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Massive sea monster

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Jeebus.
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This huge thing was caught on camera by an oil rig.. what the fuck is it??
Sep 20 2013 12:47PM
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Laurent.
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It's just a jellyfish know as the Deepstaria Enigmatica.
Sep 20 2013 12:51PM
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Calb3rt
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it is a jellyfish
Sep 20 2013 12:51PM
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youngdtay
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I didn't know your mom was a contracted diver for an oil rig company.
Sep 20 2013 12:52PM
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Jeebus.
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eeenteresting.. Whats up with that white shit?
Sep 20 2013 1:00PM
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Laurent.
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Those are the the jellyfish’s testicles.

I'm not making this up.

I'm dead serious.
Sep 20 2013 1:03PM
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CaptainObvious.
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OP just put his foreskin in a tank and used a macro lens.


OMG.....it's a monster.
Sep 20 2013 1:11PM
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Aidan-G
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Goddamn the more I think about it the more I realize I should have been a marine biologist
Sep 20 2013 1:34PM
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ThaLorax
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Psht, everyone knows the species is lowercase. Anyways, is the enigmatica species the same as the reticulum? I've seen both claimed to be this jellyfish.
Sep 20 2013 2:28PM
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JAHpow
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That camera operator is a pervert for filming it's balls like the entire time
Sep 20 2013 2:39PM
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Laurent.
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I was on my phone, the enigmatica is pretty darn similar to the reticulum but we know even less about the later one, some biologists doubt it's even a different species.

Last time one of these was sighted marine biologists could only determine the genus, so I say both could be correct.
Sep 20 2013 2:39PM
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ThaLorax
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word!
Sep 20 2013 2:57PM
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1337
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hahahahahahhahhahaahha omg
Sep 20 2013 2:59PM
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Zimmerman
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Please tell me the thing hanging off the white area is its dick.
Sep 20 2013 3:00PM
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Laurent.
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No jellyfish have no penises, jellyfish reproduce both sexually and asexually, and very little is known about this species but they do have balls:

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Source: Russel 1967.
Sep 20 2013 3:11PM
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