"I'd really like to get my name out so I can piss on 13 year old girls and get away with it, do a shit load of heroin, autograph boobs without it being harassment and then finally blow my brains out when the fame gets to me."
"i was going to post something demeaning and funny about the op, but then i saw that TechnoPotamus did so now i find it unnecessary."
"Professor Potamus has a PhD in Newschoolers."
Holy shit that was so much worse than I thought it could be. I hope everyone involved with making this a thing gets raped by grizzly bear with a foot long barbed cock and then their first born gets AIDS
Bitches. Be. Tripping. - Mones
I grew up in a magical land of platinum blondes, dildos, and chrome plated cocks, wtf kind of environment did you grow up in? - TechnoPotamus
Thumbs up if porn hub sent you here - Cubber
I'm big enough to admit when I'm wrong. You're not a pussy, you're the opposite of a pussy, you're a man with extraordinary taste in cereal consumption equipment - bo0b