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Yes. That's right. The president was in Ottawa today, and was going up by Carleton U, which is where I decided I might as well check it out. I was planning on just giving him the finger, but it appeared too many people already had that one in mind... so I got the brilliant idea of mooning him. Thankfully, there weren't very many security guards or police around and shit (hey, it is Canada, we have like 30 policemen in the entire country), so I figured there was no danger. Now of course I didn't go running out on the road in front of his motorcade, screaming and slapping my ass, because I don't know if they have snipers or whatever set up on the rooftops ready to pop a tranquilizer in my ass... but it was a good time. I saw that moron giving his stupid wave out through the tinted windows of his motorcade, so I'm pretty sure he saw me. I was the only guy in the crowd with my back to his and my ass hanging out... so it was a good time.




The sloths are coming. Don't say you weren't warned...

CCR / DFP Represent.



Keep it real,

D.C

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