No matter what, he can't top Bjorn, that crazy asian lady who attacked some paparazzo for saying something like welcome to America as she was leaving the airport. But I feel bad for him, because he can't go anywhere without getting attacked by the paparazzi. Even though he has one of the most inflated egos out there.
"If you were to assemble a United States of Playground you would need a place to locate a capital; a place where the landscape was created by Dr. Seuss with a backhoe. A place where it is possible to wake up in summertime and drive to winter. In short, you would need Utah."-Jonny Moseley