Guitar player almost surpasses the speed of light

GayWolf420

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THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES WE CARRY ON

Oct 27 2013 11:29PM

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.Hugo.

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he must be really good at masterbating

Oct 27 2013 11:30PM

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arnie_grape

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well that was fucked

Oct 27 2013 11:31PM

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Chubbs.

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I wonder if a chick would like getting finger banged at light speed..

Oct 27 2013 11:31PM

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rsvp

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god damn

Oct 27 2013 11:32PM

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saskskier

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I was just about to post that. Insane.

Oct 27 2013 11:34PM

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cornholio

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dat bumblebee

Oct 27 2013 11:39PM

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original

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Poor man looked like he started having a seizure once he hit 260 bpm. But in all honesty, that was fucked. It sounded like he wasn't even strumming later, it just sounded like one long note. That's crazy

Oct 27 2013 11:54PM

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Tinga

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almost six beats a second... nice title steal from wimp.

Oct 28 2013 12:08AM

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JordanButtfart

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I'm not trying to claim originality. Would you like an MLA Citation next time? Maybe I'll even annotate it so you can get a brief run-down on my source.

Oct 28 2013 12:13AM

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fucking lol

Oct 28 2013 12:18AM

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Troy.

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Just imagine what he'd do to a clitoris.

Oct 28 2013 12:46AM

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Randy_Quench

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he plays guitar twice as fast as it takes aiden-g to first post.

Oct 28 2013 12:47AM

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Wallisch_pl

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The clock is ticking so fast it just looks like it's sticking normal speed, it's fake

Oct 28 2013 1:00AM

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qeefmasterflex

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Inb4 Aidan G

Oct 28 2013 1:32AM

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JahJahBinks

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His facial expressions at the beginning

Oct 28 2013 2:26AM

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Laurent.

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Hey girl.

Oct 28 2013 6:48AM

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Stadtski

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Oct 28 2013 7:48AM

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oil.

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im inb4 aidan-g

Oct 28 2013 11:46AM

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Easy-E

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hes smiling and looking around like "yeah im kind of a big deal"

Oct 28 2013 11:54AM

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JordanButtfart

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I think at this point Aidan-G is fucking with us.

Oct 28 2013 12:52PM

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yuck

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i honestly would never believe anyone if they told me some guy could play flight of the bumblebees at DOUBLE the speed its supposed to be at... on a nylon string guitar (which IMO is harder to pluck quickly that steel strings because theyre so slack)

part of me wonders if this footage is sped up. would nice to see an analog clock counting along in the actual frame

Oct 28 2013 1:00PM

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.Hugo.

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there is a clock in the background

Oct 28 2013 1:05PM

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yuck

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well knock me down and call me susan

im an idiot

Oct 28 2013 1:07PM

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Crispy.

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Look at his face from 2:13 on... kind of looks like hes jerking it.

Oct 28 2013 5:26PM

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Toaster-Tony

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Am I the only one that think this sounds like shit?

It's definitely impressive but I feel like the only use for playing that fast is showing off.

Oct 28 2013 5:28PM

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VD.

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Quoting to be inb4 AidenG

Oct 28 2013 5:30PM

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VD.

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And fingering

Oct 28 2013 5:39PM

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Bogs

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no shit, sherlock

Oct 28 2013 5:44PM

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theTRIBE101

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aidan-g is losing it...tsk tsk

Oct 28 2013 5:45PM

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Toaster-Tony

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Well shit man, some death metal just sounds like a blur of guitar notes and there's a lot of people who eat that shit up.

Oct 28 2013 7:08PM

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Shredsterr

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I want 10/10 now please.

Oct 28 2013 7:14PM

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Mr.Huck

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That was impressive.

But, I want to know why all good guitarists always get this expression on their faces when they are into a solo, that looks like they are finishing up a huge, satisfying shit.

Oct 28 2013 7:21PM

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