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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
... to date you.


You have one chance, make it count.
Sep 28 2013 8:54AM
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cowofawesome
Posts: 201 - Karma: 549
cause
Sep 28 2013 9:04AM
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Titus69
Posts: 9327 - Karma: 17,742
ill give blowing jobs
Sep 28 2013 9:20AM
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cannaguts666
Posts: 504 - Karma: 256
McDonalds is an acceptable dinner for me. Ill drink Miller High Life and Kentucky Deluxe Whisky. And after all that I'll get my girlfriend to give you a old fashioned hand jobber.
Sep 28 2013 10:23AM
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Spiri7o
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 1,100
Holy shit. Impressive
Sep 28 2013 10:42AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
ive got a huge penis
Sep 28 2013 11:02AM
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BigScaryLarry
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 2,732
i like turtles
Sep 28 2013 11:03AM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
I expected this to be a suicide thread... did not deliver
Sep 28 2013 11:51AM
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KJacks
Posts: 440 - Karma: 2,329
ill kill myself if you dont




it is now a suicide thread as expected
Sep 28 2013 12:45PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
.


Sep 28 2013 12:49PM
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-PoonHammer-
Posts: 281 - Karma: 779
Because I'll take you out and treat you right, you're the only one I want in my life. Sure I'm not a pretty boi and I don't have "swag" but I love you and I want to prove it to you that no guy will make you happier. Love me now?
Sep 28 2013 12:49PM
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Wizerd
Posts: 908 - Karma: 6,694
Because I'm magical
Sep 28 2013 12:55PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
I will promise you a quick and painless death.
Sep 28 2013 12:57PM
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eeman69
Posts: 72 - Karma: 105
If you date me, it wont be rape

Sep 28 2013 1:00PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
i have the voice of an angel and very soft hands
Sep 28 2013 1:02PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Does she have callouses?
Sep 28 2013 1:17PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
I buy your unwanted gold and silver.
Sep 28 2013 1:25PM
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iFlip
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 19,088
Because I was good enough for your mother and mothers always know best.
Sep 28 2013 1:27PM
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mowglii
Posts: 545 - Karma: 339
I can give you aids
Sep 28 2013 1:32PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
i would treat you like the woman that you are
Sep 28 2013 5:05PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
I do butt stuff
Sep 28 2013 5:07PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
Because I know the safe word is "oklahoma"
Sep 28 2013 5:13PM
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