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Good chairlift song...

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snogurl
Posts: 466 - Karma: 12
check this out...someone I know wrote this when she had way too much time on her hands. You sing it to the tune of The Draft Dodgers Rag by Phil Ochs.
This is It:
I'm a skiier for sure wearin turtle fur, I guess they call us ski bums, I'm proud of that just workin off the fat and hibernate til winter comes.
Turn red as Mars eatin power bars have a knack for finding deep holes, dance shuffle and shift and fall off the lift and root for biodegradeable poles!
Broke my leg and hip watched my doc bill trip' knnow all the ski patrollers by name, know all the trails and heard all the tales put the weekenders to shame.
Dirty socks smelly boots black diamond chutes, a funky roof to some, but I don't mind just keepin' out of the grind and hibernate til winter comes.

Think SNOW!!!!
-snogurl :^)
Jul 2 2002 2:00PM
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Durtschi
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i sing blink 182, or sublime,


so i said to her 'look baby,i'm not saying your not beutifal, i'm just not sure my man in there wants to pay for it'

Jul 2 2002 4:30PM
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andyrightcoast
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Well, if I'm with my friends from my town we usually yell out random classic rock songs... usually stuff like 'Here comes the sun'

If I am with MC/Adam/SAS guys/anyone else... we dont usually sing on the lifts


-Andy

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MIKE NICK LIU KANG!
Jul 2 2002 4:50PM
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skiAMF
Posts: 71 - Karma: 10
on the way up the 3 long chair lifts to the glacier my friend and i sang old music and stuff and like penywise and made fun of brittney spears's songs.... haha
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' live ski or die'

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Jul 2 2002 10:32PM
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Brit1275
Posts: 5972 - Karma: 11
yeah, me and my girlfriend sking old songs from the 60s and 70s like CCR, and it's great cause we can both harmonize and shit perfectly!

Word up to all the subie owners out there!

Co-FOunder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse
Jul 2 2002 10:35PM
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1260skier
Posts: 627 - Karma: 1
we just beat box and freestyle. sometimes it comes out sounding pretty ill.
Jul 2 2002 10:40PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
definitly beat box. only if I'm with some certain people. 2 person chair = beat and melody, 4 chair full on band.

MD... Dain bramaged.
Jul 2 2002 11:00PM
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ONTARIOJIBER
Posts: 42 - Karma: 10
i made this up when i was bored
-I woke up this morning took a day off from my boss , went to the halfpipe and threw a 900 x.went out that evening met up with my friend named gordy went to the half pipe and through a tail 540.woke up the next morning ate a bowl of rice krispys and went to some tables and through some 720 mistys.

it's pretty cool
Jul 2 2002 11:01PM
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crimson1080
Posts: 342 - Karma: 10
k man i got bored and started thinking up lyrics. most of them suck but we should make some kind of wicked song that all the newschoolers do up on the chairlift and then you'd know if someone was from here and you'd be all like....yeah anyways

Some people say we’re hardcore, that this is all we do, but I should tell ya we do alotta hotties too.

People ask how could so few have so much skill, throw so many tricks that are so damn ill.

I can tell you one thing, somethin that I can truthfully say, newschool skiing’s going up and nothings gettin in its way.

Theres enough sexy lookin people takin the dive to put this crazy-assed sport into overdrive.

A lot of people think that skiing is gay, lets all hate the media instead it should be verbally spayed.

Some snowboarders say we suck, but that’s only the little fat posers who act like fucks. Tryin to be cool, tryin to be rad, but we all know all it is is sad.

The truth is that all the pro boarders I know, who love it for what it is, don’t diss skiers, don’t spray around that stupid jizz.

Now at my ski hill theres quite a surprise, the boarder to skier ratio is two hundred to five. I aint shittin ya man, its some crazy shyt, and dude I have to say that sometimes it really bites.

lol these fuckin SOCK
Jul 3 2002 1:19AM
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
I yell out random things and make monkey noises. some times ppl make monkey noises back and sometimes i bark at ppl. ok i guess i'll shut up now. don't worry its not really me talking, its the vicadin. i got my fucking widom teeth out this morning.

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Low Summit Kicker Posse (LSKP)
Jul 3 2002 1:28AM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,347
lovetoski84, sometimes my friends and I yell jibberish at people, especially little kids... and yell confusing stuff to old people Like:
'HEY YOU DROPPED YOUR POCKET!' or 'YOUR BOOT IS UNTIED!'... they usually stop and yell 'WHAT?' at the chair....
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That dream where you're falling, that's fun to me...
Jul 3 2002 2:30PM
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c_lo
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Yeah, freestyling is definitly the most entertaining
Jul 3 2002 4:41PM
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RiverRipper
Posts: 700 - Karma: 9
I love singing monty python songs...if some old fool is on the lift making dumb comments or acting like they are all high and mighty. Just start singing lovely songs like 'sit on my face' 'the Vagina song' 'The Lumberjack Song' and the many other classic songs

Conformity, I'll never swallow. The world today full of pain and sorrow. Apathy, I'll never follow.
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Jul 3 2002 8:12PM
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hazel_32
Posts: 170 - Karma: 14
sing zuit suit riot......lol......and that bump bump bump and another one bites the dust.........them are 2 of the greats
Jul 3 2002 9:53PM
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Brit1275
Posts: 5972 - Karma: 11
sit on my face, and tell me that you love me. i'll sit on your face and tell you i love you too!

yeah, i beat box too.

Word up to all the subie owners out there!

Co-FOunder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse
Jul 3 2002 10:03PM
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crimson1080
Posts: 342 - Karma: 10
MONTY PYTHON KICKS AZZ

cuz iiiiim a newschooler and im ok
i sleep all night and i ski all day
(he's a newschooler and hes ok, he sleeps all night and he skis all day)

I jib the park, i throw the smoothest 3's,
On wednesdays i go shopping, and have butter scones for teaaa

(repeated by others in lift, then 'he's a newschooler and he's ok, he sleeps all night and he skis all day')

I throw mad tricks, i hit big jumps, i like to press wildflowers. I put on snowblades, and hang around in barrrssss.

(repeated by others 'and hangs around in bars!??!?! he's a newschooler and he's ok, he sleeps all night and he skis all day')

I jib the park, i wear snowblades, suspenders and a braaa, i wish id been a racer, just like my dear papaaaaa

(he jibs the park, he wears...snowblades?confused talking, suspenders and a BRA?!?!?!uproar whats that, wants to be a racer? I THOUGHT YOU WERE SO RUGGED!poofter!

HES A NEWSCHOOLER AND HES OK, HE SLEEPS ALL NIGHT AND HE SKIS ALL DAY!
Jul 3 2002 10:28PM
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Krongos
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dude while i ski, a lot of times i think of a song in my head, like a song i heard that day or sometimes the mario theme.

Go Red Sox
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NOMAR GARCIAPARRA IS MY NON-SKIING HERO
Jul 3 2002 10:43PM
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PhattTim
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haha, I've fallen asleep on a lift. I ski so hard out on the runs that I'm usually too busy catching my breath to be bothered singing but if I'm with PhattBevan we yell as loud as we can


~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'
*I love Matty Enns*
Jul 3 2002 11:14PM
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sirjibsalot
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i make freestyles...and pee off the lift..

---Live for Today---
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Jul 3 2002 11:41PM
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hazel_32
Posts: 170 - Karma: 14
i once waved to evryone on the hill
Jul 3 2002 11:43PM
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Maximumsushi
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The mario theme... yeah. One time I was just humming an endless loop of that song in Calc class and drove my roomate and this chick crazy... awesome.
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That dream where you're falling, that's fun to me...
Jul 4 2002 8:41AM
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crimson1080
Posts: 342 - Karma: 10
nickelback, and supermario goes without saying. also, singing the ninja turtles theme and then screaming COWABUNGA. throw in some wayne's world quotes about chicks and you're on your way.

if she were pres of the united states, she'd be baberaham lincoln....if she were an animal, she would be a fox, with only her cunning to protect her....
Jul 4 2002 2:55PM
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