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At least skiing doesn't have one of these yet......

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OGHolliday
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Sure we have Dumont naked, but at least that's kinda hot. This just breaks my heart for all those snowboarders who dedicate their lives to the stunt ditch only to have every shred of legitimacy raped by this gem of a film.
Dec 2 2013 5:54PM
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E__
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I'd fuck her.
Dec 2 2013 6:02PM
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FreeVillain
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so inspirational.
Dec 2 2013 6:03PM
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ErryB
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well thats just embarrasing.
Dec 2 2013 6:04PM
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Austin.ski
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you would fuck anything
Dec 2 2013 6:05PM
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E__
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Yeah get me drunk enough I'd fuck the guy too.
Dec 2 2013 6:07PM
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cobra_commander
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Johny Tsunami!!!
Dec 2 2013 6:10PM
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cyberginger
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I was actually talking to my buddy yesterday about how there will probably be one of these after the olympics.

fuck the olympics.
Dec 2 2013 6:40PM
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SnowMiser
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Goggles over helmet?

No steeze Disney come on son
Dec 2 2013 6:46PM
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SFB
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no fucking way thats real.
Dec 2 2013 6:55PM
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Cincher
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I bet snowboarders around the interwebz are recoiling from stomach contractions.
Dec 2 2013 7:02PM
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Karma_Police
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I can't even
Dec 2 2013 7:04PM
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Blurst
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Co produced by El Blanco himself.

but this is also funny and kind of relevant

Dec 2 2013 7:06PM
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hippy.
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i think it looks good..................
Dec 2 2013 7:06PM
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BBurt
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Silly disney black people don't belong at ski resorts
Dec 2 2013 7:09PM
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Blurst
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Look who is producing it though. The only stunt ditch snowboarder who matters

http://www.disneydreaming.com/2013/03/11/ashley-tisdale-and-shaun-white-producing-disney-channels-cloud-9/

Dec 2 2013 7:12PM
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Theskiingguy
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screw her, flannels are in
Dec 2 2013 7:14PM
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Theskiingguy
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and I bet that's a guy snowboarding with a wig on...
Dec 2 2013 7:17PM
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hippy.
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i watched that whole thing?
Dec 2 2013 7:18PM
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Blurst
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I dont blame you, its fucking hilarious.
Dec 2 2013 7:23PM
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TheGreenBastard
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Its fucking real they closed PCMRs halfpipe for 2 weeks for that shit last year.
Dec 2 2013 7:26PM
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freestyler540
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nobody noticed it was a chick flick for 13 yo girls?
Dec 2 2013 7:28PM
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SFB
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thats a fucking joke you should have tried to ruin their movie as much as possible.
Dec 2 2013 7:59PM
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PsychedelicMoose
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she looks like a barbie doll..
Dec 2 2013 8:20PM
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adzy
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just brutal...
Dec 2 2013 8:27PM
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HuckNorris44
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Reminds me of that in-line skating movie back in the 90's.
Dec 2 2013 8:49PM
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codyjobo
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Snowboarding is already on a decline apparently.

http://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/2013/11/28/what-behind-snowboarding-drastic-drop-popularity/FAkg6xIGM0PitZem5TT2uL/story.html
Dec 2 2013 8:57PM
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corona
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the mum is a milf. 101/10 would watch.
Dec 2 2013 8:58PM
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OG_Loc
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Fucking BRINK!

Dec 2 2013 9:00PM
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codyjobo
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http://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/2013/11/28/what-behind-snowboarding-drastic-drop-popularity/FAkg6xIGM0PitZem5TT2uL/story.html
Dec 2 2013 9:01PM
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skiierman
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Why? It's not like anyone uses the halfpipe anyways.
Dec 2 2013 9:04PM
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SFB
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because if you could somehow get into the movie, it would be sooo cool.
Dec 2 2013 9:07PM
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HuckNorris44
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Oh yea....It would be awesome to be in a shitty movie that no one but 5th graders from Texas are going to watch!
Dec 2 2013 9:13PM
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codyjobo
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I have always wondered if there were skiers out there that skated in the summer same how lots of snowboarders are skateboarders. Just a thought.
Dec 2 2013 9:19PM
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Bachto
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I lol'd so hard at that
"he wants to stick a finger in her"
"his mom who is a total mild and I would definitely bang"
Dec 2 2013 10:06PM
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baaangthat
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cant wait for sal masakela to shout "THE CLOUD 9!" at xgames this year
Dec 2 2013 10:17PM
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Troy.
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I had to work the filming of the pipe sequence in this movie. Fuck disney, self righteous assholes
Dec 2 2013 10:35PM
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cyberginger
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Holy shit I just walked upstairs from my desk and my sister was watching this trailer on the tv. Its really happening.
Dec 2 2013 11:07PM
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freshyungcoconut
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dafuq is a cloud flip
Dec 2 2013 11:28PM
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funkmaster
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wonder who the stunt doubles are... ultimate sellout haha
Dec 3 2013 12:12AM
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JoeyT
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Thats one bad bitch, i think im in love...
Dec 3 2013 12:26AM
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Mordecai
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Dude I fuckin love Brink! you don't even know hahaha
Dec 3 2013 12:36AM
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Rafiki
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at first glance the "summit valley" flags looked like jagermeister flags
Dec 3 2013 12:38AM
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ChargeTheTrees
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johnny tsunami was the illest
Dec 3 2013 12:40AM
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Maarhuis
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tap dat all over da floor
Dec 3 2013 12:43AM
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Tree60
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So shawn white is producing this movie, I bet he's also a stunt double for the snowboarding...



























I mean, he looks like a girl when he boards already....
Dec 3 2013 12:46AM
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3ski6guy0
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its no johnny tsunami
Dec 3 2013 12:51AM
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CottonPuff
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The long haired villian in Brink makes me crack up whenever I just look at his cock face
Dec 3 2013 1:05AM
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-WZ-
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best 6mins of my life
Dec 3 2013 1:47AM
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Woodhouse
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Fucking died at that Johnny Tsunami thing
Dec 3 2013 1:50AM
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Willard
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Brink was awesome...Can N.S please stop posting Yobeat shit in the forums...Um yeah that would be great.
Dec 3 2013 2:18AM
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