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Lets go to North Korea

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MilaKunis
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http://news.yahoo.com/nkorea-rushes-finish-lavish-ski-resort-063141050.html

On mobile so no clicky
Who wants to go lap the park with Kim Jung Un?
Oct 7 2013 9:09AM
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TheMeccaMovement
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I heard Kim got his own pro model from Full Tilt. I'm so happy, so underrated
Oct 7 2013 9:14AM
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ny300z
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i wouldnt give NK the pleasure of me pissing on their streets
Oct 7 2013 9:18AM
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00000000
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Do you think people would be interested in a NK trip report and video?

Who would you guys like to see go? Journalist, photographer, filmer, riders, etc.
Oct 7 2013 9:26AM
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@nonymous
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chug... just chug and a camera
Oct 7 2013 9:31AM
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ny300z
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skierman
Oct 7 2013 9:54AM
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Iraq_Lobster
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yes, send him there with a one way ticket, no money, and the most racist offensive clothing their is, you know... for an experiment.
Oct 7 2013 10:08AM
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BigScaryLarry
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i'd lap with Kim he probably has the dopest dub cork
Oct 7 2013 10:15AM
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Japaneezy
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The TC crew obviously
Oct 7 2013 10:17AM
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MilaKunis
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I bet he can quad.
Oct 7 2013 10:33AM
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skiierman
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Please send me. I'm a huge fan of Dennis Rodman.


But seriously, I'd love to go. I'd write up the most positive review possible in order to spread the hate for me nation-wide.
Oct 7 2013 10:35AM
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JAHpow
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Send me with as an intern for the crew.
Oct 7 2013 10:49AM
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razors-chaz
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DId somebody end up selling them a chairlift because I remember seeing something about them struggling to get uplift?
Oct 7 2013 10:58AM
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AlexMartini
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im down
Oct 7 2013 11:23AM
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1337
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For some reason I see this going like a "Vote Justin Bieber to go to ___________" Contest...
Oct 7 2013 12:10PM
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MacNsteaze
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"We can make nuclear weapons and rockets," he said. "We can build a ski lift."

only north korea would say this haha
Oct 7 2013 12:21PM
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Fuck the ski resort I want to hit the streets of north... I mean best Korea.
Oct 7 2013 12:24PM
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Austin.ski
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You should send a college student that is a film major to get some real life experience. Hint, hint me. Please
Oct 7 2013 12:29PM
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Mag
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Who do you think stole the entire Czech lift? Korean spies duh!
Oct 7 2013 12:58PM
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t_rob
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Oct 7 2013 1:02PM
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Mag
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Needs more rockets
Oct 7 2013 1:04PM
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And in recent North Korean news reports, Kim Jung-Un has won gold at every single event in sochi, including his royal induction as the ultimate supreme ruler of western skiing.

More details to follow...
Oct 7 2013 1:05PM
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Turkelton
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10/10 if I was a skier would buy
Oct 7 2013 1:11PM
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Fluttershy
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"We can make nuclear weapons and rockets," he said. "We can build a ski lift."

oh god i lost
Oct 7 2013 2:21PM
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.[sanhedrin].
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What would it feel like to be the punch line of everyone else's inside joke. South Koreans don't even give them any credibility.
Oct 7 2013 2:27PM
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MilaKunis
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I want more Kim Jung un quotes in my life.
Oct 7 2013 2:52PM
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gotti
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Its actually got a lot of vertical up there with whistler and its taller than aspen. If they actually allow people to visit it it could actually work. As to whether i would want to stay in an 8 story building likely held up with chop sticks is a different story.
Oct 8 2013 6:56PM
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a_burger
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I hope he realizes cardboard doesn't work too good in the snow
Oct 8 2013 7:04PM
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brotherdad
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So much win. I'd sell my first born son to get a hold of these.
Oct 8 2013 7:04PM
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bob_dole
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What he said
Oct 8 2013 7:41PM
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MilaKunis
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I was expecting more photoshops from NS
Oct 8 2013 7:42PM
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corona
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made a while ago

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Oct 8 2013 7:58PM
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.mnr.
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that's fucked Up
Oct 8 2013 11:05PM
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appa
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hahahahahaha
Oct 9 2013 12:14AM
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MilaKunis
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Yes
Oct 9 2013 1:02AM
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DrZoidberg
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It's pretty obvious that he wants to ski in slope and pipe at the olympics, so he's having a private training ground built for him and a small team.
Oct 9 2013 1:13AM
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Cleapster
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Freaking Switzerland wouldn't sell them any lifts
Oct 9 2013 1:43AM
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pow_pow~
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i would deadset go it would be awesome
Oct 9 2013 6:23AM
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butteredpretzel
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Fun Fact: my friend Mac and I are on the North Korean journalist blacklist. We arranged a tour through Koryo tours for this summer only to find out from our Visa company (while ALREADY in china) that our visas were denied and we are barred from every re-applying for entry.

lol
Oct 9 2013 9:47AM
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802Valley
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i wouldnt mind hittin up NK, be pretty chill
Oct 9 2013 11:05AM
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k2andcannoli
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That wasn't the case when over a million North Koreans stormed the boarder in the 50's...remember the Korean war. If the us wasn't proping up the south the north would attempt reunification again.
Oct 9 2013 12:01PM
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Easy-E
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so it would go half way up the mountain then just stop... kind of like their rocket would if it tried to cross the pacific
Oct 9 2013 12:33PM
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