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Why don't my turtles love?

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yung-lean
Posts: 511 - Karma: 2,447
Why won't my turtles love me?
Nov 9 2013 8:37PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
because you have crabs
Nov 9 2013 8:42PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Nov 9 2013 9:22PM
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KimJong-Illest
Posts: 883 - Karma: 3,108
Maybe they are both guys....
Nov 9 2013 9:24PM
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BlakeG
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 1,030
maybe they're too busy finger poppin eachother assholes
Nov 9 2013 9:57PM
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Big5hifty
Posts: 3243 - Karma: 1,255
Because wieners
Nov 10 2013 12:39AM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
Beacuse they are reptiles and incapable of love
Nov 10 2013 12:40AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
Turtles arent reptiles you god damn moron
Nov 10 2013 12:48AM
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freestyle_kyle
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Haha well luckily Google and Wiki have my back. I did google before posting. Here is a Wikepedia quote. I try not to judge. When I hear others judging, I hear what tehy think about themselves... you god damn moron
'Turtles are reptiles of the order Chelonii[2] or Testudines characterised by a special bony or cartilaginous shell developed from their ribs and acting as a shield.[3] Turtle may refer to the chelonian order as a whole (American English) or to fresh-water and sea-dwelling chelonians (British English).[4]"
Nov 10 2013 12:52AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
The fact that you had to look it up makes you a god damn moron
Nov 10 2013 12:59AM
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freestyle_kyle
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Sorry bro. The fact that i looked it up before posting just means that I actually care about what I'm posting. Can you say the same thing?

Nov 10 2013 1:10AM
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qeefmasterflex
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,520
Yeah bibliography in MLA format is required.
Nov 10 2013 1:27AM
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uni-corn
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And that shit better be in MLA format or permaban.
Nov 10 2013 1:27AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
NSG rule #1 dont care about what you post

NSG rule #2 dont be a fucking moron

You broke rule 2 which subsequently made you break rule 1
Nov 10 2013 1:53AM
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