"I'd really like to get my name out so I can piss on 13 year old girls and get away with it, do a shit load of heroin, autograph boobs without it being harassment and then finally blow my brains out when the fame gets to me."
"i was going to post something demeaning and funny about the op, but then i saw that TechnoPotamus did so now i find it unnecessary."
"Professor Potamus has a PhD in Newschoolers."
now instead of a dog, picture an overweight white (probably pregnant) woman with a bit of waffle crumbs on her face, reeking of gramp's moonshine and this picture sums it up pretty well.
"As I was unable to make it out west I fully expect you to let me live through you while you're there. I expect doubles by next week. I also expect success or life altering injury. And remember, this is just because I love you." -Kyle
I spilled some of my cereal on my girls bed one time, I shit you not, she cried over spilled milk. -Armanzoid
Ahahahahahahaha man this is one of my favourite movies ever, Imma mime uuuhhh Imma mime
Dude I've peeled more thongs out of asscracks than you've probably jerked off in your lifetime. This is complete bullshit, stop spreading horrible granny panty propaganda already, you're making yourself look like a goddam vagina gaper - Huck_Norris
On the way home from the mountain I stopped at the store and bought some burger meat. Originally I planned to cook them and eat them. Instead of that should I where them as sandals and go out to the bar?
I'm kind of hungry but these sound like pretty sick footwear.