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Shreddies... I shit you not- fart filtering underwear!

Huck_Norris

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Crazy Fool

What was previously a pretty shitty situation has now been rectified. Utilizing space age carbon weave in the back of these babies, it's been stated that they can even deal with up to 200% more stink than the average browneye blasts. I don't know about you but that sounds like a challenge to me.

http://myshreddies.com/

What say you? Yay? Nay? Fart contest incoming?

Oct 25 2013 1:22PM

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gotti

Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548

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No Life

like a sploof just throw some dryer sheets back there on a gassy day and your golden

Oct 25 2013 1:24PM

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Huck_Norris

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Crazy Fool

Listen dude, this is no manpon. We're talking the future of farts here.

Oct 25 2013 1:26PM

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cannaguts666

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Ridiculous

If she can't handle the stench of my rotten ass farts then she isn't worth it.

Oct 25 2013 1:28PM

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Iraq_Lobster

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Insane

looks gay

Oct 25 2013 1:30PM

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Huck_Norris

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Crazy Fool

Your scope is too narrow. Imagine no-worry cheek sneaks in meetings, class or jury duty. Fart with confidence at your desk and now there's no danger of hotboxing yourself in the car either.

I dunno man, I see the work of God at hand here.

Oct 25 2013 1:30PM

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snwbrdmilf

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@th1337

It doesn't say anything about eliminating the sound.

Sound is half the battle!

Oct 25 2013 1:31PM

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cannaguts666

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Ridiculous

I freely fart wherever regardless of smell of consistency. I enjoy gas chambering everyone around me.

Oct 25 2013 1:32PM

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TechnoPotamus

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Crazy Fool

*joy !

Oct 25 2013 1:33PM

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TechnoPotamus

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Crazy Fool

"I suffer from terrible wind" haha

Oct 25 2013 1:34PM

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ejm

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Ridiculous

meh, i'm pretty proud of my farts.

Oct 25 2013 2:01PM

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.Hugo.

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Post Whore

Ya, I take pride in being able to clear out a room

Oct 25 2013 2:06PM

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Huck_Norris

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Crazy Fool

I guarantee that someday you will get a job though.

Oct 25 2013 2:27PM

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TechnoPotamus

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Crazy Fool

my mind wanted to read this as,

"I take pride in being able to clear out a colon" and I lol-ed and also cringed

Oct 25 2013 2:30PM

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theabortionator

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Play Ball

Oct 25 2013 2:47PM

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cornholio

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i can think of times these would be useful

but for the most part i really do find joy in the smell of my farts

Oct 25 2013 3:44PM

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El_Barto.

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Crazy Fool

i always study in the same spot on one of the quite floors of the library and i never hold back a fart. Theres this dud who always plays WoW and smokes e-cigs who sits near me pretty much everyday. Yesterday was teh first day I talked to him, asked him what he was smoking. He then mentioned that he recognizes me as the guy who farts really loud

/coolstory

Oct 25 2013 4:10PM

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last_tango

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Addict

If you live in maine it will land you a job. I shit you not this is what most work in maine is like.

Oct 25 2013 4:13PM

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PacificRimJob

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@th1337

My boss and I get into fart-lighting wars all the time and he wins most of em. This would be detrimental to my chances.

Oct 25 2013 4:53PM

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CluckaChuck

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Insane

wow, that's really not a good look

Oct 25 2013 5:15PM

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theabortionator

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Play Ball

Done

Oct 25 2013 5:18PM

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.Hugo.

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Post Whore

I have a job. And after college hopefully my job will be outdoors so I wint have to worry

Oct 25 2013 7:13PM

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corona

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that's hilarious. my dad has been talking about making something like this for years. a pad with activated charcoal you can sit on so you can get away with farting and not worrying about the smell

Oct 25 2013 9:01PM

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Skibumsmith

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No Life

i have seen this happen to a fellow runner at a HS cross country race. it's not a pretty sight.

Oct 25 2013 11:44PM

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Mr.Huck

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Just bring back the one piece suit. You can fart like a pack mule all day long, with no effects. That is until you unzip in the locker room. Your farts have been aging, ripening and maturing in your suit all day, and the smell is unreal. I swear the paint color on the walls goes one shade closer to tan.

Oct 26 2013 12:36AM

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