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Almost hit head on driving.

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skiierman
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Yup, by a woman driver talking on her cell phone. Thank god she had the decency to swirve her truck into a ditch. This was a very tight 2 lane dirt road by the way.







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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Dec 2 2004 3:16PM
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LittleDevil720
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haha, that sucks man.. maybe she jsut wanted to play some chicken



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Dec 2 2004 3:17PM
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Bangor
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wow. cell phones suck. at least when driving.

but eating/drinking while driving is soooooooo much worse, and it's legal tooo!!!!! (minus alc, but whatever).
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'Thank god she had the decency to swirve her truck into a ditch.'

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Dec 2 2004 3:29PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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one time i was parked at a red light. this girl in my grade comes around a corner at like 35 while talking on her cell phone trying to squeel her tires. she lost control and starts to spin out. she starts going off the road so she rips the wheel back and smashes head on into the car right behind me. she missed me by like a foot. it was so funny.
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Dec 2 2004 3:36PM
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hotdog.garbage
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dumb slut
Dec 2 2004 3:37PM
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Scoot
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cell phones are so cool, but so damn stupid at the same time. ever since cell phones were invented, i bet the accident rate has sky-rocketed. not to mention, the world has become a much more chaotic place.

If you are reading this, you've just wasted a few seconds of your life. Sorry.
Dec 2 2004 3:42PM
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Enthuzed
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i talk on my phone while driving
no difference
i had something funny to say but i forgot it.





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Dec 2 2004 3:44PM
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freestile
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almost as many people get in crashes from eating while driving as talking on cell phones. chew on that piece of info
Dec 2 2004 6:33PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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thats so gay
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Dec 2 2004 6:39PM
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Raek
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soccer moms who drive HUGE suvs and have 2-3 kids in the back shouldnt talk on their cell
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Dec 2 2004 6:54PM
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jksl
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i hit a lady once cause she didn;t stop at a stop sign that also had a blinking red light...in my mom's car, wasn't a good scene, but all is well now (it was in february)
i almost hit some god damn turkeys today...those little fuckers blended in with the guardrail and the road, i didn't notice them until my brother screamed 'TURKEYS!!!!!', it was a tad humorous

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Dec 2 2004 7:12PM
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asac
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you should have bitched her out. sometimes soccer mom bitches need to be put in their place.





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Dec 2 2004 7:14PM
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CTripper
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i hate talking on my cell phone when i drive. it's too complicated to shit and hold your phone and pay attention. a lot of shitty drivers i see are on their cell phones. i have nothing against smoking blunts and driving, however.
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Dec 2 2004 7:18PM
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skiierman
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Oh don't worry, the road we where on is not used much and it looked like she got herself stuck good. It gave me a good feeling when I was driving away.







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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Dec 2 2004 7:52PM
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mackinnon
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eating while driving is worse to me than driving and talking on a cell phone, like today i was eatinga sandwich with one hand and it fell apart all over me so i was trying to get it off me and still drive....not fun. and yesterday this girl in my grade stopped really fast in front of me and i almost fucking rear ended her in my mom's brand new yukon, it would not have been a pretty scene
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my mom has like 15 prada bags........ ATLANTASKI

i've seen alotta real good bitches go down
Dec 2 2004 8:47PM
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fourdskate
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fuckin women drivers on their cell phones, the soccer moms driving H2s on their phone is worse though.
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no true, but you cant judge my english like you judge someone elses that live in for an example the US.. but still you can point out that, but not when i ask something that have something to do about flowers-dallan
Dec 2 2004 9:00PM
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hucker22
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werd
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Dec 2 2004 9:02PM
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brogilvie
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We were once going through an intersection at like 75 (km/h) and some lady was turning left, she clearly did not have enough time, and the roads were wet. but we smoked her right in the back of her truck. our car was written off but the truck wasw fine ( except for the damage in the truck bed). It was wierd because we were on our way to a ski movie premiere. It was hilarious cuz the Po Po was like, ok guys, so whos got the dope? youve got your hands in your pockets, your pupils are dialated and your eyes are red, so whos got the dope? we had a good laugh after that.

do the chickens have large talons?
Dec 2 2004 10:19PM
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