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How long to wait before asking a girl out?

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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
whats a good rule of thumb? got a girls number the other day and we're hitting it off, already hinted at dating very strongly, hang out everyday... how long til I ask her out?


Oct 15 2013 5:55PM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
After you smoke with her and after you pee in her butt to mark your territory.
Oct 15 2013 5:56PM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
Now. If you guys know each other well enough, this is probably the best time to do it.
Oct 15 2013 5:56PM
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Gnarwall
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You should probably just go for it. If you're hanging out everyday and it seems flirty, she probably wants something more.
Oct 15 2013 5:57PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
Now bitchboi
Oct 15 2013 6:03PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,071
Whenever you feel like it there isnt a formula or anything
Oct 15 2013 6:07PM
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limedakine
Posts: 48 - Karma: 298
Jump on that bro or she'll friend zone you at light speed.
Oct 15 2013 6:09PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
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Strike while the iron is hot my man or you'll only have yourself to blame when she only sees you as a nice guy.
Oct 15 2013 6:11PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Don't wait.





Don't even ask.





Rape
Oct 15 2013 6:13PM
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Sharknuts.
Posts: 339 - Karma: 953
now.
Oct 15 2013 6:25PM
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J_MAC
Posts: 572 - Karma: 127
Immediately retard... do you want to get friendzojed or what?
Oct 15 2013 6:33PM
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StickDonkey
Posts: 284 - Karma: 2,456
I try to engage physically without ever actually going on a date, which to me is just a waste of time and money.
Oct 15 2013 6:38PM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
If what you say is true then the sooner the better. Keep it casual, though, just lunch or coffee or something so you don't come on too strong too fast
Oct 15 2013 6:39PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
I'm hanging with her in an hour to go to panera and interview her for psych (i just wanted a reason to hang out), i'm gonna ask her twelve psych questions and ask her if she'll go out with me on the thirteenth

it's gonna be some disney channel shit
Oct 15 2013 7:02PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
I see this going very well for you
Oct 15 2013 7:06PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
Never ask out a girl, girls enjoy it when you make small talk and text them 5 hours a day. wait until after winter break February would be a great time.
Oct 15 2013 7:11PM
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.tony
Posts: 321 - Karma: 74
Make a move rather quickly or don't do it at all. Had this happen to me too many times (where I waited too long), totally not worth it in the end when you could have had something good.
Oct 15 2013 7:12PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51257 - Karma: 157,315
IF that's you hinting that's your first problem.
Oct 15 2013 7:21PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
I actually lol'd. Good luck, man.
Oct 15 2013 7:40PM
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DeRizzo
Posts: 3827 - Karma: 3,483
When you're both comfortable around each other.
Oct 15 2013 7:45PM
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goodnoooo
Posts: 555 - Karma: 2,075
since it crossed your mind, you should do it.
Oct 15 2013 7:53PM
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CosmicBrownie
Posts: 199 - Karma: 1,177
Isn't it by that time you're forever friendzoned though?
Oct 15 2013 9:37PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
girls know within minutes whether they would date or fuck you so the longer you wait the higher chance you have of her friendzoning you, act now
Oct 15 2013 9:38PM
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Iraq_Lobster
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Oct 15 2013 9:57PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Ok it's been long enough. What happened? She suck your dick right there in Panera?
Oct 15 2013 10:01PM
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elinde
Posts: 1459 - Karma: 2,934
Was it a hardcore anal adventure?
Oct 15 2013 10:04PM
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The_Beekeeper
Posts: 843 - Karma: 302
I can't even fathom the fact that no one has asked for pics yet.
Oct 15 2013 10:08PM
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Oct 15 2013 10:08PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
Even though no one asked me to deliver, OP is now delivering

This is crazy and I feel like a middle schooler dating someone this early, but I got her number friday, texted her friday, saturday, and sunday, sat with her at lunch tuesday, and now we're dating. Everything went as planned. Asked her the psychology questions, acted like I had one more, then I asked her out and she started blushing and giggling. It was so cash. We ate and talked for thirty minutes or so, then I walked to her car. Gave her a hug then didn't kiss her on purpose. Walked to my car, ran back as she was leaving (all planned of course) and said "Wait! I forgot to kiss you!" kissed her, and skuwoped out of there.

I feel like a god damn boss, i love you NS


Oct 15 2013 10:09PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Story first, pics come only after he's been elbow deep in her happy place
Oct 15 2013 10:09PM
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Aidan-G
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Well played by OP
Oct 15 2013 10:10PM
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Spiri7o
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Flirt, when things go well, call her girlfriend and ask to be exclusive
Oct 15 2013 10:11PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
calling it now he's 17
Oct 15 2013 10:12PM
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Aidan-G
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Seconded
Oct 15 2013 10:12PM
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alex=
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Turned 18 like a month ago
Oct 15 2013 10:12PM
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theTRIBE101
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literally shat my pants
10/10
Oct 15 2013 10:16PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
Well great i really don't care, you also fucked it up, from the reading of your posts. You ask a girl out on a date, not to be your GF after 3 weeks. Also you're putting her on a fucking pedestal, tone it down romeo before she gets freaked out, and breaks up with you for liking her more than she likes you.
Oct 15 2013 10:17PM
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howlongcanausern
Posts: 4982 - Karma: 1,737
and now you post pics.....


THEEEE CIRRRCLE OF LIIIFEEE
Oct 15 2013 10:19PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
Hatin cause I'm a romantic genius
Oct 15 2013 10:29PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
Yeah man, you got a kiss from a girl, I'm really jelly.
Oct 15 2013 10:32PM
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DeRizzo
Posts: 3827 - Karma: 3,483
DON'T LISTEN TO THEM OP YOU DID WELL


Also I'm pretty sure this is the first time someone has actually succeeded in getting a girl after all these threads.
Oct 15 2013 10:37PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
I'm sure you would've whipped out your meat then and there. Actually, try it. I'm interested to see if it'll hit the table. Video it and post here.
Oct 15 2013 10:39PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
I mean if you really want to me to rail your girlfriend while you film it, you should post up pictures first.
Oct 15 2013 10:46PM
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taylornicky
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 2,579
I say wait another week. You don't want to be super pushy and just jump into things... It might scare her off.
Oct 15 2013 10:48PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Too late
Oct 15 2013 10:49PM
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taylornicky
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the one thread when i didn't read any posts
fml
Oct 15 2013 10:52PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Bahahahahahaha oh tell us more Dr. Poonslayer MacDaddy ultra!

I'd say he did fine. The kiss may have been a bit much but fuck yeah for seizing the moment and shit She didn't pull away amirite?!?
Oct 16 2013 8:25AM
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.mnr.
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i just lost it in the middle of my civics lecture, fuck you hahah
Oct 16 2013 9:51AM
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