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Hot girl killin it on roller skates

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Treestman
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sorry if this is a repost, but this is a must share.

Nov 25 2013 7:45PM
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CosmicBrownie
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tight shorts are nice
Nov 25 2013 7:45PM
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hardig1234
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paused at 2;39
Nov 25 2013 7:51PM
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Puzzled
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*hot girl on roller skates
Nov 25 2013 7:52PM
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skiierman
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How did her lips not fall out?
Nov 25 2013 7:54PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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aside from her booty shorts that was terrible.
Nov 25 2013 7:58PM
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walterson
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damn that other chick is a house
Nov 25 2013 7:58PM
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Mr.Mitten
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That was groovy
Nov 25 2013 7:59PM
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hippy.
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fall out of what? her lips are on her face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 25 2013 8:04PM
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Goku
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The thread was just made yesterday for Christ sake
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/765565/
Nov 25 2013 8:09PM
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skiierman
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Fucking hippies...
Nov 25 2013 9:10PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Nov 25 2013 9:17PM
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daannnnieel
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I can't figure out why I watched all of this.
Nov 25 2013 9:57PM
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milk_man
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At the beginning i thought it said Boner Swiss bearings..
Nov 25 2013 10:00PM
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Wheaty214
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Face solid 7 body 9.
Nov 25 2013 10:07PM
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Dr.Dickless
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I read OP's sig right as the larger girl appeared
Nov 25 2013 10:11PM
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Iraq_Lobster
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that thread title is misleading
Nov 25 2013 10:14PM
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ZeechMcHuck
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booty shorts, hand stands, and switch 5's

those are the coolest things in that vidya

Nov 25 2013 10:19PM
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coling
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Yeah i thought it was pretty lame. Shame on bones
Nov 25 2013 10:44PM
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salomon097
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she threw down harder than most girl skiers
Nov 26 2013 2:23AM
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Treestman
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sorry i dont regularly browse ns bro. why on earth would you browse ns for the betterment of jesus's holy name?
Nov 26 2013 5:18PM
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Treestman
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im willing to bet she throws down harder on skates than any of you.
Nov 26 2013 6:09PM
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Benson.
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That means very little...
Nov 26 2013 6:12PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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I challenge her to a game of skate then.
Nov 26 2013 6:14PM
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Bonzalo
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Thats the funky life
Nov 26 2013 6:32PM
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remove
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I wasn't even aware this was a demographic that existed.
Nov 26 2013 6:40PM
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remove
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I wasn't even aware this was a demographic that existed.
Nov 26 2013 6:40PM
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Peter.
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that was boring as shit

i wouldn't call that 'killin it' at all


proper thread title

"decently attractive girl in short shorts rides roller skates"
Nov 26 2013 7:34PM
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Troy.
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totally a repost.

Also she's only a slightly above average roller derby girl
Nov 26 2013 7:57PM
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iH8pow
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at first I was like "oh man this is gay, it's the equivalent to freestyle bladers looking down at this like skateboarders do flatland longboarders", but then it got better. The title was deceptive, I mean she was pretty good but I was expecting more for "killing it".
Killing it is like the 6 year old girl I say at Venice who was shredding the big bowls on her skateboard. THis was more like...thinking outside the BOX
I was semi inspired, nonetheless
Nov 26 2013 7:59PM
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S.Ki
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Haha.
Storytime:
I found the video today, watched like 2 minutes, then paused - thinking to myself "damn NS needs to see this". Searchbarred to find out if it was a repost and found this thread. Instantly clicked on it. Then switched back to the youtube vid while the thread was loading. Watched till 2.39 came on and i was like DAYUM and paused the vid.
Then switched back to the NS thread and bam your comment at the top. Hahaha!
Im with you bro, im with you!

Oh and thats what i made:

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Dec 18 2013 9:29AM
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itzbrett
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I'm ok with the existence of this video, but if women in action sports and in general are so butthurt about being objectified, why do this? Oh yeah because the only way to get attention when you suck at sports is to help teenagers fap.
Dec 18 2013 12:36PM
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Errl
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Dec 18 2013 1:40PM
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Joshua.
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Honestly I was impressed by the skating... those things are so much harder to skate on then aggressive skates.
Dec 18 2013 1:51PM
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Spagett+
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I am pretty sure I could learn to do all of that in like 2 days.
Dec 18 2013 2:36PM
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Joshua.
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^Alright then, you've been challenged. Make an edit and have it posted within the next 7 days and I'll wire you 100 bucks on Paypal if you mimic every trick she does in her video.
Dec 18 2013 2:57PM
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Rafiki
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ya as hot as she may be, she still roller skates which was cool in like 1930
Dec 18 2013 3:03PM
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No.Quarter
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Plot twist:

She doesn't have any
0_o
Dec 18 2013 3:05PM
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Trace.
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As someone who's a pretty avid skater I can say that she's really not doing anything special. Yeah It's definitely harder to learn tricks on rollerskates but this is popular purely because she's sexualizing herself. All of that said she used to Roller Derby which is just unquestionably badass.
Dec 18 2013 3:10PM
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Rafiki
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well she probably doesn't have beef curtains like your mom so she doesn't have that problem
Dec 18 2013 3:12PM
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Joshua.
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My Spaghetti challenge still stands.
Dec 18 2013 4:17PM
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CashmereCat
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Thought this would be kaya turski. Disappoint.
Dec 18 2013 4:33PM
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doGelyst
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emphasis
Dec 18 2013 5:03PM
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JORMUNGAND
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she probably used to be a figure skater but she sucked too much so she started roller skating
Dec 18 2013 5:27PM
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