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Just want to get this off my chest

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cowofawesome
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/startconfession
So basically when I was 9 or 10 I went to the grocery store with my mom and I snuck a big thing of raspberries into our cart and she didn't notice and she bought them and then I got to eat a whole thing of raspberries without anyone knowing and I've had to live with this guilt ever since then.
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Sep 11 2013 5:41PM
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Spinoza
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Just IP scanned and found your address. Produce cops are on their way prepare your anus
Sep 11 2013 5:43PM
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.AR6rider.
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One time, about 2 years ago, I met a very attractive lady at the supermarket. Unfortunately, she had her son with her. She pretended to let him steal some raspberries and, while he was stuffing his fat little face later thinking about how clever he was, I was pounding that sweet, sweet pussy like there was no tomorrow.

Weird coincidence, huh?
Sep 11 2013 5:44PM
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WPoch
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I beg to differ.
Sep 11 2013 5:47PM
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Sno.
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you've got two end slashes there. If she paid for them you technically stole from your mom, not the store.
Sep 11 2013 5:53PM
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danderson.
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Sep 11 2013 5:53PM
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cowofawesome
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Joke's on you 'cause I pretended to steal some raspberries while some hobo was chatting up my mom and then I videotaped them banging and he didn't last 30 seconds.
Sep 11 2013 5:54PM
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Sno.
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think this one over again.
Sep 11 2013 5:56PM
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El_Barto.
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So good on so many accounts
Sep 11 2013 5:57PM
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Chubz.
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No...
Sep 11 2013 5:57PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Real hard.
Sep 11 2013 5:58PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
I too have a confession. I stole a balloon one day. It wasnt doing anything wrong, just sitting there looking all round and shiny on a cart, but my sticky fingers got the best of me. I havent been able to live with myself ever since. Sometimes and can sleep other times I cant. Sometimes Ill sit in my bed awake at night and cry. Its just becoming too much to bear anymore.

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Sep 11 2013 6:00PM
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cowofawesome
Posts: 201 - Karma: 549
Fuck.
Fuck fuck fuck.
All I wanted to say was that AR6 can't last half a minute inside an old lady.
Fuck.

Oh well.
Sep 11 2013 6:11PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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i think the real confession is that you videotapes you mom having sex with another nser while enjoying some berries that you stole from her. every time i come back this website it gets weirder and weirder i swear to god..
Sep 11 2013 6:27PM
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Jane6
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Yet you keep coming back
Sep 11 2013 6:57PM
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Shredsterr
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Why did you film your mom having sex with a hobo you disgusting piece of shit inbred cretin?
Sep 11 2013 7:06PM
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deleted5
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wrong thread https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/553504/
Sep 11 2013 7:11PM
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TechnoPotamus
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this thread was worth the click
Sep 11 2013 8:03PM
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cowofawesome
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Hahaha at least it was for somebody, if not for me.
Sep 11 2013 8:24PM
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pmw
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Except the Feinstein-Berger account, really fucked that one. Say bye to your bonus dipshit.
Sep 11 2013 8:31PM
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DeRizzo
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Wait, dis is a perty gud tread if u ask me
Sep 11 2013 8:50PM
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theblackrod
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i lost when i saw this hahaha
Sep 12 2013 12:10PM
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AcidKneeDrop
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Wow this isn't a totally shitty thread... Props nsg
Sep 12 2013 12:18PM
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HolySchimmel
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Awesome thread, and I thought summer was over xD
Sep 12 2013 12:19PM
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