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"Fake ski goggle tan" a new trend among young whores

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henry_the_eighth
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2480908/Are-taking-piste-Wearing-goggles-tanning-booth-fake-ski-tan-effect-bizarre-new-beauty-trend.html

thought you guys might appreciate this as it's pants-on-head-retarded

I don't know how much more of this I can take, why hasn't someone assassinated the whole Kardashian family yet?

Jesus Christ this is it, I'm out, been nice knowing all of you except the autistic ones
Nov 4 2013 10:19PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2480908/Are-taking-piste-Wearing-goggles-tanning-booth-fake-ski-tan-effect-bizarre-new-beauty-trend.html
Nov 4 2013 10:20PM
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ged.bend
Posts: 156 - Karma: 1,483
kim k has such nice tits im glad she's my wife
Nov 4 2013 10:21PM
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daannnnieel
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Yeah cakefaceeeeeee
Nov 4 2013 10:23PM
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DBQHawks33
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I'm doing this and saying I spent my christmas vacation in the Alps or some shit
Nov 4 2013 10:45PM
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Spagett+
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LOL too poor to actually go to the alps.
Nov 4 2013 10:46PM
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skiierman
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Why do you need enough money to go to the Alps when all you need is 20 bucks to hit up a local tanning salon?
Nov 4 2013 10:48PM
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coling
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The girl on the left looks like shes been munching on a plat of feces
Nov 4 2013 10:52PM
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SEEL
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Im pretty sure that kim just wears glasses the size of her boobs
Nov 4 2013 10:53PM
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Relish_man
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''The bizarre new craze sees fake tan lovers – particularly young women - stand in tanning booths naked with just a ski mask covering their eyes.''

I got a boner


Nov 4 2013 10:55PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I'm proud of my goggle tan during season but by no means is it a good look. You look like a stoned raccoon.
Nov 4 2013 10:55PM
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jblaski
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That article is straight retarded. The picture on the left is photoshopped for an advertisement, and the picture of Kim K is not from goggles, but from those stupid fucking oversized sunglasses. Look where the sunburn is on the bridge of her nose. No goggles would sit that high.
Nov 4 2013 11:00PM
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artfullydodged
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Nov 4 2013 11:09PM
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joe_dirt
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This is gold.
Nov 5 2013 12:31AM
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Accuallywasdolan
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Goggle tans look retarded on most ppl
Nov 5 2013 12:41AM
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Accuallywasdolan
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Shes got a fat ass tho. Imo not hot at all
Nov 5 2013 12:45AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Dat alias
Nov 5 2013 1:18AM
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