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Giving the girl warning

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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Guys do you give a girl warning or not when you're going to blow when gettin a beej? If so, what do you say?
Oct 23 2013 8:31PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Imma get your face pregnant
Oct 23 2013 8:32PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
He's 3 quick 5 you.





Get it, because its more than 2 quick 4 you.
Oct 23 2013 8:35PM
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profa_212
Posts: 8640 - Karma: 32,582
Yup....double tap on the shoulder is what me and my gf do.
Oct 23 2013 8:37PM
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Aidan-G
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Oct 23 2013 8:37PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
fuck no i dont give a warning. i always say i will, but i lie....and then i don't.
Oct 23 2013 8:37PM
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ISkiHarder
Posts: 51 - Karma: 152
Yeah, I call before I come I don't just stop on over out the blue.
Oct 23 2013 8:37PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
I just scream then chop my weiner off. Then it grows back.
Oct 23 2013 8:38PM
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bgoldstein
Posts: 249 - Karma: 97
"i am about to peter north"
Oct 23 2013 8:47PM
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bighooch
Posts: 349 - Karma: 2,062
long live Aidan-G
Oct 23 2013 8:49PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
I just say, "yo girl, what's really....GGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!"

and wave my arms around like this

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Oct 23 2013 8:56PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Oct 23 2013 8:58PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
Aidan-G gets tomorrows paper today.
Oct 23 2013 9:15PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Coincidentally Aidan-G is applying to the local newspaper to be a film critic soon
Oct 23 2013 9:25PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
You already got the job.
Oct 23 2013 9:26PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
it's going in her mouth if she likes it or not.

so no.
Oct 23 2013 9:30PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
Yeah, I say "I'M COMIN IN HOT"
Oct 23 2013 9:41PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
No.
Oct 23 2013 9:46PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
Shit yea I give warning
Oct 23 2013 9:47PM
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J-C
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 3,683
More like i'm cumming in hot







































i'm fucking pathetic
Oct 23 2013 9:48PM
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earl.squirrelson
Posts: 228 - Karma: 206
shhh, it'll all be over soon
Oct 23 2013 9:53PM
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HentaiHero
Posts: 298 - Karma: 1,099
you speak the truth
Oct 23 2013 9:54PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
I say very mysteriously, "did you hear that?" and when she comes up to listen and says, "what?" I unload on her face.


























.....no I don't.
Oct 23 2013 10:04PM
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cannaguts666
Posts: 504 - Karma: 256
The only warning I give is the the swift thrust of my cock deep into her throat.
Oct 23 2013 10:14PM
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16candles
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Oct 23 2013 10:56PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
I don't understand when girls don't swallow... I mean you're sucking a dick anyways and it's like 2 seconds and done to swallow. Just do it. It's not even bad.
Oct 23 2013 11:06PM
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Aidan-G
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Oct 23 2013 11:06PM
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penguiin
Posts: 1444 - Karma: 561
where the hell do you even find these gifs at
Oct 23 2013 11:16PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
The secret Gif Garden in the kingdom of Bindalay beyond the Dragon Spine's mountain range. They're tended to by a legion of blind cat monkeys and presided over by King Bing Bing of the house Casterby
Oct 23 2013 11:20PM
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dunkaroos
Posts: 2574 - Karma: 633
best thing I've ever read on the internet
Oct 23 2013 11:27PM
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ged.bend
Posts: 156 - Karma: 1,483
petition to push aidang down while he's peeing
Oct 23 2013 11:29PM
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Aidan-G
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Oct 24 2013 12:14AM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
I text her..
Oct 24 2013 12:25AM
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brotherdad
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 13,066
Of course I do. Ever seen the bellagio fountains? Then you'd understand why.
Oct 24 2013 12:26AM
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,219
Good lord.

Consuming the bodily fluids of another is not high on my to-do list.

Also, sometimes you can aim it so THEY cop one to the face. Take THAT clichéd stereotypes.
Oct 24 2013 12:29AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Story time?
Oct 24 2013 12:33AM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
Last time i came in a chicks mouth


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Oct 24 2013 12:42AM
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,219
Wouldn't believe it if i told you.

Hmm...maybe you would. I'll provide a few sporting puns to be clear:

Nothin' but net.
Hole in one.
GOOOOOOOOAL.
Got him right in the eye. (that wasn't a pun. that was truth)
Oct 24 2013 1:54AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
On purpose or accidental?
Oct 24 2013 1:57AM
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Wallisch_pl
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Oct 24 2013 10:22AM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
I'll do ya one better.  I got hit on the lip.  Accidental, but unfortunate nonetheless.
Oct 24 2013 10:27AM
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connecticunt
Posts: 842 - Karma: 1,525
or when girls spit it out. yeah it doesnt taste the best but if youre doing it right, then it just goes down the back of your throat. now when you spit it out its all around your mouth and youre stuck with baby gravy mouth until you rise with listerine.

on another note, my bf used to push my head real far down when he was about to... dont do that guys because occasionally itll hit the wrong way and come out her nose and make her very unhappy
Oct 24 2013 10:31AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
that's a pretty fucked up thing to do to somebody, people amaze me
Oct 24 2013 10:34AM
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connecticunt
Posts: 842 - Karma: 1,525
he didnt really mean to do it, but he still laughed hysterically and took pictures

i dont know how but i will get him back someday
Oct 24 2013 10:37AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
when he cums in your mouth, keep it in there for like 10 mins (you'll have to be a trooper) then when you guys go to kiss spit it in his mouth
Oct 24 2013 10:45AM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
"Great scott!"

Actually did this once.
Oct 24 2013 10:47AM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
You had better be sneaky about it though. I've caught one or two in my day thinking they'd get the last laugh, and lets just say I was the one laughing hysterically.
Oct 24 2013 11:30AM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
This makes it sound like you raped them.
Oct 24 2013 11:33AM
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Chubbs.
Posts: 1018 - Karma: 2,647
savage..
Oct 24 2013 11:44AM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
I'll usually just shout out "PROTEIN BLAST!" right as millions of my potential children are launched from my penis
Oct 24 2013 12:42PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
THIS IS SPARTA
Oct 24 2013 9:33PM
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