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Help me to fuck my friend's laptop

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McLS
Posts: 1980 - Karma: 6,446
So a good friend of mine had me with a fake fb login page...(yes i know not very clever of me) + he gave me a usb which he said had the docs I asked him for, but in fact it was a nice little virus, which completely fucked with my windows partition somehow...Needless to say i'm pissed, but I want to get back at him over his laptop too. I played nice so he think I forgave him, so he'll click/open/save anything I send as long as its not too obvious...Looked on google a bit, but didn't find anything, I'm looking for something thats gonna fuck with him, but fixable. Im sure one of you troll could come up with something, which will be rewarded by large amount of k.


Oct 26 2013 12:39PM
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J-C
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 3,683
Delete system 32
Oct 26 2013 12:41PM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,823
Put gasoline on the USB stick and throw his laptop in the fireplace
Oct 26 2013 12:41PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
give him a link to some fbi watched cheese pizza site.
Oct 26 2013 12:43PM
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McLS
Posts: 1980 - Karma: 6,446
he has a mac, and this needs to be done from my laptop to his.
Oct 26 2013 12:43PM
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qeefmasterflex
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,520
Cum on it
Oct 26 2013 12:44PM
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TRAP_CHEF
Posts: 1172 - Karma: 279
Fuck his usb
Oct 26 2013 12:48PM
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McLS
Posts: 1980 - Karma: 6,446
that actually be a gd idea, but I gave it back already...
Oct 26 2013 12:52PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
your "friend" sounds like a fucking douchebag.


forget his computer, go bigger than that with your payback
Oct 26 2013 12:54PM
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GANDALF
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put a picture of your pee hole as his default profile pic on facebook
Oct 26 2013 12:56PM
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McLS
Posts: 1980 - Karma: 6,446
he's actually a very gd friend, just trolls a bit too much...no one knows of any kinda virus of webpage that would get him stuck for a while, or a "opensevrythinginurlaptop" type of thing?
Oct 26 2013 1:08PM
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 7,764
link with ransonware attached
Oct 26 2013 1:14PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,000
rm -Rf /
Oct 26 2013 1:21PM
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Agamemnon
Posts: 310 - Karma: 3,399
Sprinkle it with cress seeds, and give it a healthy spray of water. He will have a garden growing in his keyboard in no time.
Oct 26 2013 1:25PM
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
Sign him up for every email list you can find. I'm thinking blackpeoplemeet.com, cougartown.com, and so forth.
Oct 26 2013 1:29PM
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McLS
Posts: 1980 - Karma: 6,446
Thats a great idea! +k, still needs something else too tho, that won't piss him off that much

ransomware link? where the fuck do you expect me to find it? deep web? and thats probe pushing it a bit too far...

1337???
Oct 26 2013 1:41PM
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McLS
Posts: 1980 - Karma: 6,446
i just thought of something, since he torrents quite a lot, i could find one that has a virus in it! anyone has personal experience with bad torrents?
Oct 26 2013 1:45PM
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JordanButtfart
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 3,027
Microwave it.
Oct 26 2013 2:04PM
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Bachto
Posts: 400 - Karma: 954
Boot nuke...tell him you burned his favorite game onto a disk for him but when he downloads it bam his whole computer crashes and is unsavable
Oct 26 2013 2:29PM
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cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
back orifice
Oct 26 2013 2:41PM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3544 - Karma: 1,171
Just piss on the Keyboard. My roomate got so upset when he found out our buddy was playing world of warcraft again, he opened up his brand new gaming laptop and pissed all over it when he was wasted in the middle of the night attempting to find the bathroom.
Oct 26 2013 3:42PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,356
I accidently downloaded an exe file a while ago and it made my wallpaper, toolbar, and cursor Rick Astley's face...It even played never give you up in the background and I couldn't close it...Had to reset my computer..
Oct 26 2013 3:52PM
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Doke
Posts: 185 - Karma: 401
hit up thepiratebay.sx and search for a fairly recent movie. Look in the comments section of them and find one that gets people copyright letters in the mail. He'll get a nice email from either his ISP or the company that owns the movie saying he has violated copyright. It should at least freak him out a bit to get a threatening letter that could bankrupt him
Oct 26 2013 4:20PM
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McLS
Posts: 1980 - Karma: 6,446
the 2 above r good, hippy, i want it. Now.
Oct 26 2013 5:01PM
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TheSteezyKoala
Posts: 352 - Karma: 198
Put his phone number or snapchat on 4chan
Oct 26 2013 5:15PM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8710 - Karma: 5,615
or if there are any concerts of 'popular' artists coming up, make a post on craigslist saying you have 3 free tickets to the show, and to text the (his) number to claim them.

someone did this to a friend of mine the other day about Kanye/Kendrick tickets and he got about 100 texts in one night
Oct 26 2013 5:24PM
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McLS
Posts: 1980 - Karma: 6,446
im so doing this!!!
Oct 26 2013 5:38PM
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urbanjib
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 255
http://www.clamtxt.com

Theres a free little SMS bomber.

Otherwise, why would I give you anything? If anything, the people on here who know whats up are going to fuck with you.
Oct 26 2013 5:40PM
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earl.squirrelson
Posts: 228 - Karma: 206
If you get the chance to use his. Screen shot his normal screen.. Set it as wallpaper... Then get rid of everything including the tool bar.. It'll take him a while to figure out what's going on.
Oct 26 2013 7:49PM
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earl.squirrelson
Posts: 228 - Karma: 206
Or go on one of the websites that let you send email and it comes up as any email address.. Send shit from himself to himself.. Pretend your from the future and you have a warning for him
Oct 26 2013 7:51PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Oct 26 2013 7:54PM
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C.M
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lots of lube
Oct 26 2013 7:56PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
poop on his laptop.
Oct 26 2013 8:00PM
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Jon_Taffer
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 5,383
Get a VNC (I think its called) and then you can control his mouse from your computer. not sure if it will work from a pc to a mac but worth a shot
Oct 26 2013 8:04PM
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wzrdtrx
Posts: 276 - Karma: 211
Just learned about FarmersOnly.com today, even though recently discovering it's been around for more than six years... The commercial for FarmersOnly is HILARIOUS.

Oct 26 2013 8:10PM
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Treblegrogg
Posts: 182 - Karma: 227
If doesn't know about them, send him a simple batch virus and when he clicks on it you can make it do pretty much whatever you want, open a shit load of different programs, websites, shut down his computer, delete his startup files, and even add a little message which could be funny. Thet're super easy to make or you can just copy and paste a code off the internet and save it as a .bat Just tell him its a game or something?
Oct 26 2013 8:17PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,076
Take a magnet to it...
Oct 26 2013 8:28PM
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DeRizzo
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NEED FILE

Oct 26 2013 8:41PM
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*SID*
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this should do the trick


Oct 26 2013 9:34PM
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kung_powpow
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www.hurr-durr.com
Oct 26 2013 9:42PM
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Doke
Posts: 185 - Karma: 401
Ye bastarde
Oct 26 2013 10:01PM
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Mag
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Close it on your penis and start thrusting.
Oct 26 2013 10:24PM
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McLS
Posts: 1980 - Karma: 6,446
+k to all the good ideas above, the tutorial fro harmless virus seems a good idea, ill look into it
Oct 27 2013 6:11AM
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NSRndm
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You could always use Dark Comet or another RAT to screw with him.
Oct 27 2013 1:08PM
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roddy116
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http://www.maclife.com/article/feature/10_os_x_pranks_thatll_get_you_beat_upor_fired

first one is fun to do.
Oct 27 2013 1:16PM
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McLS
Posts: 1980 - Karma: 6,446
thanks those r great when im around his mac, the first one especially. would +k but already on 10
Oct 27 2013 2:08PM
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gusestomp
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 746
go over his house and stick it in microwave. That fucks it up real good
Oct 27 2013 2:14PM
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cannaguts666
Posts: 504 - Karma: 256
Got drunk and shot a friends laptop with a airsoft pistol one time, broke the screen, we don't talk.
Oct 27 2013 3:07PM
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danica
Posts: 49 - Karma: 594
set his homepage to meatspin.com then change his settings to open up 100 browsers when he turns on his laptop
Oct 27 2013 3:12PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
sell it on craigslist, that way he doesn't have a laptop and you have some money
Oct 27 2013 4:54PM
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