky.
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 287
I second this
Dec 8 2013 2:01PM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,904
fuck women
Dec 8 2013 2:12PM
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k-rob
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boycott sex
Dec 8 2013 3:53PM
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HitTheJim
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I'm not too familiar with prostate cancer, but I've heard that it's extremely difficult to treat and the mortality rate is pretty high. I'm not sure if that's the case because of the lack of funding, or if it tends to not get funded as much because it is so tough to treat.I agree that th marketability of boobs has a lot to do with the amount of attention breast cancer gets though.
Dec 8 2013 4:15PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
there are definitely perks to both shaving and not shaving.
Dec 8 2013 5:18PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,356
I can't be the only one the kinda hates women? Like some girls are ight, but most girls could use a fuckin round house kick to the throat...
Dec 8 2013 5:27PM
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SkiThe603
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seconded
Dec 8 2013 5:47PM
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chacha33
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thirded
Dec 8 2013 6:05PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
but i can't quit now my beaver is huge
Dec 8 2013 7:16PM
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skiierman
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Yeah, the perk of shaving is that there's a higher chance the guy will eat you out, while the perk of not shaving is that you have a much slimmer chance of getting herpes on your vagina.
Dec 8 2013 8:19PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
typical response, but true. shaving can give you razor bumps and can be itchy. waxing is waxing, tearing your pubes straight from the skin. not shaving allows you to not worry about shaving, not accidentally cutting your vajeen or peen, and thats about it.
Dec 8 2013 8:38PM
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Spagett+
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El Gato, Pussy expert.
Dec 8 2013 8:43PM
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PeppermillReno
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Yeah, hair does what it is intended to do and why it was grown there, keeps sweat and other stuff out of your private areas.  Now obviosuly girls should manicure but total shaving is whack.


I don't know how girls can work out after they completely shave their pussies.  Isn't it a gross feeling?

I only shave my ass and the area between my sack and my crack as rarely as possible and once every couple years but it feels weird and nasty to start sweating after I do it.  Luckily Im not hairy so I don't have to bother with anything in front I just clean up whats underneath as needed.

And shaving your eyebrows is the same thing, see what happens when you are working out and sweat if you've shaved your eyebrows and eye lids.  You'll get sweat in your eyes non stop.  Again that is why one has hair there.
Dec 8 2013 8:44PM
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skiierman
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Really!? No one has ever said that to me.
Dec 8 2013 8:49PM
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Jeebus.
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i lost at bob ross, good thing its really just an ad for movember.
Dec 8 2013 9:21PM
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chickenonabun
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landing strip is the best puffy boy
Dec 8 2013 9:53PM
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ModMommy
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Jumping on the typical response. As long as it's trimmed and not all over the place it really shouldn't make a difference.
Dec 8 2013 11:14PM
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SFB
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dude, nice one!
Dec 8 2013 11:20PM
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Blurst
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agreed.
Dec 8 2013 11:26PM
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MNS
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their vaginas aren't on their faces, so unless they're extreme sluts or wear shirts saying they don't shave.. well it won't raise much awareness will it? Unlike guys where you always see if they have a beard.

Anywho, if women do this, they should expect to prove it to men so they can raise awareness, aka they better be willing to drop pants and prove it on sight if they claim to be growing.
Dec 8 2013 11:37PM
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skiierman
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So you have this conversation with a lot of people and many of those people respond with what I posted?


You're fucked up.
Dec 10 2013 8:36PM
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Spagett+
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typical response, but true. shaving can give you razor bumps and can be itchy. waxing is waxing, tearing your pubes straight from the skin. not shaving allows you to not worry about shaving, not accidentally cutting your vajeen or peen, and thats about it.
Dec 10 2013 8:39PM
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BigScaryLarry
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a little hair isnt bad. its that wild Australian bush that gets me. yuck
Dec 10 2013 8:46PM
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Chunter
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Why was that man holding a slice of bread in each hand? Did he not have any jam?
Dec 10 2013 8:50PM
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Dr.Dealgood
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"Just Happy Accidents!"
Dec 10 2013 8:52PM
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Sno.
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isn't that girl with the curly dark hair the one with lyme disease from The Real World Seattle that went crazy on Stephen and so he hit her in the face with her stuffed animal and then through it in the Sound?
Dec 10 2013 9:15PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Yup, fuckin' batship crazy Irene hahahaha
Dec 10 2013 9:17PM
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snwbrdmilf
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batshit*
Dec 10 2013 9:17PM
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Sno.
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Dec 10 2013 9:22PM
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Sno.
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bah! one more try

Dec 10 2013 9:23PM
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Sno.
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someone embed this for me. I used both the old embed code and the new one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5cVlW5Q6J8

Dec 10 2013 9:25PM
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Chunter
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I remember my first time using ns

Dec 10 2013 9:27PM
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Sno.
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actually it just doesn't work with IE--thought I was using chrome. Thank you!
Dec 10 2013 9:29PM
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Peter.
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half the people in the thread don't realize that the video is a joke
Dec 10 2013 10:27PM
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PeppermillReno
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It doesn't.

Skiierman is mouthing off and trying to convince people he's acutally seen a vagina in real life outside of a strip club or porn video.

Women just have to make sure its not overgrown and creeping into their legs or towards their belly button and its all good.

If you are naturally hairy as fuck and your bush gets huge and thick maybe then you need to shave it but thats about it.
Dec 11 2013 12:54AM
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Sno.
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yes, like a lubed seal. like if I fell vagina first onto an icy ski slope it would be a little like this


Dec 11 2013 1:15AM
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