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theabortionator
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What if skiing was just a program in the matrix used to keep you from finding out the truth?
Nov 5 2013 6:02PM
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penguiin
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Nov 5 2013 6:04PM
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Wallisch_pl
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Nov 5 2013 6:05PM
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theabortionator
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What if you're not the boss of me?
Nov 5 2013 6:07PM
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Wallisch_pl
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Nov 5 2013 6:08PM
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fupaface
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I would take the red pill, than some blues
Nov 5 2013 6:08PM
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penguiin
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what if I am?
Nov 5 2013 6:16PM
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theabortionator
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What if I don't think that's fair?
Nov 5 2013 6:18PM
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penguiin
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What if it doesn't matter what you think?
Nov 5 2013 6:20PM
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DaffyDaDak
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What if this is all a ... dream
Nov 5 2013 6:36PM
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act.resist
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?
Nov 5 2013 7:50PM
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GIF
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What am I?
Nov 5 2013 8:27PM
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RusselCrowe
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is this the lost footage of OP's childhood showing his genius?
Nov 5 2013 8:38PM
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-benedetto
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What's the truth?

..I think the drugs are working
Nov 5 2013 8:48PM
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Wallisch_pl
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WHAT IF shit sorry about caps lock
Nov 5 2013 8:50PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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What if OP didn't make shitty threads?

Thats a world I'd like to live in.
Nov 5 2013 9:22PM
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theabortionator
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What if the internet wasn't serious? Oh wait isn't. Too bad you're 12


:)
Nov 5 2013 9:26PM
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Drail
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"Whatif" by Shel Silverstein


Last night, while I lay thinking here,
some Whatifs crawled inside my ear
and pranced and partied all night long
and sang their same old Whatif song:
Whatif I'm dumb in school?
Whatif they've closed the swimming pool?
Whatif I get beat up?
Whatif there's poison in my cup?
Whatif I start to cry?
Whatif I get sick and die?
Whatif I flunk that test?
Whatif green hair grows on my chest?
Whatif nobody likes me?
Whatif a bolt of lightning strikes me?
Whatif I don't grow talle?
Whatif my head starts getting smaller?
Whatif the fish won't bite?
Whatif the wind tears up my kite?
Whatif they start a war?
Whatif my parents get divorced?
Whatif the bus is late?
Whatif my teeth don't grow in straight?
Whatif I tear my pants?
Whatif I never learn to dance?
Everything seems well, and then
the nighttime Whatifs strike again!
Nov 5 2013 9:56PM
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Chubbs.
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Nov 6 2013 12:07AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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I prefer my non-serious internet to be actually funny, thank you very much.
Nov 6 2013 12:08AM
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coling
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We need to go deeper...
Nov 6 2013 12:11AM
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theabortionator
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You take it too seriously. I'm sure I've made much funnier posts/threads than you when I've actually wanted to.

Don't worry. You'll be over it by the time you get to hike school.

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Nov 6 2013 9:23AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Haha dat claim.
>trying too hard
Nov 6 2013 1:11PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Also stop trying to justify the fact you made a shitty thread, ya dingus.
Nov 6 2013 1:15PM
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theabortionator
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I don't try on the internet. And if I put a small amount of effort in I win.


What if I just made this so I can ask random what if question in the future? What if the OP was just anything I could think of to finish "What If"?

What if YOLO?
Nov 6 2013 4:11PM
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