fun little story about hat pins -
when i was spring shreddin i was only wearing a hat with about 50 (I have witnesses) pins, ranging from olympic theme to professional athletes. long story short i fell on my head and now have 15 indents in the temporal and parietal lobes of my brain. mi vizualisation persepshun is of and my pediatrician took all my pins away, saying i should take a break from my hobby of collecting them.
so fuck pins