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"Fake ski goggle tan" a new trend among young whores
thought you guys might appreciate this as it's pants-on-head-retarded
I don't know how much more of this I can take, why hasn't someone assassinated the whole Kardashian family yet?
Jesus Christ this is it, I'm out, been nice knowing all of you except the autistic ones
"at least you arnt a hotdog." - Link.
Sam Bellemare is the cooliest
Wangdells Session 4, 2013
kim k has such nice tits im glad she's my wife
"I EAT FUCKING DICK PUBE" - vanunen
"Anyway I would like to thank your dad for being a terrible father." -Monsieur_Patate
Amanda Todd was a slue
I'm doing this and saying I spent my christmas vacation in the Alps or some shit
LOL too poor to actually go to the alps.
"I thought he was bishops kid, hes been in here kinda messing around... but then I found out spagett is a full grown man. Kinda surprising" -Willgum
Why do you need enough money to go to the Alps when all you need is 20 bucks to hit up a local tanning salon?
Skiierman is a cash-rabid cyborg forged in the fires of Mt. Doom and hell-bent on destroying the human race
pros follow skiierman around
if skiierman likes it, you know it's good. it's like a seal of approval that everyone wants.
if skierman dosent know him then he cant be that famous
Skiierman's dirty little secret is that he is the iota of truth.
The girl on the left looks like shes been munching on a plat of feces
Im pretty sure that kim just wears glasses the size of her boobs
''The bizarre new craze sees fake tan lovers – particularly young women - stand in tanning booths naked with just a ski mask covering their eyes.''
I got a boner
Royal Montreal Regiment - Honi soit qui mal y pense
I'm proud of my goggle tan during season but by no means is it a good look. You look like a stoned raccoon.
"kinda miss my kid, sold it for my vibes ticket and some dose last year hahah. but i still shred on the hand drums like it's my job." -DFAC
That article is straight retarded. The picture on the left is photoshopped for an advertisement, and the picture of Kim K is not from goggles, but from those stupid fucking oversized sunglasses. Look where the sunburn is on the bridge of her nose. No goggles would sit that high.
Bi-winter: Proud skier and snowboarder.
"Americans play real sports, we dont try to be the best at exercising."
-Duane Pruuel about soccer.
Kill as many whitetailed deer as you can, they prance around like they're the fucking shit. -Kasper**
Dying is an inherent risk of living. It's best for everyone to come to terms with that before strapping in....or crossing the street.
This is gold.
if you aint first your last
im better than you
Goggle tans look retarded on most ppl
Shes got a fat ass tho. Imo not hot at all
sucking 10 dicks at once takes skill, but it doesnt make it cool. -XtRemE11
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