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What should I get my boyfriend for his birthday?

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qpwoeiruty
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Basically he just skis a lot and so i'm thinking maybe a skiing thing but i don't know what to get him or where to get it. I was thinking maybe beanies or clothes but I don't know exactly what. HIs birthday is in the begining of december so I don't have much time

What should I get him?
Nov 25 2013 9:21PM
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GIF
Posts: 468 - Karma: 1,279
BIRTHDAY SEX
BIRTHDAY SEX
Nov 25 2013 9:22PM
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Yeezus
Posts: 3350 - Karma: 469
a dildo.
Nov 25 2013 9:23PM
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JordanButtfart
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 3,027
Dump him, I'm waiting...
Nov 25 2013 9:23PM
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qpwoeiruty
Posts: 3 - Karma: 318
Duh but I want to get him something else too
Nov 25 2013 9:24PM
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theTRIBE101
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 856
your first mistake was asking on here.
your second mistake was being a pink-name and asking on here.
Nov 25 2013 9:25PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
Anal
Nov 25 2013 9:26PM
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GIF
Posts: 468 - Karma: 1,279
A rad buff could always be a good cheap gift for a skier
Nov 25 2013 9:27PM
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Titus69
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head in a gondola
Nov 25 2013 9:28PM
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.Hugo.
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dildo to shove up his ass
Nov 25 2013 9:29PM
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qpwoeiruty
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Is that like a yowie?
Nov 25 2013 9:29PM
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GIF
Posts: 468 - Karma: 1,279
Indeed
Nov 25 2013 9:31PM
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TNORTS
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 2,753
yep
Nov 25 2013 9:32PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
Let him poke you with his meat stick.
Nov 25 2013 9:32PM
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qpwoeiruty
Posts: 3 - Karma: 318
so clever
Nov 25 2013 9:33PM
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JORMUNGAND
Posts: 360 - Karma: 480
birthday sex with you and your hottest friend.
Nov 25 2013 9:36PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
By that he means dick. Not the food that is made in the kitchen
Nov 25 2013 9:37PM
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Bagina
Posts: 849 - Karma: 2,888
A ski backpack, one that has hydration sleeve and a diagonal ski carry system.
Nov 25 2013 9:37PM
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catsRjerks
Posts: 291 - Karma: 1,162
I think she knows all bout the kitchen mate, no need to point that one out
Nov 25 2013 9:46PM
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coling
Posts: 1086 - Karma: -3
Hard boil an egg for him
Nov 25 2013 9:48PM
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Brock.
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blowjob
Nov 25 2013 9:49PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
a lambo
Nov 25 2013 10:19PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
anal
Nov 25 2013 10:29PM
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.Hugo.
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Nov 25 2013 10:30PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,356
PEE IN HIS BUTT
Nov 25 2013 10:53PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
Outdoor technology turtle shell
Nov 26 2013 12:30AM
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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
Rush tickets
Nov 26 2013 12:35AM
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Parrish
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a better girlfriend
Nov 26 2013 12:36AM
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based
Posts: 200 - Karma: 243
blowjob coupons. redeemable any time
Nov 26 2013 12:44AM
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catsRjerks
Posts: 291 - Karma: 1,162
Any time!!!
Nov 26 2013 12:45AM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
mad men on blu ray
Nov 26 2013 12:47AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Give him some good ol femdom action
Nov 26 2013 1:03AM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
Go to a porn shop and get a kinky out fit for you to wear.
Nov 26 2013 1:08AM
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Gsince93
Posts: 203 - Karma: 286
I was gonna your three hottest friends... more the merrier?
Nov 26 2013 1:08AM
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catsRjerks
Posts: 291 - Karma: 1,162
Dude it's his birthday not a fucking Kris Kringle, he better get some serious poontang.. Unless he is fishing those blurays from within her, is be highly disappointed.
Nov 26 2013 1:35AM
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-MK-
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https://www.theclymb.com/

Find something cheap here
Nov 26 2013 1:46AM
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Dirty_Houdini
Posts: 84 - Karma: 123
That would be diamond ring eligibility in my books...
Nov 26 2013 4:09PM
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AElot
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beanie
Nov 26 2013 4:28PM
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iH8pow
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weed and a blowjob. a good one, don't need to have a sticky mess on a birthday...
Nov 26 2013 4:31PM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4750 - Karma: -557
Give him a gift he'll remember, a three some with a hooker.
Nov 26 2013 7:56PM
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cornholio
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dick in a box
Nov 26 2013 9:13PM
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BertBoyd
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anal
Nov 26 2013 9:15PM
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ski4fun420
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Get him a really sick pair of goggles. And of course BDay sex
Nov 26 2013 9:24PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
one more for anal
Nov 26 2013 9:24PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
Peg him
Nov 26 2013 9:26PM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 460
This dude, there is nothing better than head.
Nov 26 2013 9:29PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
Buy hot pockets and a six pack, then blow him while he plays gta 5... He will never leave you
Nov 26 2013 9:33PM
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whipple
Posts: 1415 - Karma: 5,167
swallow
Nov 26 2013 9:55PM
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Rusticles
Posts: 2179 - Karma: 1,333
While he drinks the 6 pack obviously.
Nov 26 2013 9:56PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
punch him in the head and assert your dominance so he knows to never expect gifts again.





....and then anal obviously.
Nov 26 2013 10:08PM
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Bagina
Posts: 849 - Karma: 2,888
No protection, no pulling out.
Nov 27 2013 1:41PM
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