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Apparently I look at child porn

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town_nudist
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About 15 minutes ago I got a pop up that says I've broken canadian law for looking at child porn. I'm like 99% sure it's a scam because it is asking for money so I don't go to jail. But I can't close the window, what should I do? And how do I know if it's the real deal? (I definitely have not looked at child porn. EVER.)
Oct 26 2013 5:51AM
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JAHBRADOR
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Dude, i would just pay it, You can never be too careful.


Oct 26 2013 5:56AM
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town_nudist
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But it's only asking for $100 and that I can only pay with Ukash or Pay safe card vouchers. If I was getting fined for child porn I think it would be more than $100 no?
Oct 26 2013 5:58AM
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town_nudist
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I can't even shut down my computer. If it's a scam I'm probs fucked, if it's real well I'm goin to court and suein some bitches 'cause I ain't look at no fuckin' child porn.
Oct 26 2013 6:00AM
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JAHBRADOR
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Nah, it usually is around $100. It's like enough that you wont do it again (i hope) but it isnt going to scar your bank account.
Oct 26 2013 6:03AM
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JAHBRADOR
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it might be because your icon looks like two gay dudes fucking each other. they might think its real life tiny children or something. Idk.
Oct 26 2013 6:05AM
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Aidan-G
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Light your computer on fire. Only rational solution
Oct 26 2013 6:31AM
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shr@gler
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its just the NSA fucking with you man! the only rational solution is to actually search it then sue them for invasion of privacy!
Oct 26 2013 6:35AM
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heiligerherbert
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post the cp you were looking at for better evaluation of your situation
Oct 26 2013 6:46AM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,627
-Force shutdown (press and hold power button, remove battery, remove power etc. Don't just let battery run out, then it just sleeps. The loss of power has to be immediate.)
-Reboot in safe mode
-Run virus scan.


I've never had ransomware (what you have), but that is what I've done to similar things.
Oct 26 2013 7:10AM
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McLS
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http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/prince-edward-island/scareware-uses-child-porn-warning-to-scam-money-1.1294640

there ya go...it was pretty obvious that it wasn't the real deal. Can you not force shut down your laptop? Its happened to other people, I'm sure you'll find something if you search on google for a bit...
Oct 26 2013 8:06AM
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jester8589
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i usually just

force shut down
reboot in safe mode
system restore
Oct 26 2013 11:50AM
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walterson
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i was in this situation a couple weeks ago. what i did was i filmed my self choking the chicken to legal, of age porn. I then sent it in to local authorities and am now waiting for my court dates.

camera used: go pro hero 3
style: POV
Oct 26 2013 11:58AM
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MNS
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Lol @ PC problems
Oct 26 2013 12:05PM
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TechnoPotamus
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OP's icon is relevant
Oct 26 2013 12:17PM
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Bagina
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Lol @ Mac being 5 times the price.
Oct 26 2013 12:19PM
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bighooch
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Classic virus, got this a few months back. Restore you PC to yesterday (google that shit) and you should be set, and whatever you torrented to get that virus shouldn't be on there anymore
Oct 26 2013 12:25PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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man, you don't know what you're missing. boner city.
Oct 26 2013 1:21PM
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Anathema
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i have a feeling a $100 fee pop-up is in your future as well
Oct 26 2013 1:27PM
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J_BISCHOF
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you are an absolute idiot.
Oct 26 2013 1:50PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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nah, everyone knows you don't just look at cp without using TOR. don't want the man trying to keep ya down. NAMGLA 4 LYF!












Oct 26 2013 1:56PM
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t_rob
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Wait? This is a legit scam? Everything about the OP from your username to your post count to your post screams troll.
Oct 26 2013 2:54PM
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town_nudist
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It wouldn't let me force shutdown so I just force quit. which worked.... anyway thanks, that was a very scary couple of minutes for me.
Oct 26 2013 5:01PM
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fupaface
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Oct 26 2013 5:19PM
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urbanjib
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Lets use some logic here. Do you really think the government would simply lock your computer, and ask for a fine, paid using a untraceable method that you can buy at a general convenience store?

No.

This is a version of a very popular virus floating around the US, that locks computers, and asks for a $300-$500 payment, and that theyll unlock the computer when you enter the code. Funny thing is, TONS of people come in, saying that they paid, and not realizing its a scam.

Its not something your really going to be able to just fix at home, unless your ready to format the drive, so just take it to a repair shop. They wont judge, and if their worth anything, theyll know the virus.

Oh and if your wondering, when you get caught for that shit, the police come and raid your house and seize all electronic equipment. Happened 2 years ago to a neighbor down the street.

'Pee in the USB PORT'
Oct 26 2013 5:44PM
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Backyard.Skier
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best gif ever for this thread
Oct 26 2013 5:50PM
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Mama.
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Yes.
Oct 26 2013 6:29PM
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town_nudist
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I'm not trolling, just a coincidence.
Oct 26 2013 7:48PM
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Bart.Man
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Well you end up making up the difference when you pay for child porn charges all the time!
Oct 26 2013 8:13PM
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PsychedelicMoose
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It is a scam, if it was a legit warning, the government would have tracked you to your house, it will not let you leave the page, so just shut down your comp, then restart.
Oct 26 2013 8:34PM
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~bagelz~
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i take it you're speaking from experience
Oct 27 2013 2:18AM
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Dustin.
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Even if it was that expensive, the fact that I haven't seen spyware in 6 years would make that worth it.
Oct 27 2013 2:22AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Seriously with all the physical abuse my laptop has been through I would have spent twice as much as the price of my Mac just in replacing and repairing broken laptops
Oct 27 2013 2:24AM
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deleted5
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Oct 27 2013 2:28AM
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PacificRimJob
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Damn, I was just about to ask you to send some. Now im disappointed...
Oct 27 2013 3:57AM
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Joebin
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Step 1. Look at more CP
Step 2. See if more icons pop up
Step 3. ????
Step 4. Look at even more CP, profit
Oct 27 2013 4:04AM
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Joebin
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Step 1. Look at more CP
Step 2. See if more icons pop up
Step 3. ????
Step 4. Look at even more CP, profit
Oct 27 2013 4:08AM
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