"If you were to assemble a United States of Playground you would need a place to locate a capital; a place where the landscape was created by Dr. Seuss with a backhoe. A place where it is possible to wake up in summertime and drive to winter. In short, you would need Utah."-Jonny Moseley
Well dip my balls in some aunt jemimah. That was damn good.
Don't touch the clowns, let the clowns touch you. -Donald Mahanahan
The universe is beautiful. It's something like a new woman that I was gonna date. You're dark and you're massive and you have a black hole, and all of those elements I want to explore just like you would explore on a new date. I want to dive deep into them and feel around and just see whats gonna come out of that. -Dr. Jimes Tooper
It would be close. I'm guessing Wallisch would call some switch unnatty dubs and get an early lead, but jesper would keep up with his rail game, and crush wally with his ridiculous mini flips. I want to see jesper get a switch front to 50/50 on a rail.
"You won't regret trying as much as you'll regret pussying out."
"I drive an automatic, cause fuck Driving in Ski boots with a stick" -Ryan Dunfee
"The only way to move your boundaries is by pushing them." - Alex.W
"i live in the eastcoast and i dont mind a few ass bruses" - mattster
LOL at people thinking Jesper would win against T-Wall in a game of SKATE. I love it when the kids on here watch one video and immediately go fucking apeshit thinking this guy is the best in the world. Get real.
Have you seen Jespers game of skate on that dry slope ski camp in Europe from a while back? the shit he has on lock is ridiculous
I think that Schlopy was sent from the future by Newschoolers version 16.7, which has gained consciousness and decided to destroy skiing's past in order to win the style vs. Tech argument in the future.