You guys are never gonna believe what happened last week in school. So I'm walking out of school to catch my bus home, and I realize that I forgot my spanish notebook on my desk. I ran back to class as fast as I could, hoping to get my teacher Mr. Lopez before he left for the day.
I walk into the class and I hear these weird noises...idk it sounded like a fucking high voiced guy shaving a moose or something. Super weird. Anyway, I grabbed my notebook but I see that the light in the coat closet is on, and these weird noises won't stop. I opened the door, half expecting to find a water buffalo humping a doorknob and fucking I shit you not, one of my classmates is getting banged by Mr. Lopez. Like, this dude is getting taken for a ride. I thought I was going to puke so I sprinted out of there and luckily caught my bus just before it left the middle school. So freakin awkward.