this is kinda funny, but im still pissed the police officerr didnt understand the important and effect of food.
I found out the hard way today just how visciously dangerous chili cheese fries can be.
It was a pleasant surprise that Burger King began offering a small vat of fries, chili and cheese along with myriad of other heart stopping greasey food. Well, i broke down and got some.
on my way home, i started to smell the cheesey goodness. i couldnt hold back any longer so i put my knee in charge of the wheel, grabbed a fork and dug in hard core. during my affair iwth the fries, i had began to swirve i suppose, because just as i was about to finish the fries, an officer flashed his lights signalling me to pull over. he walks up to my window. i dont say a word. i still have cheese and chili on my face which he points out. he asked me what i was doing. i lifted up my bowl and smiled. 150 bucks (because i was SPEEEDING apparently .. .ooohh ) later, i was home. you think a cop would understand the effects food has a person! hes a fucking cop!
T'as pas d'amis. C'est con pour toi.