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Woman Wears Hamburger as Sandal After Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot

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theabortionator
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http://gawker.com/woman-wears-hamburger-as-sandal-after-sex-in-waffle-hou-1460831281?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

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Mediocre story, solid headline.
Nov 8 2013 6:49PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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What
Nov 8 2013 6:53PM
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Miomo
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'Murica
Nov 8 2013 6:53PM
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Spagett+
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Geeze wankertanker your mom really got weird after you moved out huh?
Nov 8 2013 6:54PM
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corona
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definitely top 10 headlines I've seen
Nov 8 2013 6:56PM
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theabortionator
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YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Nov 8 2013 7:01PM
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TechnoPotamus
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I WANNA PARTY WITH YOUUU

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Nov 8 2013 7:03PM
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bo0b
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What is she gonna walk barefoot like some sort of redneck??
Nov 8 2013 7:09PM
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PsychedelicMoose
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Thug life.
Nov 8 2013 7:15PM
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Big5hifty
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now instead of a dog, picture an overweight white (probably pregnant) woman with a bit of waffle crumbs on her face, reeking of gramp's moonshine and this picture sums it up pretty well.
Nov 9 2013 12:49AM
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life_is_hood
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Something tells me this is a slow Tuesday at the average Waffle House...
Nov 9 2013 12:34PM
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DeRizzo
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What the fuck is up with this world.
Nov 9 2013 1:03PM
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adzy
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She probably ate it after. That's fucked
Nov 9 2013 1:18PM
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Jane6
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Ahahahahahahaha man this is one of my favourite movies ever, Imma mime uuuhhh Imma mime
Nov 9 2013 4:37PM
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theabortionator
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On the way home from the mountain I stopped at the store and bought some burger meat. Originally I planned to cook them and eat them. Instead of that should I where them as sandals and go out to the bar?

I'm kind of hungry but these sound like pretty sick footwear.
Nov 9 2013 5:31PM
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