Let us not forget that llamas have 4 legs, and that this theft occurred at if3
4*3 = 12
12 - 1 llama head = 11
Also remember that there are over 2,000 members on newschoolers
that gives us 2,000 & 9
In 2009, newschoolers was at if3. Bishop was very proud of a certain llama suit he was renting, but Schmuck couldn't stand how smug he was with his lustrous llama fur. Schmuck always felt that he should be in charge. When Bishop turned away, Schmuck took his opportunity for revenge and grabbed the llama head. He expected Bishop to be stricken with grief and have to resign, leaving a vacancy which Schmuck was sure to fill. But that's where his plan went wrong. Bishop instead took a vindictive stance and Schmuck knew he would be found out if he didn't get rid of the head quick. He threw it into a crevasse on Mt. Hood where it remained hidden for 4 years.
Meanwhile, Bishop enlisted his father in the search for Drama Llama. His father, a high ranking Bishop in the Catholic church, had secret knowledge of the Knights Templar. The templar are endorsed by the Catholic church and are also fore fathers of the Free Masons who have put every US president into office since the nation's inception. Bishop used his connections to make Obama create the NSA whose entire purpose is actually to monitor the internet for anything related to Drama Llama. But Bishop's plan also ran into trouble when Snowden leaked information about how much the NSA knew.
Hearing about the power of the NSA made Schmuck nervous. He knew he wasn't safe at newschoolers anymore. So he left to be the managing editor at SBC skier.
And he would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for Steve Stepp.
While coaching at Mt. Hood this summer, Black Steve found the head that Schmuck had hidden 4 years ago. Steve thought he had finally found a way to reach pro status. He hid the head in his pack and kept it hidden until October 22 when he made a false account with the intention of extorting a pro model from Armada in exchange for the safe return of Drama Llama.
So, Who had the most to gain from stealing the llama head?! SCHMUCK
Who was nowhere to be found when the llama head was stolen?! SCHMUCK
The only logical conclusion is that E Heath was actually just Matt Margetts the whole time.