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If someone from the future told you you were going to be a millionaire..

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DGski
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How would you guess you made your millions ?
Nov 30 2013 7:39PM
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JAHBRADOR
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Making porno's with OP's mom.
Nov 30 2013 7:40PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
DIIILLLLDDDDOOOOOSSSSS
Nov 30 2013 7:40PM
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.MintBerryCrunch
Posts: 750 - Karma: 346
Dedication and a strong work drive.
Nov 30 2013 7:41PM
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coling
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Become a doctor
Nov 30 2013 7:41PM
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Bogs
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gambling. or youtube sensation
Nov 30 2013 7:58PM
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8088
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crabs, they're recession proof
Nov 30 2013 8:14PM
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CheddarJack
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Exactly how I plan on it now. I finish school, eventually get a dope job, work my way up, make moneys.
Nov 30 2013 8:17PM
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DGski
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 2,328
my mom passed away a year and a half ago from breast cancer..

thanks a fucking lot man
Nov 30 2013 8:18PM
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timmi
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I would guess it would be by millionaire status only being reasonably wealthy by the time we are in our senior years. Inflation mutha fuckas.
Nov 30 2013 8:21PM
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hippy.
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probably invent anal insertion device for weed...OP would buy my whole company!!!!
Nov 30 2013 9:00PM
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kebbek
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I'd get the dough by being a sales rep of a revolutionary new pubic Hairwax with op's father.
We can see him filming an experiment of his first wax prototype.

Nov 30 2013 9:29PM
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Bill.Nye
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I'd ask him about his time machine.

Fuck money, get knowledge.
Nov 30 2013 9:31PM
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JAHBRADOR
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Hello
Nov 30 2013 9:34PM
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NinetyFour
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What if you made millions off of inventing time machines.
Nov 30 2013 9:36PM
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Lemuel
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Psh, I would quit my job, ski everyday, live the life. The millions will make their way on their own, no need for me to worry about it right?
Nov 30 2013 9:38PM
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1337
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I don't throw the term "genius" around loosely, but...
Nov 30 2013 9:41PM
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RawrRawrRob
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By pure luck, lottery
Nov 30 2013 10:48PM
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Bill.Nye
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I'd open source the plans and put any patent in the public domain so others could make their own time machines. Wouldn't make a dollar off of it.
Nov 30 2013 11:16PM
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whoa-dere
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so many possibilities
Nov 30 2013 11:28PM
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.AR6rider.
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If someone from the future came to tell me I was a millionaire, I guess I'd just have to ask him why he was 5 years late with the news.
Nov 30 2013 11:29PM
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HeshTaDeath
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Dec 1 2013 12:17AM
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cool_name
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Haha ya we did fuck lot, good memories
Dec 1 2013 2:06AM
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DGski
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 2,328
She didn't actually die but this post would be pretty messed up if mine was true
Dec 1 2013 11:01AM
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SkiThe603
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taking the world biggest poop
Dec 1 2013 11:22AM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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for inventing the time machine obviously.
Dec 1 2013 11:36AM
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theabortionator
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Stealing a car and finding a bunch of cash or gold bars in the trunk.

Digging in a rail and finding diamonds buried in the snow.

Having my belly dancing lessons take off on youtube and make millions from the ads alone.

Dec 1 2013 11:43AM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
Really, you would want the plans for time machines to be public domain? That is a lot of time travelers around man you don't want to open that can of worms.
Dec 1 2013 12:11PM
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Labattski
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At 15 bucks a ZJ you could do some good business
Dec 2 2013 9:00PM
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HuckNorris44
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See George Jung
Dec 2 2013 9:08PM
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DGski
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i have that movie with johnny depp its pretty dope
Dec 2 2013 9:38PM
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DrewPeacock
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you spelt dildos wrong
Dec 2 2013 9:40PM
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