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How to respond to a girl when she asks what you want in exchange for your completed study guide

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CosmicBrownie
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Above happened and now I'm stuck /claim
Sep 17 2013 8:17PM
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pmw
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Your tic-tac dick
Sep 17 2013 8:17PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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a sleepover
Sep 17 2013 8:18PM
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cowofawesome
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secks
Sep 17 2013 8:18PM
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Willgum
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The satisfaction of knowing you helped out a fellow academic student
Sep 17 2013 8:20PM
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corona
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ask for credit card information. money can be used to buy many females.
Sep 17 2013 8:20PM
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BChaps1209
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what is op even trying to accomplish from this thread
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Sep 17 2013 8:22PM
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Kekambas.
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Her digits
Sep 17 2013 8:22PM
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1337
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she has to teach you sex ed
Sep 17 2013 8:24PM
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Aidan-G
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There's nothing wrong with a little bump and grind. This guy knows what I'm talking about
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Sep 17 2013 8:26PM
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CosmicBrownie
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Time is running out! These are all great but I still haven't decided. Guess I will blame my phone battery for the time being
Sep 17 2013 8:26PM
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GIF
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It is not nearly as good if it's not in person dawg.
Sep 17 2013 8:28PM
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El_Barto.
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Dinner. Dont be a moron
Sep 17 2013 8:29PM
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CosmicBrownie
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You know, you're right. Tomorrow I'm going to pull the, "Sooooo.... about that study guide"
Sep 17 2013 8:36PM
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Mag
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Well it's pretty obvious by how she says it.
Sep 17 2013 8:37PM
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No.Quarter
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She is likely implying sex so she sounds like a sloot. Either make her do something completely retarded instead of sex or use multiple condoms and have sex.
Sep 17 2013 8:38PM
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appa
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"i think you know what i want."

totally flip the script on her.
Sep 17 2013 9:01PM
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Miomo
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Chicks dig that shit
Sep 17 2013 9:07PM
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Wampire
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Make her watch you try on a whole bunch of cloths.
Sep 17 2013 9:13PM
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CosmicBrownie
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But unless she really knew me (which she doesn't really) she isnt going to know anything I want and I feel like she'd think i'm being way straightforward about sex. Whether or not she's a sloot im unsure
Sep 17 2013 9:15PM
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Huck_Norris
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Pfff. I can cook that myself. You know what I can't cook?































Her anus.
Sep 17 2013 9:17PM
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skiierman
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Drop your dick on her desk and command her to write her name with it.
Sep 17 2013 9:22PM
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Huck_Norris
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*your name on her face
Sep 17 2013 9:24PM
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skiierman
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Dude, they're in a classroom. How the fuck do you expect her to write something on her face when there are no reflective surfaces for her to use?

Way to make it sound unrealistic.

Sep 17 2013 9:26PM
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El_Barto.
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*my face in your ass
Sep 17 2013 9:30PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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^your name on her colon.
Sep 17 2013 9:33PM
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Laurent.
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Terrible idea to double bag.

While there does not yet seem to be any scientific literature to support this stance, it comes from the advice of professionals who are most knowledgeable in the area of contraception and sexually transmitted disease (STD) prevention.

Their explanation is that during sex, an excessive amount of friction will occur between the two condoms and increase the likelihood of either, or both, condoms breaking. If you are scared just rely on the use of one thick condom meant for anal penetration.
Sep 17 2013 9:53PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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*your pee in her butt
Sep 17 2013 9:55PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Well, me personally, I would tell her to screw off.
inb4 OP gets ghonorea(sp?)
Sep 17 2013 9:56PM
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walterson
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OP ask her for a giraffe
Sep 17 2013 10:35PM
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DeRizzo
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You've never told us how this mystery girl looks...
Sep 17 2013 10:39PM
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noahmdubs
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this. pics are needed in order to give a good answer
Sep 17 2013 10:59PM
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Jeebus.
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Two words, Blow Job.
Sep 17 2013 11:00PM
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alex=
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quality response +K

would recommend to a friend
Sep 17 2013 11:20PM
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Dr.Dickless
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this is some solid advice

it's like a romantic comedy way to meet
Sep 17 2013 11:41PM
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RimJobber
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HEY! Thats my job...
Sep 17 2013 11:44PM
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Malcolm
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"After your done studying that, you can study this"

And then point at your dick. If she gets grossed out, take out some study cue cards that you prepared in advance from your pocket. Hand them over and say "I meant these you silly goose!"
Sep 18 2013 12:11AM
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Chewy.
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Let us see a picture.
Sep 18 2013 12:25AM
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*ninja*
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op will bitch out and not do anything. my guess
Sep 18 2013 12:39AM
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Simon.k
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Best one yet
Sep 18 2013 12:47AM
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CosmicBrownie
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This is great. I think I will give it a go. Will keep thread updated if all goes well tomorrow
Sep 18 2013 2:01AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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We also need pics of said girl. For scientific research of course.
Sep 18 2013 2:05AM
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Laurent.
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You have done this before.
Sep 18 2013 2:58AM
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NPF
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Malcolm knows whats up!
Sep 18 2013 3:01AM
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Bateman
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Sound advice.
Sep 18 2013 3:24AM
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Jane6
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Awwwwh, you are adorable
Sep 18 2013 3:38AM
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Bateman
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Too adorable. You're never getting laid with that kind of attitude.
Sep 18 2013 3:44AM
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JAHpow
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Lol this reminds me of a video I saw where three guys had two prostitutes come over to their apartment but instead of doing it they convinced the ladies to reenact a scene from Braveheart. The guys were horses and the girls were the characters and had to ride around on them. It was hilarious.
Sep 18 2013 8:12AM
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TechnoPotamus
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tell her you want waffles, tasty waffles!


Sep 18 2013 8:43AM
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chacha33
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The study guide for the next chapter. Boom homework for life done
Sep 18 2013 9:59AM
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Mag
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It's been right in front of us all along

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