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CONDIMENT BAR CHOW DOWN

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p0wda
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what is the best free food to eat from a ski lodge condiment bar?

Condiment bar tomato soup
you get the free hot water
add ketchup
coffee creamer
and salt and pepper

then score your self some free saltines and you’ve got a FREE MEAL


Oct 10 2013 9:15PM
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BigScaryLarry
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What the fuck are you on?
Oct 10 2013 9:24PM
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SnowMiser
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Oct 10 2013 9:27PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Go to bed,
Oct 10 2013 9:27PM
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Peter.
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bringing your own ramen and just getting a cup of hot water is usually the play

hot water is either free or less than 50 cents
Oct 10 2013 9:27PM
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deepfriedtwinkie
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This is one of the basics of being a ski bum..
Oct 10 2013 9:28PM
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00000000
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Seriously!
Oct 11 2013 7:55AM
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teamdummy
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There was an edit out a few years ago, I can't remember who was in it, but the dude was bumming in whistler and would go around the lodge and offer to bus people trays for them. And if there were any unfinished food....free lunch!! True dirtbag stuff....I loved it.
Oct 11 2013 8:10AM
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danderson.
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His "Condiment bar tomato soup" concoction.
Oct 11 2013 8:34AM
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Mids
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My free food consists of stale brownies and stolen rootbeer.
Oct 11 2013 9:16AM
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John18_6
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Ramen>>>>>>>
Oct 11 2013 10:37AM
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Blake.P
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Charlie Ager
Oct 11 2013 10:42AM
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JahLiam
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haha you stole this idea from the freeskier resort guide a couple years back
Oct 11 2013 9:47PM
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JAHBRADOR
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no.
Oct 11 2013 9:54PM
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cannaguts666
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Everybody knows about it and that shits nasty.

Make friends with the kitchen staff or get a rich girlfriend. Or get good at stealing from grocery stores and gas stations.
Oct 11 2013 9:57PM
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dilla_says_go
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in new england we usually put mayonaise in the hot water and then add like some onions, some saltines, salt and peppa and you got some ghetto ass chowdah.

or if you're feelin it get a bunch of friends together and make a "ballers spread". to do this you take a clean trash bag and fill it up with like 5-10 packets of ramen noodles, 2 cans of tuna, 2 cans of clams, 2 cans of shrimp, some crushed up spicy hot cheetohs, and a bunch of hot sauce. add some hot water and let 'er sit for a few minutes to cook. then take whatever the fuck is in that bag and put it on white bread and go to town on it. this is an especially awesome move to pull at expensive resorts where there are lots of rich white people to watch you.
Oct 11 2013 10:20PM
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dilla_says_go
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and for those of you little groms who think i'm full of shit: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Baller%20Spread
Oct 11 2013 10:23PM
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p0wda
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that is in
Bum Life - Charley Ager, Whistler ski bum http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9xXrYcWVdM

its a freaking hilarious edit charley ager is a goofy dude
Oct 14 2013 12:02AM
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seanahue.
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this sounds fucking awesome
Oct 14 2013 12:08AM
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cannaguts666
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Always good
Oct 14 2013 12:21AM
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Bertrand
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Saltines and honey mustard.
Oct 14 2013 12:39AM
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NPF
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i cant believe i have never seen that... so funny
Oct 14 2013 6:52AM
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NPF
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dub post, but a couple of my friends have grabbed good off the bussing rack in whistler before and ate it. so nasty.
Oct 14 2013 6:54AM
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00000000
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^ lol

On another note -- check this video out. SBC Skier did a liquid diet for WSSF one issue... and a couple ladies actually put it to the test. It definitely surprised the hell out of us when the video showed up in our inbox with a "Thank you" from the duo.


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